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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck Are Actually Biological Brothers

Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck Are Actually Biological Brothers

MANHATTAN, New York - After years of mounting speculation, it is now official that GOP mouthpieces, Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck are indeed biological brothers. Vigoroso "Parmesan Pete" Petaluchi who is the owner of the Brooklyn-based I See Youse,...

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Funny story: ACORN with Rush Limbaugh's Face Exposed as Hoax!!

ACORN with Rush Limbaugh's Face Exposed as Hoax!!

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Americans everywhere, at least those with the good sense not to believe every lie that is fed to them, said today they are becoming less and less amused by the antics of popular but controversial Republican comedian Rush Limbaugh a...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Hits Head, Channels FDR

Rush Limbaugh Hits Head, Channels FDR

Few people realize the difficulty that radio personalities have each day coming up with fresh new ideas to speak about. Hour after hour, day after day their livelihood depends upon keeping their audience tuned in. Even the big honchos like Rush Limbaugh stumble about now and then. One day his buddy Sean Hannity told Rush his on air secret, "If you hit yourself in the head with a small ball peen ha...

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Funny story: Dem's Health Care Plan Making Republicans Sick

Dem's Health Care Plan Making Republicans Sick

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Prominent Republicans balked at a Democratic plan to fund health care by taxing families earning $350,000 a year or more at a rate of 1%, with that rate increasing slightly at successively higher income levels. "They want to do...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Seriously Injured

Rush Limbaugh Seriously Injured

The man who can out-think all liberals with one half of his brain tied behind his back, may have pulled a no-brainer Wednesday when he told his audience that he was not going to "bend over and grab his ankles just because the President happens to be...

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Funny story: Racist E-mail Only Got It Half Right, Says Limbaugh

Racist E-mail Only Got It Half Right, Says Limbaugh

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Ever since Sherri Goforth sent an e-mail depicting President Barack Obama as a pair of eyes on a black background, most Americans presumed Rush Limbaugh would be quick to jump on the bandwagon, condemning the document as racist.

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Funny story: Sir Paul McCartney Battles With Rush Limbaugh Over Going Meatless

Sir Paul McCartney Battles With Rush Limbaugh Over Going Meatless

Sir Paul McCartney has been joined by his daughters Mary and Stella McCartney, Yoko Ono, Moby, Kate Bosworth and others as he launched his Meat Free Mondays campaign, that's already being protested by butchers everywhere. "It's hard enough to make...

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi Hospitalized After Attack of WBIS

Nancy Pelosi Hospitalized After Attack of WBIS

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has finally succumbed to the relentless interrogation of Republicans. Though she never spilled the beans concerning her knowledge about the Bush Administration's use of water boarding, she has now...

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Funny story: Wanda Sykes and Rush Limbaugh Kiss And Make Up

Wanda Sykes and Rush Limbaugh Kiss And Make Up

CHICAGO - Comedienne Wanda Sykes and radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh have kissed and made up. Sykes was recently the featured performer at the White House Correspondents Association Dinner. She took some pretty good jabs at old "Mush Mouth" Lim...

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Funny story: Hubble Tunes In to Oldest Known Radio Broadcast

Hubble Tunes In to Oldest Known Radio Broadcast

CAPE CANAVERAL, FL - With the wildly successful Hubble program nearing its final days, most scientists believed the aging telescope was for the most part out of surprises, or at least truly groundbreaking discoveries. Nevertheless, Hubble shocked th...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh story has spoof writer considering retirement

Rush Limbaugh story has spoof writer considering retirement

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - It's been nearly 6 weeks since spoof writer cwthomson published the story "Rush Limbaugh Prefers World's Largest Penis to World's Largest Vagina" in The Garlic Press, and he says it's still one of his most read stories, every sing...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Attacks Obama

Rush Limbaugh Attacks Obama

In his daily rant, Talk Radio's #1 Mouthpiece, Rush Limbaugh has launched into President Barack Obama once again this Friday morning. Saying, "Obama has the backbone of a squid", Limbaugh especially attacked Obama's plans to withdraw early from Ir...

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Funny story: Limbaugh Tortures Self. Confesses to Masterminding 9/11

Limbaugh Tortures Self. Confesses to Masterminding 9/11

After slapping himself again during a broadcast to demonstrate the banality of CIA torture techniques, radio personality Rush Limbaugh surprised his audience by confessing on air that he is, in fact, a fat, lying buffoon who got beaten up a lot as a...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Carries Extra Golf Balls In Mouth

Rush Limbaugh Carries Extra Golf Balls In Mouth

Founded in 1973, The Heritage Foundation is one of the most widely respected research and educational institutes in the world. However, this weekend's golf matches to raise funds for conservative causes ended unexpectedly when radio talk show host...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Says He Is Not A Brainwashed Nazi

Rush Limbaugh Says He Is Not A Brainwashed Nazi

NEW YORK CITY - Radio talk show host, Rush Limbaugh took a call from a fellow Republican who proceeded to tear into the rotund regurgitator of rabid ranting and virtually left him speechless. The caller identified only as Charlie tore the big, old...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Prefers World's Largest Penis to World's Largest Vagina

Rush Limbaugh Prefers World's Largest Penis to World's Largest Vagina

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - In a startling revelation, Rush Limbaugh has publicly announced that he prefers the world's largest penis to the world's largest vagina. "Look, folks," Limbaugh huffed on his show Monday. "I can't tell you how many times it's...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Nearly Asphyxiates Self In Bathroom Stall

Rush Limbaugh Nearly Asphyxiates Self In Bathroom Stall

PEPTI-COLON, FL. - The self-proclaimed "most dangerous man in America" proved to himself and right-wing media cohort Ann Coulter that he is exactly that early yesterday evening, when Limbaugh succumbed to the putrid stench of his own bowel movement.

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