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Funny story: Kidman loves shrinks

Kidman loves shrinks

WASHINGTON -Oscar-winner Nicole Kidman says she didn't go far to research her role as a psychiatrist for the upcoming movie, The Visiting because psychotherapy has been a part of her life all of her life.

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Funny story: Complete Idiot's Guide: How To Grow A Liberal

Complete Idiot's Guide: How To Grow A Liberal

LOS ANGLES, CA (Barnes & Noble)-Hoping to replenish dwindling membership in the Democratic Party, leading American liberal Democrats have just announced the results of over 200 years of politico-horticultural research and experimentation on the origi...

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Funny story: Academics Solve Life's Great Mysteries

Academics Solve Life's Great Mysteries

A massive, 12-year research project by Indian academics has answered some of life's lingering imponderables.

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Funny story: CORRECTION - Men have trouble hearing women's voices?

CORRECTION - Men have trouble hearing women's voices?

CORRECTION - An earlier news item regarding research results indicating that men have a harder time listening to womens' voices than other mens' voices was reported incorrectly.

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Funny story: Hurricanes Getting Pretty Strong Due to Global Warming

Hurricanes Getting Pretty Strong Due to Global Warming

BOSTON (ARF) -- Global warming is changing hurricanes into ferocious weapons of mass destruction according to new research.

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Funny story: Truth Revealed: Scientists Say 'It Ain't So!'

Truth Revealed: Scientists Say 'It Ain't So!'

As the saying goes, the sayings go. Culminating centuries of exhaustive, painstaking research, multidisciplinary researchers have taken on some of the toughest adages in historical culture and proven them WRONG!! While much of the work is still being...

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Funny story: Bush to Allow Use of Iraqi Fetuses in Stem Cell Research

Bush to Allow Use of Iraqi Fetuses in Stem Cell Research

George Bush has confounded ethicists with his assertion that the Sanctity of Life applies only to unborn fetuses and those who are braindead, and living in a vegetative state, whereas everyone else is ‘fair game' for wholesale slaughter, sustained to...

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Funny story: 67% of Surveys carried out for newspaper headlines

67% of Surveys carried out for newspaper headlines

A new survey shows that a staggering 67% of surveys carried out are done purely for newspaper articles and headlines and not research.

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Funny story: FDA Approves New Drug for Ugliness

FDA Approves New Drug for Ugliness

Research Triangle Park, North Carolina - General Pharmaceuticals Corp. received Food and Drug Administration (FDA) approval to market STIGMATOR, a treatment for turpis, more commonly know as ugliness syndrome.

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Funny story: People outdoors are exposed to higher levels of the sun's harmful ultraviolet (UV) rays, a study

People outdoors are exposed to higher levels of the sun's harmful ultraviolet (UV) rays, a study

Previous measures of exposure outdoors have proven false, when compared to research studies recently completed at Irish Scientific Labs, Inc. Old findings were measured from how much sunlight hits flat surfaces.

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Funny story: Los Alamos Now Lost Alamos

Los Alamos Now Lost Alamos

In yet another major security lapse the entire Los Alamos Nuclear Research facility has disappeared. Officials are at a loss to explain how a complete complex of buildings and all the people in them could vanish amid the some of the tightest security...

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Funny story: De-Classified FBI Records; A Treasure Trove for Gay Historians

De-Classified FBI Records; A Treasure Trove for Gay Historians

Reading thru the 150 pages of de-classified FBI surveillance records of the Gay Activists Alliance, I have been able to learn who some of the major players were in the early gay rights movement. My research involved finding the earlier origins for the First National March on Washington in 1979. These efforts have been hampered by the absolute lack of historical records in some cases and the lack o...

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Funny story: Ron Reagan to Talk to Democratic National Convention about Stem Cell Research

Ron Reagan to Talk to Democratic National Convention about Stem Cell Research

Ron Reagan will address the Democratic National Convention on the subject of stem cell research. Ron is the son of Ronald Reagan who was a "B" movie actor and spokesman for General Electric before dying this past month without saying very much about...

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Funny story: Grass is not always greener

Grass is not always greener

After eleven years of exhaustive research and one hundred billion dollars , the Center for Totally Inane Studies concluded today that the grass is not always greener on the other side . Scientist and part time clog dancer, Emil Polk , stated that every possible scenario was played out to conclude these findings . "We looked from our yard to the neighbors yard , the neighbor's yard to our...

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Funny story: L'Oreal Scientists Discover New Elements

L'Oreal Scientists Discover New Elements

PARIS: Scientists from the L'Oreal Institute of Cosmetic Research yesterday announced that they had discovered and named two new chemical elements - Nutrileum™ and Boswelox™. The news threatens to render millions of chemistry textbooks obsolete,...

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Funny story: Calls To 9-1-1 Now Offer Voice Mail Options

Calls To 9-1-1 Now Offer Voice Mail Options

Callers utilizing emergency telephone services such as 9-1-1 will no longer have immediate access to a live person, based on telephone company research indicating that callers are so accustomed to voice mail and e-mail that they become flustered and...

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Funny story: Revealed: Books That Currupt Children

Revealed: Books That Currupt Children

After many months of sometimes tedious, sometimes dangerous research, I can exclusively reveal that there is a highly organised group of powerful people who devote their careers to the corruption of young children. They have been practising their foul and despicable trade right under our noses for many years, passing off their vile products under the guise of 'education' and 'en...

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