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Funny story: Swine Flu : Paris empties as city authorities ban sex

Swine Flu : Paris empties as city authorities ban sex

Within two hours of the Paris authorities having clamped a ban on sex in the city for the duration of the swine flu pandemic, the capital has been turned into a ghost city as millions had fled to other French towns where they could still indulge in t...

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Funny story: Meghan McCain's Juicy Tell-All Follow-Up Book

Meghan McCain's Juicy Tell-All Follow-Up Book

TUCSON - Meghan McCain, the 24-year-old daughter of Senator John and Cindy McCain has just published her second book. The 888-page book is a follow-up book to her first book entitled Gee Opie (GOP) - The Mayberry Republicans. Her second political...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton seeks custody of youngest Jackson child after positive DNA test

Paris Hilton seeks custody of youngest Jackson child after positive DNA test

Los Angeles - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Deborah Rowe's opening gambit for sole custody of all three Michael Jackson children has been thrown into disarray. Her pursuit of maternal rights over seven year-old Blanket - aka Prince Michael II, has pr...

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Funny story: How To Ride Paris Hilton's "Coattails"

How To Ride Paris Hilton's "Coattails"

According to Paris Hilton's family, that's what Doug ReinHardt was doing before the couple recently broke up and with that family, they are not shy in saying so. "I think Paris needs to be with someone who is a bit more mature, older and has their...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton May Have To Have Brain Transplant

Paris Hilton May Have To Have Brain Transplant

Only days after doctors told Paris Hilton to take it easy for awhile and try not to think of anything, especially anything stupid, they've come forward to say that tests show she is absolutely got to have a brain transplant as soon as possible and ar...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan Score Surprisingly Low on Paparazzi IQ Contest

Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan Score Surprisingly Low on Paparazzi IQ Contest

Gossip columnists, paparazzi and exploiters of the undeserving rich and infamous have established a foundation to test the intelligence quotient of the many poor bastards that are constantly hounded and persecuted for their supposed star power.Many a...

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Funny story: CaCa, Ronaldo and Paris in a Real Madrid Menagerie

CaCa, Ronaldo and Paris in a Real Madrid Menagerie

In a wild celebration of Real Madrid's long sought after acquisition of Christiano Ronaldo, the football club put CaCa and Ronaldo immediately into play...sex play that is. Fans who could not wait to see the two football superstars lead the Real Madr...

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Funny story: Ronaldo In My House In Hollywood In Paris

Ronaldo In My House In Hollywood In Paris

£80 million Real Madrid soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo celebrated his lucrative move to the Spanish giants by going out on the lash in Hollywood. Ronaldo was seen and snapped by photographers in My House nightclub in Hollywood knocking back the dri...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Found New BFF: Osama Bin Laden

Paris Hilton Found New BFF: Osama Bin Laden

New York, NY - Paris Hilton has previously announced that she will be filming her newest reality TV show around various places in Europe, and newly announced this morning: Afghanistan. Hilton said that she is not worried about the status and treatm...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Embarrassed?

Paris Hilton Embarrassed?

Universal City, CA - Yes, we all know now that the stunt pulled between comedian Sasha Baren Cohen and rap star Eminem at the 2009 MTV Movie Awards was staged. So staged, in fact, that both parties rehearsed the stunt beforehand to make sure it woul...

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Funny story: Health and Safety Executive condemn Paris Hilton

Health and Safety Executive condemn Paris Hilton

Following their recent visit, the Health and Safety Executive have comdemned Paris Hilton. Speaking at a press conference following their deliberations, the members of the executive said there was no other action they could take. They confirmed...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton to change name to Ipswich Holiday Inn after argument with father

Paris Hilton to change name to Ipswich Holiday Inn after argument with father

Beverley Hills 90210 - Billionaire heiress and socialite Paris Hilton is to change her name, first and last, after having a very grave argument with her father, Bill Hilton. Hilton is to change her last name to Holiday Inn, after the world-wide th...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton invites Miley Cyrus to a celebrity sleep over

Paris Hilton invites Miley Cyrus to a celebrity sleep over

Following an evening out with Paris Hilton, Miley Cyrus was spotted braving the snow all bundled up as she left Paris Hilton's New York City apartment this afternoon after a celibrity sleep over. Dressed in casual garb, Miley did her best to go wi...

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Funny story: Hollywood to Remake Dr. Strangelove with Paris Hilton

Hollywood to Remake Dr. Strangelove with Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton has been signed to star in a remake of the 1964 classic film Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb. The new film will be directed by first time director and former Paris pal Nichole Richie (daughter of pop...

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Funny story: European Commission to Crack Down on Dissenters

European Commission to Crack Down on Dissenters

Brussels, Belgium. A report has leaked out from the office of Giorgio Borrasa, European Commissioner for Continental Insecurity, a top secret office inspired by the Department of Homeland Insecurity in the land of the unfree and home of the afraid.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Challenges Ashton Kutcher To Twitter Un-Follow

Paris Hilton Challenges Ashton Kutcher To Twitter Un-Follow

(Los Angeles-CA) Ashton Kutcher won in his contest with CNN breaking news feed in a race to one million followers on the social networking site Twitter. But Paris Hilton, who hasn't been in the news for over three days, has accepted a challenge from...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton To Duet With Susan Boyle

Paris Hilton To Duet With Susan Boyle

In a strategic career move, it has been revealed that US heiress and celebrity Paris Hilton is to record a CD with Britain's Got Talent megastar in the making, Susan Boyle. Hilton told me: "Making a CD with Susan will hopefully boost my profile...

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