A massive, 12-year research project by Indian academics has answered some of life's lingering imponderables.
CORRECTION - An earlier news item regarding research results indicating that men have a harder time listening to womens' voices than other mens' voices was reported incorrectly.
BOSTON (ARF) -- Global warming is changing hurricanes into ferocious weapons of mass destruction according to new research.
As the saying goes, the sayings go. Culminating centuries of exhaustive, painstaking research, multidisciplinary researchers have taken on some of the toughest adages in historical culture and proven them WRONG!! While much of the work is still being...
George Bush has confounded ethicists with his assertion that the Sanctity of Life applies only to unborn fetuses and those who are braindead, and living in a vegetative state, whereas everyone else is ‘fair game' for wholesale slaughter, sustained to...
A new survey shows that a staggering 67% of surveys carried out are done purely for newspaper articles and headlines and not research.
Research Triangle Park, North Carolina - General Pharmaceuticals Corp. received Food and Drug Administration (FDA) approval to market STIGMATOR, a treatment for turpis, more commonly know as ugliness syndrome.
Previous measures of exposure outdoors have proven false, when compared to research studies recently completed at Irish Scientific Labs, Inc. Old findings were measured from how much sunlight hits flat surfaces.
In yet another major security lapse the entire Los Alamos Nuclear Research facility has disappeared. Officials are at a loss to explain how a complete complex of buildings and all the people in them could vanish amid the some of the tightest security...
Reading thru the 150 pages of de-classified FBI surveillance records of the Gay Activists Alliance, I have been able to learn who some of the major players were in the early gay rights movement. My research involved finding the earlier origins for the First National March on Washington in 1979. These efforts have been hampered by the absolute lack of historical records in some cases and the lack o...
Ron Reagan will address the Democratic National Convention on the subject of stem cell research. Ron is the son of Ronald Reagan who was a "B" movie actor and spokesman for General Electric before dying this past month without saying very much about...
After eleven years of exhaustive research and one hundred billion dollars , the Center for Totally Inane Studies concluded today that the grass is not always greener on the other side . Scientist and part time clog dancer, Emil Polk , stated that every possible scenario was played out to conclude these findings . "We looked from our yard to the neighbors yard , the neighbor's yard to our...
PARIS: Scientists from the L'Oreal Institute of Cosmetic Research yesterday announced that they had discovered and named two new chemical elements - Nutrileum™ and Boswelox™. The news threatens to render millions of chemistry textbooks obsolete,...
Callers utilizing emergency telephone services such as 9-1-1 will no longer have immediate access to a live person, based on telephone company research indicating that callers are so accustomed to voice mail and e-mail that they become flustered and...
After many months of sometimes tedious, sometimes dangerous research, I can exclusively reveal that there is a highly organised group of powerful people who devote their careers to the corruption of young children. They have been practising their foul and despicable trade right under our noses for many years, passing off their vile products under the guise of 'education' and 'en...
A new Zogby Research poll released Sunday night shows that by a 55 - 45 margin Americans prefer a laughing hyena to John Kerry, but that by a 65 - 35 margin those same voters prefer Kerry to Bush. When matched against a laughing hyena the hy...
The latest Phew! Research Poll has addressed the burning question: Which is the Uglier Warmonger, Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon or Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat.
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