STEAMBOAT SPRINGS, Colorado - The city of Steamboat Springs has been engulfed in one heck of a cluster of marijuana clouds that just seems to linger over the town located in Northwestern Colorado. Officer Reggie Danzerdust, 42, with the Steamboat...
License plates are deciding on their own that the cars they are riding with are just not good enough. On any given day, the police use scanning software on the license plates of the vehicles as they whiz past. And they are noticing that the plates ar...
COLORADO SPRINGS - The Colorado Springs City Council has just announced that they have decided to furlough half of the city's police officers. Council member Naomi Mittski, 28, who just got divorced this past week, told the news media that the cou...
The police union in Omaha, Nebraska, posted the clip on its website to highlight what it called the "cycle of violence and thuggery" the community faces. The video shows an African-American toddler who knocks down a chair and gives nearly as good...
A population previously hidden in plain sight has been discovered here in Louisville. The DNA is so interwoven, that we cannot help but infer that inbreeding occurred much more often and earlier than previously thought. The Denisovans of Asia a...
Police in Louisville arrested the wrong person. While this in itself is not a true surprise, it's HOW wrong the police got it. Charlie Mahew was arrested in front of his mother, his brother, and his two children during a family get-together last Thur...
Louisville, Kentucky - Everybody loves a Bingo winner. In fact the 1967 song by William Bell provides an excellent musical accompaniment to this story if there are those looking for a multimedia experience, according to the Louisville Journal. Las...
SAVANNAH, Georgia - Local police have made what they are calling the biggest marijuana bust in the state's history. Half a dozen officers with the Savannah Police Department raided the home of 91-year-old Agnes Leona Pigeonberry a retired high sch...
TORONTO, Canada - Rob Ford, Mayor of Toronto, was exposed by undercover detectives as a Jamaican drug kingpin who was thought to have died in a narc plane crash several years ago. The discovery was unhatched during a Christmas party at City Hall whic...
CUCAMONGA, California - A manager of a storage unit facility in Cucamonga opened up one of his storage units and was surprised to see what was inside. Russ Figgford said that since the monthly payment on one of his storage units had not been paid...
DRESDEN, Germany - Local authorities in the German town of Dresden are reporting that there is so much hatred and animosity towards 55-Year-Old German cannibal police officer Detley G. that they are having to take him out of the city. An official...
Of all people who have been a victim of the new 'Knock Out' craze, actor Taylor Lautner would be low on the list. Taylor was found by a New York City policeman just as he was waking back up. "He was groggy but then checked for his billfold, car...
During the past several months Thieves have been robbing Kristen Stewart blind while she has been on the road and doing a lot of filming. She had placed call after call to the L. A. Police and no one was ever caught. In fact, she told a reporter t...
Middleton, Texas: Officers in West Texas who answered calls about a huge rat chasing people around the neighborhood at night are out watching to see if it shows up again. "I don't care how big the rat is, this old shotgun will blow that sucker aw...
There was a great outpouring of grief in Belgium this morning when it was announced that David Suchet, the actor who brought to life the fictional detective created by Agatha Christie, Hercule Poirot, would play the part no more due to complications...
An elderly book-lover has complained bitterly that her local library was too quiet. "There was a deathly silence about the place," moaned 75-year-old Lily Brearian, who has been using the library in Gateshead for over 50 years. "And recently I've...
In the never-ending wake of the 'Plebgate' debacle and scuzball Andrew Mitchell's perpetual whingeing for an apology another Tory cretin has jumped upon the band wagon. David-so good they almost named him twice-Davis has suggested that Police Offi...
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