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Funny story: Kate Middleton comes out of the closet

Kate Middleton comes out of the closet

Royal Wedding watchers, Prince William and even Her Royal Highness Majesty Ma'am the Queen were delighted to hear that the soon to be royal addition to the family, Kate Middleton, has come out of the closet. The Duke of Edinburgh, never one to hid...

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Funny story: No Toilet at Royal Wedding Shock

No Toilet at Royal Wedding Shock

Prince William and Catherine Middleton are to avoid falling into a toilet at their Royal Wedding by a clever move. Catherine, better known as Kate, is to have her initial C before the W of William inscribed on Wedding memorobilia, thus avoiding th...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton To Choose 'Bizarre Gardening Accident' Exit Say Experts

Kate Middleton To Choose 'Bizarre Gardening Accident' Exit Say Experts

Kate Middleton, lovely wife-to-be of Prince Harry's older brother William, has spent the last few months choosing flowers and clothes for her impending wedding day. But this week she had perhaps the most difficult decision to make of her life, which...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Newby villagers will not be watching Royal Wedding on the telly

Isle of Wight News - Newby villagers will not be watching Royal Wedding on the telly

Residents of Newby, Isle of Wight are NOT going to be watching the Royal Wedding on t.v. When asked "Why not?", Mrs. Irma Hoar, of Cheating Crescent, Newby, answered, "Well, for crying out loud, the world didn't 'stand still' when me and our lad got married 32 years back. It's only a bloody wedding for Christ sake. Folk get married every bloody day. What difference will THIS wedding make...

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Funny story: Prince William has invited Charlie Sheen to his Bachelor Night

Prince William has invited Charlie Sheen to his Bachelor Night

Charlie Sheen sent an invitation to Charlie Sheen to invite himself to Prince William's Bachelor Party. When Charlie was asked by one of our 'shaplier' Spoof Writers, if he would be attending the 'party' he answered, "Dark Blue with white strip...

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Funny story: Astrologer Charts Optimum Time and Date for Royal Couple to Wed

Astrologer Charts Optimum Time and Date for Royal Couple to Wed

Famous international astrologer, Morning Starshine claims that she recently created a love chart for Kate Middleton and Prince William to determine just how successful their marriage will be if they marry as planned on Friday, April 29, 2011. Acc...

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Funny story: Secret Of Kate Middleton's Royal Wedding Shoes Revealed

Secret Of Kate Middleton's Royal Wedding Shoes Revealed

Kate Middleton, next in line to be Queen of Hearts, has been causing quite a stir of late with talk of her proposed marriage to Prince William. Rumours abound as to who is designing parts of her planned wedding attire. And fans and pundits alike,...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown for the wedding

Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown for the wedding

Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown to wear at Wills's and Kate's April wedding. Susan has kindly offered the Queen the gold dress SHE wore at her April '09 BGT audition. She said that it brought her luck and thinks it would be ideal for Queen Elizabeth and, more importantly, it will save the country a few quid. Naturally the famous dress has been dry-cleaned and is hangi...

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Funny story: Royal wedding day changed to Thursday 28th April

Royal wedding day changed to Thursday 28th April

Prince William and his first wife-to-be Kate Middleton have decided to marry a day earlier than was planned - the marriage will now take place at Westminster Abbey on THURSDAY 28th April , not Friday 29th. Their decision to marry a day earlier w...

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Funny story: Royal Wedding has been called off!

Royal Wedding has been called off!

It is true. The Royal Wedding has indeed been called off. Now before you cancel your hotel bookings and days off work, please take time to read the rest of this amazing story. Read it to the end and you will learn a lot about the customs of othe...

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Funny story: Victoria Beckham planning to outshine Kate at Royal Wedding

Victoria Beckham planning to outshine Kate at Royal Wedding

It has been brought to our notice that Victoria Beckham is planning to 'outshine' the bride herself at the upcoming Royal Wedding. Although she has vehemently denied this when asked directly, a reporter of The Spoof was standing behind Victoria as...

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Funny story: McQueen to design dress for Royal Wedding

McQueen to design dress for Royal Wedding

With news that John Galliano from Dior was unavailable for design work due to his references towards a Mr A Hitler, formerly of Austria (Mr Hitler and not Mr Galliano), the designer McQueen has come to the rescue to design the dress for the up and co...

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth has commissiond Subo Fanatics to make her 'gift' for Royal Wedding

Queen Elizabeth has commissiond Subo Fanatics to make her 'gift' for Royal Wedding

Queen Elizabeth has, apparently, contacted the American Subo Fanatics and has commissioned a 'very special' wedding gift to be hand-made for William and Kate. Queen Liz has been in touch the the head of the Quilters...yes...you read that correctly...

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Funny story: Ssh! It's to be kept a secret: Dame Helen Mirren to attend Royal Wedding...twist to story

Ssh! It's to be kept a secret: Dame Helen Mirren to attend Royal Wedding...twist to story

The well kept Royal secret is no longer 'well kept'. Spoof Writer, Lady G. has been working undercover at the Palace as a lady-in- waiting (waiting for a 'scoop'). The 'scoop' came when she overheard Queen Elizabeth having a conversation with Philip. Philip wasn't really listening and looked totally bored, staring into space, hands behind his back, probably to keep himself from choking the old...

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Funny story: Prince Philip caught trying on Kate Middleton's wedding dress

Prince Philip caught trying on Kate Middleton's wedding dress

Greek xenophobe Phil "Duke of Edinburgh" Windsor has been caught trying on Kate Middleton's wedding dress by a maid at Windsor Castle. Tillie Mint entered the private chambers of the Queen and Prince yesterday to find Prince Philip parading around...

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Funny story: Aston Villa's Ashley Young Gladly Accepts Queen Elizabeth's Invitation To Attend Prince William and Kate Middleton's Wedding

Aston Villa's Ashley Young Gladly Accepts Queen Elizabeth's Invitation To Attend Prince William and Kate Middleton's Wedding

BIRMINGHAM, England - Twenty-five-year-old football star Ashley Young has just received the thrill of his young life. He recently received a personal invitation from Queen Elizabeth II, to attend her grandson Prince William's wedding to Kate Middl...

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Funny story: Royal couple opts for "pot-luck" wedding

Royal couple opts for "pot-luck" wedding

In an effort to separate theirs from the reigning capitalist paradigm, William and Kate have decided to plan a multi-cultural eco-friendly wedding. Guests have been sent their food assignments rumored to include things like fried chicken, potato...

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