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Funny story: Van der Sloot Given 3 Months to Live after Contracting Malaria; Granted Humanitarian Release to Scotland!

Van der Sloot Given 3 Months to Live after Contracting Malaria; Granted Humanitarian Release to Scotland!

In a shocking report just released today by the European Union Council of Ministers regarding the Human Rights and Health and Safety of Incarcerated Felons, Joran van der Sloot has been granted a humanitarian release by the Peruvian government when i...

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Funny story: Scotland to be dismantled in search for Tobin victims

Scotland to be dismantled in search for Tobin victims

Police sources today revealed that they are planning a major operation in Scotland in the search for victims of serial killer Peter Tobin. Tobin is thought to have started his killing career in the Scottish city of Glasgow in the 1960's as the i...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown Heads Intervention Team to Bring Mel Gibson "home" to Scotland!

Gordon Brown Heads Intervention Team to Bring Mel Gibson "home" to Scotland!

Mild mannered former UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown announced today he would be heading up an intervention to save troubled Follywood Star Mel Gibson from himself after violent rants and bullying activities surfaced on the internet. "Mr. Gibson...

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Funny story: Big Foot sighted in Scotland

Big Foot sighted in Scotland

Edinburgh, Scotland. Authorities are in a flap today following unconfirmed sightings of a "Big Foot" or that rare unexplained life form usually found in North America. A suburban resident here said she was having her usual morning coffee at the lo...

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Funny story: Leona Lewis Tells Longtime Boyfriend Lou Al-Chamaa "It's The World Cup Games or Me?" - Lou Chooses The World Cup Games

Leona Lewis Tells Longtime Boyfriend Lou Al-Chamaa "It's The World Cup Games or Me?" - Lou Chooses The World Cup Games

GLASGOW, Scotland - Leona Lewis was in Glasgow to perform at The Annual Convention of Scottish Kilt Manufacturers. She was booked to perform a 45 minute concert and afterwards mingle with the businessmen, signing autographs, talking about the dangers...

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Funny story: Brown startles Kirkcaldy visitors

Brown startles Kirkcaldy visitors

Visitors to the small Scottish town of Kirkcaldy are frequently startled by a shambling old man coming up to them and apologising. Local people have got used to the phenomenon as he has been their MP for many years. Ever since he learned to apolog...

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Funny story: Pope Benedict XVI Has The Hots For Susan Boyle!

Pope Benedict XVI Has The Hots For Susan Boyle!

The Pope has used the divine cell phone to call upon angel voiced Susan Boyle to perform for him when he visits in September. The Pope has a crush on the velvet tones of the 49-year-old star and has invited her to sing as part of a public mass in...

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Funny story: Scotland don't qualify, but still sing

Scotland don't qualify, but still sing

Although Scotland haven't qualified for the World Cup that hasn't stopped comedy group, The Sweaty Jocks, recording their own World Cup song. The Sweaty Jocks spokesperson said "although we might be too rubbish to get to the finals, we are exper...

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Funny story: Queen Declares Haggis as Scottish State Bird

Queen Declares Haggis as Scottish State Bird

Following a series of announcements designed to transition Scotland to a more independent state, Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II has declared that Haggis should now be considered the Scottish State Bird. Immediately engaged in damage control over...

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Funny story: Scottish FA announce new sponsor

Scottish FA announce new sponsor

After the shock parting of the ways between Tennants and the Scottish FA, the Scottish footballing body has acted quickly to fill the gap. The Scottish based drinks company has made the decision after David Tennant left the popular BBC drama, Doc...

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Funny story: Pope's itinerary to the UK marred by bad grammar

Pope's itinerary to the UK marred by bad grammar

Pope Benedict XVI's visit to the UK has resulted in Scotland being beatified due to a grammatical error. The original itinerary stated that: "..the Pope would take in Birmingham as part of the planned beatification of Cardinal John Newman and Scot...

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Funny story: Alex Salmond the scales go in his favour

Alex Salmond the scales go in his favour

Scotland had it's own, very small and insignificant debate today. We cannot call it a leaders debate because Alex was the only leader taking part and the Tory was the only Tory MP in Scotland. So not much to choose from with him, is there? labour...

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Funny story: Abner and Annie visit Scotland

Abner and Annie visit Scotland

Abner and Annie are from Illinois and they love to travel. They have come to Scotland to visit the home town of Miss Susan Boyle, Annie's heroine. Abner is a great reader and has asked his Scottish friend, Jimmy Broon to show them round, starting...

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Funny story: UKIP's Nigel Farage vows to dump Scotland from the Union

UKIP's Nigel Farage vows to dump Scotland from the Union

London - (Hustings): "Our new policy is to dump Scotland from the Union," UKIP ex-leader Nigel Farage told bewlidered prospective voters today. "In this we're light years ahead of fetid Scottish Nationalists who want to secede from the Union. "...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle Cancels Her Concert Tour of Australia Due To The Kangaroo Pocket Epidemic

Susan Boyle Cancels Her Concert Tour of Australia Due To The Kangaroo Pocket Epidemic

BLACKBURN, West Lothian - Susan Boyle's management agency has just announced that Miss Boyle has cancelled each one of her upcoming 32 scheduled Australian concerts. SuBo apparently only recently learned of the ongoing dreaded Kangaroo Pocket Epid...

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Funny story: The only Tory in Scotland

The only Tory in Scotland

The Tories planted Thatcher on Scotland in the 1980's. She hated the Scots and the Scots still detest her and any haw, haw, haw, high and mighty Tory in Scotland. That's why they only have one Member of Parliament from a Scottish constituency. Spa...

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Funny story: Spoof writers relocate to Scottish village as it gets super highspeed broadband

Spoof writers relocate to Scottish village as it gets super highspeed broadband

Under a scheme to transform the village of Auchenshoogle Tattiebogle in very rural Aberdeenshire, Scotland, the Scottish Government has made a grant of £2 million to improve communications with the outside world. The lure of highspeed broadband, c...

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