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Funny story: Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, and Selena Gomez To Appear In A Telethon To Raise Money For Purity Rings

Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, and Selena Gomez To Appear In A Telethon To Raise Money For Purity Rings

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - Taylor Swift, appearing at an outdoor concert in Green Bay, Wisconsin said that she has agreed to join Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez in a nationwide telethon to help raise money to purchase one million purity rings to be given o...

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Funny story: TGN Cancels The Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato Reality Show - "We Were Just 17"

TGN Cancels The Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato Reality Show - "We Were Just 17"

HOLLYWOOD - TGN, the Teenage Girl Network has just stated that they have cancelled the teenage girl show, We Were Just 17, after only airing four shows. TGN vice-president of programming and scheduling Ellsworth Birdstoopski stated that although t...

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Funny story: The Selena Gomez Purity Ring Has Just Become The World's Number One Selling Ring

The Selena Gomez Purity Ring Has Just Become The World's Number One Selling Ring

NEW YORK CITY - The Ring Around The Rosey Jewelry Company of New York, manufacturers of the Selena Purity Ring have just announced that the Selena Purity Ring has just surpassed the promise ring, the friendship ring, and the wedding ring as the top s...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Quitting Hanna Montana - Selena Gomez To Take Her Place

Miley Cyrus Quitting Hanna Montana - Selena Gomez To Take Her Place

HOLLYWOOD - One of the best kept secrets in Tinsel Town has just been revealed. Selena Gomez will be the new Hannah Montana when Miley Cyrus quits her role as the singing teen later this season. Miley said that she is quitting the show because she...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez Make An Interesting Super Bowl Kissing Bet Concerning Demi Lovato

Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez Make An Interesting Super Bowl Kissing Bet Concerning Demi Lovato

LOS ANGELES - Two of America's top female teen heartthrobs have just made an interesting bet regarding the Super Bowl between the Indianapolis Colts and The New Orleans Saints. Miley and Selena, who are both 17, have always been avid football fans...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez Says She's Trying To Decide Between Taylor Lautner or Nick Jonas

Selena Gomez Says She's Trying To Decide Between Taylor Lautner or Nick Jonas

LAKE PLACID, New York - Selena Gomez was in town to perform at the newly painted Adirondack Mountains Convention Center on the last leg of her Selena "Go-Go" Gomez East Coast Snow White Winterized and Glamorized Tons of Snow Tour. She was asked ho...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez Reveals That She Dreams Of One Day Becoming Mrs. Taylor Lautner

Selena Gomez Reveals That She Dreams Of One Day Becoming Mrs. Taylor Lautner

RUTLAND, Vermont - Selena Gomez performed before a sell out crowd of 13,000 at Rutland's Molasses Bottle Auditorium. Afterwards she was asked by a reporter for Post-Puberty Magazine about the rumor that she and Taylor Lautner had been texting each...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus , Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato To Appear In New Reality Show Called "We Were Just 17"

Miley Cyrus , Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato To Appear In New Reality Show Called "We Were Just 17"

HOLLYWOOD - Teenage music queens Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato have all been signed to star in the new reality show on the Teen Girl Network (TGN) called We Were Just 17. Miley said that the title was taken from a line in the Beatles...

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Funny story: The Selena Gomez Purity Ring Is Breaking Sales Records

The Selena Gomez Purity Ring Is Breaking Sales Records

HOLLYWOOD - The national Who's Buying What Product Agency has reported that at present the number one selling item is The Selena Gomez Purity Ring. They say that it has even surpassed The Miley Cyrus - Hannah Montana Lunchbox, The Demi Lovato Inst...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens And Selena Gomez Spotted In Vegas With Billy Bunter

Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens And Selena Gomez Spotted In Vegas With Billy Bunter

Our Las Vegas correspondent Skoo-Booby-Doo called us live on a satellite link tonight to inform us that Hollywood babes Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens were spotted out on the razzle with English literary legend Billy Bunter. Bunter,...

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Funny story: Kevin Skinner To Tour With Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, and Selena Gomez

Kevin Skinner To Tour With Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, and Selena Gomez

NASHVILLE - Kevin Skinner's manager, Sharon Osbourne, has just announced the upcoming Chicken Catcher Henhouse Tour. Mrs. Ozzy Osbourne said that the 42-city tour is being put on by her husband's production company, The Bats Out of Hell Entertainm...

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Funny story: Selena Cyrus Calls Time On Miley Gomez Bitchfight

Selena Cyrus Calls Time On Miley Gomez Bitchfight

Selena Cyrus today, after withering under a barrage of insults from Miley Gomez, appealed for calm in the seriously uninteresting - nay totally fucking boring - war of words between the teen queen protagonists. "Calling someone a bitch, or a mothe...

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Funny story: Pussy Calls Miley Gomez And Selena Cyrus Real Sluts

Pussy Calls Miley Gomez And Selena Cyrus Real Sluts

A Pussy calling himself Skoob today panned teen-queens Miley Gomez and Selena Cyrus for being sluts Real. The pussy, Skoob, who by his own admission is a bit of a tosser, finally today plucked up the courage to challenge Hannah Louisiana star Sele...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez gets a new car

Selena Gomez gets a new car

Selena Gomez was seen chilling out with her new black mustang along with her co-star, David Henrie. When asked to her about this she just replied, 'That's very private'. After doing a bit of research it was identified that that the mustang was g...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez Got a New BFF

Selena Gomez Got a New BFF

Tween star sensation Selena Gomez is not far behind with the number of BFF's she had during the last few years.Setting on to become a good BFF this year, she just recently got a new boy BFF and it none other the hearthrob 'JOE JONAS'. Want t...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Will Make Cameo On "Wizards of Waverly Place"

Miley Cyrus Will Make Cameo On "Wizards of Waverly Place"

Miley Cyrus is set to appear on the forthcoming season of the series, Wizards of Waverly Place, which stars Selena Gomez, one of Cyrus' long-time rivals. Producers are currently discussing Miley's role with Miley's dad, Billy Ray Cyrus, who says h...

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Funny story: Brenda Song & Selena Gomez named the new Marilyn Monroes

Brenda Song & Selena Gomez named the new Marilyn Monroes

Teen queens, Brenda Song and Selena Gomez have been recently named the new Marilyn Monroes of their generation. The starlets have not done any serious steamy photo shoots yet, but have showed interest in becoming sex symbols. Earlier this week, B...

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