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Funny story: Dad's Army Declare War On Ross/Brand - Allegedly

Dad's Army Declare War On Ross/Brand - Allegedly

Following hot on the heels of the by now totally exhausted Jonathon Ross/Russell Brand attack on much loved Spanish waiter Manuel, the cast of Dad's Army added their accumulated weight to the debate. 'We're all doomed,' Private Frazer announced. '...

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Funny story: Source of Unexpected Economic Growth Is Unexpected

Source of Unexpected Economic Growth Is Unexpected

Shares in UK companies have increased by an average of 7% over the past 5 days, and show no sign of slowing down over the coming weeks. News of this economic turnaround comes as a relief to the UK public, who have suffered over recent months thank...

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Funny story: Queen in shock resignation

Queen in shock resignation

The Queen has handed in her resignation as the fall-out from the Ross-Brand affair continues to escalate. In a statement Her Majesty said 'One has not been amused by the recent broadcasting of the BBC. As I am the one who is responsible for formi...

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Funny story: Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie To Take Over Russell Brand Radio 2 Show

Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie To Take Over Russell Brand Radio 2 Show

Georgina Baillie, the 23-year-old granddaughter of Andrew Sachs, at the centre of the BBC prank calls row, has said she was "horrified and disgusted" by Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand's behaviour, just before it was announced by BBC bosses that she...

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Funny story: Obama Appoints Russell Brand as White House Press Secretary

Obama Appoints Russell Brand as White House Press Secretary

Madcap, PA - Presumptive President-elect Barack Obama has announced the appointment of disgraced BBC bad boy Russell Brand as his White House Press Secretary. Brand, along with fellow prankster Jonathan Ross, fell from grace and was effectively sacke...

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Funny story: Jonathan Ross Show To Be Replaced By Roy 'Chubby' Brown Show

Jonathan Ross Show To Be Replaced By Roy 'Chubby' Brown Show

The BBC's flagship Friday evening Jonathan Ross show, Friday Night with Jonathan Ross has been cancelled due to the star's three-month suspension without pay, and has now been replaced with the new Friday Night With Roy 'Chubby' Brown. Ross was in...

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Funny story: The Rise and Rise of Georgina Bailey

The Rise and Rise of Georgina Bailey

Georgina Bailey is a top ten hit by the 70s group Focks. The song is about a slightly overweight, young-ish woman who f***s her way to stardom, fame and fortune. The song states that she dances in a proto-nazi group cheekily named The SS, that sh...

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Funny story: O.A.P Ringo Starr was potential victim of Ross and Brand

O.A.P Ringo Starr was potential victim of Ross and Brand

Dotty old Ringo Starr 68, bravely, foiled falling victim to the deadly duo of Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand. When 'Scouser' Starr appeared on Ross's programme, 'Friday Night with Jonathan Ross'. Millions saw 'sly' Ross begging and harassing the...

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Funny story: Russell Brand Ate My Beaver

Russell Brand Ate My Beaver

A new storm today surrounded disgraced comedian Rustle Bland as his girlfriend alleged that he ate her pet 'Minky'. In an interview today it was revealed that after a binge drinking session, a row ensued which ended with Bland eating her beaver.

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Funny story: Russell Brand causes 'Katie and Jo to change their surnames!

Russell Brand causes 'Katie and Jo to change their surnames!

Funny, chubby women Katie and Jo have decided to drop the surname "Brand", in case the public believe they are related to disgraceful 'weirdo' Russell Brand. These girls like their food Katie and Jo released a statement after breakfast this...

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Funny story: Ricky Gervais Panics

Ricky Gervais Panics

Following the recent 'Manuelgate' scandals that have ripped through the BBC, another issue has raised its repugnant head. Tubby comedian Ricky Gervais has nowhere to appear on TV on a rare Friday Night in, following the suspension of his good fri...

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Funny story: Brand and Ross are Going to Hell

Brand and Ross are Going to Hell

Today the Pope weighed into the Brand/Ross scandal. He has excommunicated both performers and branded the BBC as the gateway to Hell. "The director General should have seen this coming" said the Pope. "There are countless warnings in the Bible of...

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Funny story: Russell Brand 'shagged all five of Andrew Sachs' granddaughters'

Russell Brand 'shagged all five of Andrew Sachs' granddaughters'

London - (Sassy Ass Mess): Hampstead residents reckon their lothario comedian neighbor Russell Brand 'shagged all five of Andrew Sachs' granddaughters' and not just the eldest, burlesque glamor-dancer Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie. Brand, 33,...

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Funny story: Russell Brand's 'Booky Looky Wook' is toilet paper alternative says council!

Russell Brand's 'Booky Looky Wook' is toilet paper alternative says council!

Russell Brand's Booky Looky Kooky Wook will be used, as both reading material and toilet paper by Bottywotty Council, in the West Midlands. Local Councillor Arthur Askey said "We found toilet paper for our public conveniences a bit pricey. Then s...

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Funny story: Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie on her high whorse about shagging Russell Brand

Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie on her high whorse about shagging Russell Brand

London - (Ross/Russ Mess): The foxy siren at the center of the Jonathan Ross/Russell Brand lurid phone call fiasco lashed out today at tabloid reports she had 'dared' her ex-shag to phone her Grandpa about shenanigans in the back seat of her 1999 La...

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Funny story: Russell Brand In Home-Shopping Channel Deal?

Russell Brand In Home-Shopping Channel Deal?

Disgraced so called comedian and serial womaniser Russell Brand,who resigned from the BBC today in absolute disgrace has been offered a deal by a UK home shopping channel, according to our man on the inside, publicist Max Impact. Brand, who became...

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Funny story: Stars line up to apologise to Andrew Sachs

Stars line up to apologise to Andrew Sachs

BBC celebrities and staff have issued formal apologies to Andrew Sachs in their thousands today, after the former Fawlty Towers actor failed to complain about something the Daily Mail thought he ought to. Amid total confusion, the elderly comedy v...

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