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Funny story: Queen and Prince Philip to personally hang Christmas lights all over Windsor Castle; Prince of Wales and Camilla to pedal eco-bikes to provide power

Queen and Prince Philip to personally hang Christmas lights all over Windsor Castle; Prince of Wales and Camilla to pedal eco-bikes to provide power

HM The Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh are to climb fifty foot extension ladders in the first ever festooning of Windsor Castle with Christmas lights. In what is viewed as an expression of solidarity with a Berkshire man banned from lavishly deco...

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Funny story: Prince William does not wish to be King. Wise man!

Prince William does not wish to be King. Wise man!

Prince William has announced that he does not wish to become King. He is of the opinion that his father would be best suited for the job. After all, Charles has been preparing for this position his whole life. No fool this young man William. He...

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Funny story: Charles: Yes, Camilla Could be Queen, but So Could Helen Mirren or Cate Blanchett

Charles: Yes, Camilla Could be Queen, but So Could Helen Mirren or Cate Blanchett

Seeking to undo the sulk inducing news that two new polls show the public prefers King William and Queen Cinderella over King Charles and Queen Camilla, the Prince of Wales demonstrated his peerless knack for bad-to-worse by announcing his darling wi...

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Funny story: Prince William Breaks Off Engagement To Kate Middleton in Order to Marry Kate Middleton

Prince William Breaks Off Engagement To Kate Middleton in Order to Marry Kate Middleton

Determined to avoid history repeating itself, Prince William has called off his wedding to Kate Middleton in order to marry Kate Middleton after divorcing his first wife. "Kate is the love of his life," confided a friend of the Prince, "so natural...

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Funny story: Surrey City Man Looking Forward to Sex with Social Climbing Actuary/Wife in 2013

Surrey City Man Looking Forward to Sex with Social Climbing Actuary/Wife in 2013

London based futures trader Martin Susspeck is planning to short his own wife's investment in the future successor to Queen Catherine Middleton. "Daft cow has it in her head if she times the next pup proper, the kid can marry William and Kitty's f...

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Funny story: Royal Family 'Relieved and Delighted' by Queen Camilla Blunder

Royal Family 'Relieved and Delighted' by Queen Camilla Blunder

Buckingham Palace reverted to form today following the Prince of Wales' latest ham-fisted attempt to have his own way at all costs. The self-indulgent balls up followed several days of confusion and unease at Court, in the wake of the Susan-Boyle-S...

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Funny story: Charles: Camilla could be One Legged Pirate

Charles: Camilla could be One Legged Pirate

In a mad scramble to obscure the revelation he has long planned for Camilla, Duchess of Co-Respondent to become Queen, The Prince of Wales has suggested his second wife might alternatively become a one-legged pirate trawling the waters off the coast...

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Funny story: The Royal Engagement as seen through the eyes of Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones from Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough

The Royal Engagement as seen through the eyes of Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones from Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough

Spoof writer, Lady Godiva, recently caught up with two of her favourite characters, Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones, both hailing from Middlesbrough, Cleveland (?) England. Lady G. met the girls in their favourite restaurant at Morrison's Berwick Hills, Middlesbrough branch. When asked their opionions on the recent 'Royal Engagment' Takwana commented, "Oh yeah! A did 'ear summat abou...

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Funny story: Prince William to marry a Vogon

Prince William to marry a Vogon

It's the biggest news hitting this side of the Galaxy. Prince Willz is marrying a Vogon. The plucky British prince attracted Katie Muddletoon, from the planet Vogon, when he read out his poem "I like poems and helicopters" via his MooTube chann...

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Funny story: Another Royal Knees-up!

Another Royal Knees-up!

Chancellor George Osborne broke down in tears yesterday upon hearing the news of Wills and Kates upcoming 2011 Royal Wedding. "Geesuss fucking Christ" he was heard to scream, "just when I get the fucking national deficit all but cleared that bise...

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Funny story: Criticizing monarchy, Prince William says "I am not my father, I don't need a personal Willy-valet to help me pee. No one's going to call me Urine-ness"

Criticizing monarchy, Prince William says "I am not my father, I don't need a personal Willy-valet to help me pee. No one's going to call me Urine-ness"

Prince William, second-in-line to the British throne, would seriously like to modernize the Monarchy, challenging the "old-fashioned" way of doing things in the Royal Family. In a candid interview to be aired soon, the Man who will be King hints h...

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Funny story: H.M.The Queen in extraordinary gesture

H.M.The Queen in extraordinary gesture

In an extraordinary show of solidarity, Queen Elizabeth II has announced that she is to renounce all her royal income and privileges in order to show that "we are all in it together" as the government prepares to trample all over her subjects in the...

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Funny story: History Review: She-Wolves: The Women Who Ruled England Before Elizabeth, by Helen Castor

History Review: She-Wolves: The Women Who Ruled England Before Elizabeth, by Helen Castor

Before Elizabeth I became the iconic 'Virgin Queen' four women ruled England in what was very much a man's world. Medievalist Dr Castor examines their stories. Ken Lucid writes. So. OK? I'm doing a book about women. Satisfied? I'm not kidding you, round here it's "women this, women that." It's not enough that we include the feminine side in our various modules and courses, we have set asi...

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Funny story: Royal Family in Torment

Royal Family in Torment

As Head of the Church of England, or Top Gal as the Archbishop of Canterbury cheerfully refers to her, the Queen is worried about a load of Papal bull about to descend on her territory. 'He comes here endangering our young boys , and even girls. T...

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Funny story: Marmite in a jar. Royal Glums to exile Andy and Sarah to Falklands to "conduct business away from prying media". Princess Di offers advice from the beyond

Marmite in a jar. Royal Glums to exile Andy and Sarah to Falklands to "conduct business away from prying media". Princess Di offers advice from the beyond

"Fergie facing bankruptcy" - "Andrew must answer questions" Media headlines are screaming for answers to yet another sordid £500,000 Fergie saga coupled with the dubious role played by Randy Andy - Britain's "roving" Trade Ambassador. Suddenly...

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Funny story: Double Disaster

Double Disaster

The international world has been rocked by two disasters occuring at the same time. First the Queen sprained her ankle when kicking Charles as he explained he wasn't getting any younger. Then Prince Philip fell from his pony trap, whilst training...

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Funny story: Palace Refuses Entry

Palace Refuses Entry

A Pathologist, famed for always getting things wrong, has been refused entry into Buckingham Palace to meet the Queen. In a rarely used procedure, the Pathologist, who cannot be named, found an email message from the Queen stating: 'You have broug...

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