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Funny story: Muslim Quran will be taught in public schools

Muslim Quran will be taught in public schools

The Kentucky Senate passed a bill to teach Quran classes and Sharia Law in public schools. The bill made it through the Kentucky legislature. The noble and brilliant State Senator Joe Bowels says he wants children in Kentucky's public schools to...

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Funny story: Teacher Admits She's Failing Student Because She "Just Doesn't Like Him"

Teacher Admits She's Failing Student Because She "Just Doesn't Like Him"

Oak Park, MI - Local 7th grade teacher, Ms. Penniweather is receiving a flurry of criticism today, as it was announced late Thursday evening that she was failing one of her students, little Timmy Jenkins, simply because she did not care for the boy...

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Funny story: My English Lit Teacher And Other Literary Observations

My English Lit Teacher And Other Literary Observations

When I sat English Lit at O Level, there were three books we had to study. There was a novel, a Shakespeare play, and a book of poetry. The novel was Far From The Madding Crowd by Thomas Hardy. The Shakespeare play was Richard III The book of poetry was the biggest load of old bollocks ever committed to print. I was never an ideal pupil - too much of a tearaway, dismissive of things wh...

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Funny story: NYC's New Schools Chancellor, What the Public Thinks

NYC's New Schools Chancellor, What the Public Thinks

It was a controversial pick -- a former publishing executive, chosen to lead the schools because of her outstanding management career. The fact that she has no teaching experience? No problem. No Master's degree? Who cares? Seeking the opinion...

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Funny story: Woman Changes Political Beliefs After Reading Bumper Sticker

Woman Changes Political Beliefs After Reading Bumper Sticker

Seattle, WA - Judith Rutledge is no longer a Democrat. The forty year old has been a liberal her entire life. Everything changed this morning when she pulled up behind a pickup truck. The truck was littered with bumper stickers, including several...

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Funny story: Teachers Slammed: Undercover report - Leak delivers blistering verdict on the failure of teachers.

Teachers Slammed: Undercover report - Leak delivers blistering verdict on the failure of teachers.

In 1997, in a bid to dupe the public, Labour's slogan was "education, education, education". But shamed teachers today face undeniable proof of their incompetence, and the incompetence of politicians. Top undercover reporters show damning evidenc...

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Funny story: Tories Raise Fees On School Walls

Tories Raise Fees On School Walls

LONDON - After alienating millions, and crushing the dreams and hopes of hundreds of thousands, the Tory government has announced new plans to cut down on excessive wall use at all schools. "So many walls," said Cameron. "are in schools. We have d...

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Funny story: UK schools are crap

UK schools are crap

Secondary school pupils in the UK are falling behind their international counterparts. Pupils have slipped down a global league table in reading, maths and science, based on two-hour tests taken in 65 school systems around the world. The Governme...

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Funny story: How do the 'weak' teachers get through Teachers' College?

How do the 'weak' teachers get through Teachers' College?

I'm bloody sick of reading in the British papers about the terrible teachers. I trained in England 1970 -1973, taught there and am now living and teaching in Canada over 35 years later. Way back in the 70's, when I was training, crappy 'would-be teachers' graduated with the rest of us (yes - I consider myself a decent teacher who makes learning fun etc. coz I was bored at High School). They gr...

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Funny story: Local Man Attends School Reunion

Local Man Attends School Reunion

School Reunions, are they a good thing or a bad thing??? Local Man, Seaton Carew, went to a school reunion recently and he has agreed to recall what happened: It was a twenty-five year reunion so I sort of guessed that a lot of people would have changed in the quarter century since we were at school. It was held in the local football club clubhouse and was due to start at seven o'clock.

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Funny story: All schools to shut down in effort to outfox paedo's

All schools to shut down in effort to outfox paedo's

All schools, nurseries, day care centres and crèches are to be closed, never to be reopened according to a government source. Trials in America have shown that stopping children and young people from gathering have stymied efforts by paedophiles...

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Funny story: Work Experience Exams to Occur in Coffee-Making and Photocopying

Work Experience Exams to Occur in Coffee-Making and Photocopying

Although work experience, a begrudging ritual for tens of thousands of 15 and 16-year olds, is not until late July, some schools have supplemented lessons which teach students how to apply for a placement, with lessons that teach students the art of...

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Funny story: Arizona teacher fired for helping students learn

Arizona teacher fired for helping students learn

Arizona perennially ranks at or near the very bottom in national evaluations of state education. With another recent study showing Arizona to be 49th out of the 50 states in terms of education, we decided to look into what the problem is in "The Gran...

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Funny story: Madness: School Bans String After Attack On Mouse

Madness: School Bans String After Attack On Mouse

In a prime case of the world going mad, a primary school has banned string from it's playground, after an 8 year old pupil hung a mouse from a fence post. The boy, who can not be named due to lack of proper reporting (I forgot to write it down), w...

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Funny story: Italian teacher banned from teaching - parents prefer a Catholic priest

Italian teacher banned from teaching - parents prefer a Catholic priest

A stunning, beautiful, but very kinky, Italian female teacher has been banned from teaching further until it's proven that she has put her past career "behind" her, starring in kinky, sexy films! Parents are outraged at the Catholic school in Mila...

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Funny story: Future not bright for playground bullies

Future not bright for playground bullies

School children who bully may face higher risks of anxiety, depression, sexual identity problems and even infertility later in life, a new study finds. The study, which followed more than 10,000 pupils in British schools, found that boys and girls...

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Funny story: Labour's deputy leader Harriet Harman championed the new Equality Act codes of practice, which mean that School meetings in the evening 'are sexist'.

Labour's deputy leader Harriet Harman championed the new Equality Act codes of practice, which mean that School meetings in the evening 'are sexist'.

Quango Land, Britain: The guidelines from the quango, the Equality and Human Rights Commission, explain that the new Equality Act, which was passed just before the election and championed by Labour's Deputy Leader Harriet Harman. If parents' or pub...

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