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Funny story: Justin Bieber's Automotive Luck Finally Runs Out

Justin Bieber's Automotive Luck Finally Runs Out

LOS ANGELES - Well it looks like Canadian singer Justin Bieber's automotive luck has finally run out. The 19-year-old singer was stopped in Calabasas at 4:31 a.m. for failure to properly stop at a stop sign. The officer who pulled him over stat...

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Funny story: Stolen LAPD car recovered safely

Stolen LAPD car recovered safely

A stolen LAPD marked vehicle was recovered from an address in Laguna Hills today, LAPD officers say. Officers Pete Malloy and James Reed were on routine patrol in Laguna Hills when they spotted the marked vehicle with two boys dressed as LAPD offi...

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Funny story: Sgt Joe Friday helps crack down on mallrats

Sgt Joe Friday helps crack down on mallrats

Sgt Joe Friday, LAPD, returned to duty today along with his partner Bill Gannon and a friend from the Queensland Police Service to help crack down on mall rats. Over 100 mall rats were arrested in the week-long crackdown with several of them reman...

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Funny story: Obama is pushing for a police force to enforce "green" behavior and also increase fines for non-compliance

Obama is pushing for a police force to enforce "green" behavior and also increase fines for non-compliance

In a rather controversial endorsement of these new measures, government plans to enforce "green" behavior and increase fines for non-compliance has got some people talking. Susan McDonald says: "It will really make me think about those times I ha...

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Funny story: Serial litterer angers police

Serial litterer angers police

Greater Manchester Police today sealed off the car park of the Jolly Butcher Public House, Manchester, when a sharp eyed member of the public reported a Coca Cola can lodged in the bushes. The Police believe that they may have a serial litterer a...

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Funny story: Iowa's Atomic Bomb Boy Turns 9

Iowa's Atomic Bomb Boy Turns 9

WATERLOO, Iowa - Three years ago little six-year-old Tucky Justinpecker was caught building an atomic bomb in a backyard shed at his parent's home. When police caught him they were shocked to see that the bomb was 97% complete. A representative...

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Funny story: Los Angeles Declares War On Graffiti

Los Angeles Declares War On Graffiti

LOS ANGELES - The Lost Angeles Police Department has just announced its War on Graffiti program. An LAPD spokesperson, Harry Watkinfaust stated that this vandalistic act of tagging buildings, houses, and even automobiles is going to be stopped.

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Funny story: Police Unearth Gang of Thieves

Police Unearth Gang of Thieves

The Police have discovered a clever way in which thieves can try and fool the authorities. They call it 'Robbing from Dead Bodies'. Two men, known to associate with people of a questionable reputation, were apprehended for the suspected crime.

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Funny story: NYPD swaps 'Stop & Frisk' for 'Cop A Ride'

NYPD swaps 'Stop & Frisk' for 'Cop A Ride'

New York -- With a Federal judge challenging the constitutionality of its "Stop & Frisk" initiatives, the New York Police Department is trading its racially profiled patdowns for a more aggressive game plan. Called "Cop A Ride," the new campa...

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Funny story: Taco Bell Bids Adios To Their Kids Meal

Taco Bell Bids Adios To Their Kids Meal

IRVINE, California - One of the nation's largest Mexican food franchise chains has just announced that it is discontinuing its popular Kids Meal and Plastic Toy menu item. Company Spokesperson Fresco Pibtonpick stated that the reason for the termi...

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Funny story: George Zimmerman to make millions in endorsements

George Zimmerman to make millions in endorsements

Fantasyland, Florida -- Who says crime doesn't pay? Neighborhood watch hitman George Zimmerman is lining up dozens of lucrative endorsements now that he's a free man. Most involve products designed to make the night watch a little more comfortable an...

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Funny story: George Zimmerman Offered A Deputy's Job By Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio

George Zimmerman Offered A Deputy's Job By Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio

MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona - The word coming out of the boiling desert of Arizona is that the self-proclaimed Toughest Sheriff In The USA, Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio has offered George Zimmerman a job. The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle is reporting...

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Funny story: Alabama Bans George Zimmerman

Alabama Bans George Zimmerman

MONTGOMERY - In a special session that was called immediately after Zimmerman was found not guilty the Alabama State Senate convened and by a vote of 33-2 passed a state ruling that George Zimmerman is banned from ever entering the state. Senator...

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Funny story: George Zimmerman to be tapped to head the NYPD

George Zimmerman to be tapped to head the NYPD

New York City -- Lame duck Mayor Michael Bloomberg is working to install neighborhood watch favorite George Zimmerman as the city's next Police Commissioner. "Think of this as my going away present to the city," said Bloomberg, who will be out o...

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Funny story: Well-Endowed Bikini Mom Kicked Out of A Water Park For Being Too Voluptuously Sexy!

Well-Endowed Bikini Mom Kicked Out of A Water Park For Being Too Voluptuously Sexy!

INDEPENDENCE, Missouri - A 42-year-old woman identified as Madeline Schaffer took her 14-year-old daughter to The Shiver Me Timbers Water Park in Independence. Schaffer said that she and her little girl were having a fantastic time when all of a s...

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Funny story: Facebook helps cops find their lost puppy

Facebook helps cops find their lost puppy

There was a gloomy scenario in the Vanrai, Goregaon Police Station, Mumbai, as an puppy adopted by cops there in was lost and couldn't be traced for good three weeks. Cops after a lot efforts and thorough sourcing couldn't reunite with their beloved...

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Funny story: Oregon Woman Arrested For Trying To Trade Elderly Aunt For An iPhone

Oregon Woman Arrested For Trying To Trade Elderly Aunt For An iPhone

EUGENE, Oregon - Local authorities in Eugene are reporting that they have taken a woman into custody and bail has been set at $700,000. Early Friday, Eugene police were called to an address on Lumberjack Lane after getting a call that a woman had...

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