LAS VEGAS (FMLiveWire) -- Sandy Smegaloff who spends her evenings stripping, lap-dancing and hooking at Frick's Cabaret here says she's making only a fraction of her income of a year ago. ''You don't shop, you don't buy stuff you can't afford now,...
New York City participants in the world's oldest profession barely notice the ups and downs of the market place, let alone the surges and let downs of worldwide financial institutions. Commented local professional Enticing Cherry: "Those wimps! T...
NY/NY The Working Girl Times - Former NY Governor Eliot Spitzer made financial news this week as he attempted to amend his 2007 tax returns and now take a "loss" on "entertainment and medical expenses!" The former "Client #9", caught in a prostit...
In a harshly-worded response to the Home Secretary's proposed clamp-down on kerb-crawling, Basingstoke Council have made it clear they object to any activity which may eradicate this practice. Using words like "no", "never", "you what?" and even,...
Bunny Ranch, Reno, NV - Economic hard times have hit almost every sector of American life including the brothels of Nevada. So the working ladies of the famous Bunny Ranch brothel outside of Reno, Nevada are touting the Republican slogan that fits th...
From the Garden of Imus's Conn. Home/NY Daily News! - The Reverend Al has gone ballistic AGAIN after reading in the NY Times Garden Section that talk show Jock Don Imus has violated the terms of his NAACP Probation by buying a Hoe to till his vegetab...
The latest industry to sttart feeling the pinch of the Global Credit Crunch is the one you would have least expected, the one that you would never have dreamed of, the one you prayed wouldn't suffer - PORN! Yes, even porn has 'highs' and 'lows', a...
The price of Sex on Britain's streets has now fallen for the third month in a row, giving rise to fears of a global meltdown in the industry, it has been reported. Prostitutes in London are now charging their lowest prices for more than 30 years,...
Max Mosely the head of the governing body that regulates motorsport, has won huge damages from downmarket tabloid the News of The World and intends to spend the lot on 'a right good seeing to.'...
Former President Bill Clinton says he is completely perplexed over today's allegations that NY Democratic Governor Elliot Spitzer has been caught in a FBI wiretap sting involving high priced call girls in the Nation's capitol. "I've never paid fo...
Dirty Central, Alabama - The Deputy Sheriff, Sergeant Piggers, has said a giant fire has amassed near a slew of mobile home trailers at 8pm, endangering every concerned property owner in the area.
After years of apparently declining standards and after attempts to compete with other more down-market, popularist TV channels, the BBC has taken the inevitable step of converting its HQ into a brothel. Rather than watch the programmes, members of...
Beaver-faced Brazillian striker Ronaldo admitted having sex with three ladyboys in a hotel-room in Rio De Janeiro but says "I only realised they were men after I had fellated all of them. Now I feel deeply ashamed."...
(Philadelphia PA) Winifred (Freddie) Kewl is 86 years old and was shocked to find herself being arrested for prostitution yesterday. The elderly lady was booked for hiring a female prostitute through their website 'Desperate Housewife'. She i...
Deborah Jean Palfrey, the US woman recently convicted for her role as the head of a Washington DC escort agency, and found dead last week, may have been a victim of the CIA, some of her charges have said.
'Dogging' is losing its popularity, and is not as practised as it was only a year ago, says an expert who regularly attends dogging events. Dogging, the act of performing sex whilst being watched by strangers, achieved notoriety in the 1990s after...
Congressional Pages and also White House interns plan on making a protest strike because of congressional use of professional prostitutes as exposed in the DC Madam case which cost one senator's job and also because of a male prostitute James Da...
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