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Funny story: Anyone For A Nude Kim Kardashian, Taylor Lautner?

Anyone For A Nude Kim Kardashian, Taylor Lautner?

Now you can not only view photographs of a nude Kim Kardashian, but you can have her in your bedroom or tastefully dressed in the living room. After the release of formerly censored nude pics, adding insult to injury, she is being made into an adu...

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Funny story: Road Trip - The Movie ?

Road Trip - The Movie ?

There have been several press reports lately that Robert Pattinson, shadow Tim Sturridge and another friend, have been on the road. They have been seen at several stops on their way driving down from LA to, possibly New Orleans, where Kristen Stewart...

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Funny story: Slave to Love?

Slave to Love?

Robert Pattisnon has hit back at recent gossip column claims that he is Kristen Stewarts "slave". "Its just simply not true," , he said in a recent interview over a beer and cigarette in a bar in Texas. "It is true, that I sometimes run errands...

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Funny story: Pattinson Challenges Stewarts Co-Star To Duel

Pattinson Challenges Stewarts Co-Star To Duel

Robert Pattinson was furious when he walked in and discovered girlfriend Kristen Stewart in bed with her "On The Road" co-star, Viggo Mortensen. A source said "He lost it completely. Took his gloves off and slapped Mortensen around the face with t...

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Funny story: Stewart and Pattinson Leave Bel-Air Lovenest and Move Into Castle

Stewart and Pattinson Leave Bel-Air Lovenest and Move Into Castle

Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and shadow Tom Sturridge , have moved out of their luxury rented pad in Stone Valley Bel-Air. A source in the estate agents office said they liked the house but felt the need to move somewhere larger and more in l...

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Funny story: Kristen Srewart: Leaving Tooth Marks On My Breasts!

Kristen Srewart: Leaving Tooth Marks On My Breasts!

"Oh I know this vampire thing isn't going to hurt me as I don't know of any real vampires, except people like Bernie Madoff who suck the life right out of people. But we, Robert Pattinson and I, felt something very strange when we went back and saw t...

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Funny story: Pattinson - Not Bothered

Pattinson - Not Bothered

There has been a lot of gossip surrounding Jimmy Fallons and actor/singer , Robert Pattinson. Apparently, despite being married, Fallon is quite jealous of the way women react when Pattinson enters the room. Fallon has become quite upset that he d...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Furious At Robert's Attendance at the Emmys

Kristen Stewart Furious At Robert's Attendance at the Emmys

Kristen Stewart, who has just returned from filming a sequence for her new movie "On The Road" down in Argentina, is reportedly furious that Robert Pattinson attended a party last night. Tom Sturridge was heard to have swiftly exited the hideaway...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart worried about rising relationship costs

Kristen Stewart worried about rising relationship costs

A source said recently that Kristen Stewart was getting worried about the prices cost of keeping her relationship with Twilight vampire Robert Pattinson going. It wasn't so much the cost of the jetting setting dates and candlelit dinners that was...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Worried About Having Robert Pattinson's Baby

Kristen Stewart Worried About Having Robert Pattinson's Baby

Kristen Stewart has admitted that she and Robert Pattison have discussed what their baby would look like and the fact that it would have the blood line of Vlad The Impaler or Dracula in it's system. "Blood is indeed the word", Stewart told report...

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Funny story: More Website Clicks Than Pattinson, Stewart & Lautner Put Together: The Man With The Word's Smallest Penis

More Website Clicks Than Pattinson, Stewart & Lautner Put Together: The Man With The Word's Smallest Penis

The five-page website of the man with the world's smallest penis is not only back to #1, it now gets more clicks per day that Taylor Lautner, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson put together! Andy "Handy" Doodler says that people are naturally cu...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Meets Kristen Stewart In Transyvania

Robert Pattinson Meets Kristen Stewart In Transyvania

Kristen Stewart has agreed to go with Robert Pattinson on his search for his ancestry back to Vlad the Impaler or the original Dracula. The two have met a local historian, Stephen Karlowitz, who is taking them back to a beautiful area of Romania.

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Funny story: Selena Gomez Goes To Bed With Robert Pattinson And Taylor Lautner - Miley Cyrus Furious

Selena Gomez Goes To Bed With Robert Pattinson And Taylor Lautner - Miley Cyrus Furious

Hollywood - Unconfirmed reports are flooding in with the shock news that wholesome Texan Disney girl next door, Selena Gomez, went to bed in the early hours of this morning with Twilight hunks, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner. Skoob Entertainm...

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Funny story: Crocodile thought to be drift wood, revealed to be Robert Pattinson.

Crocodile thought to be drift wood, revealed to be Robert Pattinson.

Beaches along the English Channel had been reopened and then closed again to swimmers amid reports that the suspected crocodile cum piece of wood, sighted close to busy beaches was in fact "actor" Robert Pattinson. The alarm was raised after autho...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Not Named 'Sexiest Man Alive' By GCHQ Magazine

Robert Pattinson Not Named 'Sexiest Man Alive' By GCHQ Magazine

Twilight heart throb Robert Pattinson, who plays vampire Edward Cullen in the Twilight saga of movies may have been voted the sexiest man alive by teen readers of several magazines, but GCHQ Magazine was not one of them. The editor of GCHQ Magazin...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Bumps His Head On Cupboard Door - Kristen Stewart Distraught

Robert Pattinson Bumps His Head On Cupboard Door - Kristen Stewart Distraught

Twilight fans the world over awoke to a living nightmare this morning as news leaked out that tousle haired Robert Pattinson - Edward Cullen, the fiendishly hunky vampire out of the Twilight saga - last night bumped his head on a cupboard door in his...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Apologizes To Taylor Lautner

Robert Pattinson Apologizes To Taylor Lautner

At a press conference yesterday, actor Robert Pattinson stated that he had apologized to his friend and co-star, Taylor Lautner. "We got to be friends while doing the Twilight movies and it was my fault, being jealous over Kristen, that I said thi...

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