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Funny story: Lady Whip of West Ham:

Lady Whip of West Ham: "I am not giving it to you, **** off."

The Dungeon Theatre, West Ham, London: Lady Labour Whip Lyn Brown, West Ham's Dominatrix 'infamous' rant at the Houses of Parliament; "For F***'s sake, move out of my F****** way." "You are such a rude F****** man, you just walked right in front of me." "I am not giving it to you, F*** off." "You just do that and see what happens." "You are harassing me, leave me alone." Lady Do...

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Funny story: Rebekah Brooks is a 'can't'

Rebekah Brooks is a 'can't'

Having declined to appear in from of the Department of Culture, Media and Sport's select committee next week, Rebekah Brooks has revealed herself to be a 'can't'. Despite the fact that both Rupert and James Murdoch have agreed to attend, Brooks ha...

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Funny story: Government of the people, by the people, for the people, does not exist in the UK.

Government of the people, by the people, for the people, does not exist in the UK.

Houses of Parliament, Westminister, London: According to what we have all been taught in textbooks at school and university, the British constitution worked along these lines. Britain was a representative democracy; the police were reasonably hones...

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Funny story: MPs - What the Letters represent

MPs - What the Letters represent

We spoke with the author of this list, Inchcock Chambers, who only had time to tell us that he'd 'Tried to use only old/rare words for the letter definitions, and keep them applicable to MPs - he had to go home them, because they lock the cemetery gates early on a Thursday. M Mancation: (Maiming, Mutilating of hopes) E Exsibilation: (Collective hisses of disaproval M Modernicide: Killer of mo...

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Funny story: A Guide to What you need to become a Politician!

A Guide to What you need to become a Politician!

Thanks to Mr H Ogwash, for giving his permission for us use his article 'What you need to become an MP!', originally published in the 'Upper Denture Gazette' last May. Created and written while under the influence of anaesthetics and medications, in a haze of half conciousness and nurses adjusting his dressings, it was his first effort after having Cardiac surgery. He was to have had brain surg...

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Funny story: Homeless Let Down Government

Homeless Let Down Government

A leaked letter from the Office of Eric Pickles has announced that Government measures over benefits will leave 40,000 families homeless and will, in the end, cost the Government more than supplying benefits in the first place. David Cameron has c...

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Funny story: Political Biscuits

Political Biscuits

Hot on the news that David Cameron is to release his own range of biscuits: David Cameroons, other politicians are to jump on the bandwagon and release their own ranges of biscuits. All politicians love a good bandwagon to jump on. "Eric Pickles i...

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Funny story: "Not much point to Canada anymore" says British MP

"Not much point to Canada anymore" says British MP

During a speech at Westminster on Thursday, Labour MP David Lefty addressed the subject of Anglo-Canadian relations. "For years," Lefty remarked "Canada had a special place in our hearts as a a place that was a bit like America, but without the te...

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Funny story: Government Introduces New "Wear A Funny Mask Day"

Government Introduces New "Wear A Funny Mask Day"

The government has introduced a new holiday called "Wear A Funny Mask Day" in order to boost the country's morale. Even government ministers will be wearing them. Earlier today we saw Minster for Education Michael Gove come in to No. 10 wearing a...

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Funny story: Future News: NHS, Education Only Things Left Nationalised

Future News: NHS, Education Only Things Left Nationalised

(Published 2028) BIRMINGHAM CAPITALIS - The new government - only a week old - has decided to privatise everything, except education and health. The Conglomeracy Party - a party by transnationals, for transnationals - achieved a near 2:1 win over...

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Funny story: Parliament To Host Wedding Receptions

Parliament To Host Wedding Receptions

Plans are afoot to hire the Palace of Westminster out for wedding receptions and other functions. The Commons Administration Committee are considering making the historic Westminster Hall available for the princely fee of £25,000 in an attempt to...

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Funny story: New Legislation Looks Set To Abolish Human Resource Departments Everywhere

New Legislation Looks Set To Abolish Human Resource Departments Everywhere

New legislation aimed at trimming the fat that exists in the business world looks set to spell the end of Human Resources Departments everywhere. The shock news comes in the middle of one of the biggest financial crises the world has known; when ever...

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Funny story: Anger As Government Suggest Revamp Of Dogging Sites Across The UK

Anger As Government Suggest Revamp Of Dogging Sites Across The UK

In a move that has angered local citizens the length and breadth of the country, government ministers have put forward plans to revamp over thirty dogging sites across the UK. Whilst thousands of healthcare, childcare and other high profile servic...

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Funny story: Greece To Join The Pound

Greece To Join The Pound

Greece will leave the Euro and join the pound. The news was confirmed last night by Prime Minister Davos Cameron and the Chancellor Georgios Osbourne. Monetary union with Greece is not an official coalition policy, but nobody really cares about those...

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Funny story: Down and Out in London

Down and Out in London

Dr. Isaac Myakovsky's book on "Government Charities and their Agencies" has been banned from publication by a rare PII (Public Interest Immunity) order that has only been used twice in the last ten years, first to protect J.K. Rowling from adverse cr...

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Funny story: Future News: Scotland Seceeds from United Kingdom

Future News: Scotland Seceeds from United Kingdom

(Published 2014) EDINBURGH - A referendum by the Scottish National Party (SNP) has found out that 70% of Scotland want to become independent from the United Kingdom. However, Scotland has been fast-tracked to join the European Union (EU), and will...

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Funny story: Government Orchestra to be formed

Government Orchestra to be formed

The HRH Government Fiddleharmonic Orchestra The idea was put forward and accepted, at a meeting of David Cameron, William Hague, Kenneth Clarke and other drunken members of the government at the Crooked Member Inn last month. After much bitching, foot-stamping, and wailing, it was decided the formation of the orchestra would be as follows. Conducted by: David Cameron Lecturn supported...

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