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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Adopts Bin Laden

Angelina Jolie Adopts Bin Laden

Angelina Jolie adopted Osama Bin Laden today, and she continues to hide his whereabouts. "I'm very proud of my new son, he has proven himself the most loyal terrorist" says Jolie We asked her does it bother her that everybody in the United Sta...

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Funny story: I am the real Laden says Laden- that one is a liar !

I am the real Laden says Laden- that one is a liar !

I am the real Laden thunder the Laden in a recent video clip sent to this reporter's office a couple of days back. The clipping, the quality of which is not very good shows a middle aged man wearing a heavy turban on his rather thin bony head and wit...

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Funny story: This Laden is not laden, says Laden

This Laden is not laden, says Laden

The person claiming to be Osama Bin Laden is an imposter according to Mr. Sherbut al Lassi al Osama Bin Laden,who claims to be theoriginal Laden. "This chap is an imposter,no doubt," says Mr. Lassi Laden, "I am descended from the original Arab La...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Has Been Found Hiding in Chilean Mine!

Osama Bin Laden Has Been Found Hiding in Chilean Mine!

In a world exclusive, In Seine News can reveal the whereabouts of the world's most (un)wanted criminal Osama bin Laden. The former terrorist/CIA agent (now retired), has remained elusive for the past decade even though a $20 million bounty has been o...

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Funny story: Concerned about global climate change Al-Qaeda's bin Laden channels his inner Al-Gore

Concerned about global climate change Al-Qaeda's bin Laden channels his inner Al-Gore

It's tough hiding in a cave for 10 years even though one's Army-hosts have spared no effort in making life livable. Osama bin Laden is finding this out the hard way. There's only so much praying and plotting a guy can do. Comes the time when he fee...

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Funny story: Obama calls for "World's Most Unimaginable Punishment"

Obama calls for "World's Most Unimaginable Punishment"

They still haven't found him, but America have threatened notorious Al-Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden with the worst possible punishment known to man. The supposed mastermind of the 9/11 plots will be escorted onto a plane to land at Orlando Interna...

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Funny story: Diabolical Bed Bug Terror Plot Revealed

Diabolical Bed Bug Terror Plot Revealed

In 2007, in a remote area of Amish, Amed Ben Gauly, opened a research lab, and started developing a species of bed bugs that were more resilient than current strains of bed bugs. After developing the strain in a male bed bug, his research team starte...

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Funny story: The new Afgan pop duo Obama & Osama have a smash hit in Afganistan

The new Afgan pop duo Obama & Osama have a smash hit in Afganistan

A visitor in Afganistan today cant avoid to hear the song that's on everybody's lips in Kabul. The new smash hit, Burn US burn , from the new duo Osama & Obama is the no 1 hit on all lists (actually the only one). With high pitched voices, sc...

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Funny story: Terrorists forget to strike on 9/11 for the ninth year in a row

Terrorists forget to strike on 9/11 for the ninth year in a row

Forgetful Islamic terrorists have missed the opportunity to attack the US on September 11th for the ninth year in a row after refusing to accept the Gregorian calendar used by the Infidels of the West. The Islamic calendar consists of 354 days, 10...

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Funny story: Osama changes name by deed poll to Wheelie, for PR purposes

Osama changes name by deed poll to Wheelie, for PR purposes

In a genius PR move to kick start the slow process of changing the image of Al Qaeda and the Taliban etc, Osama Bin Laden has had his name officially changed to Wheelie Bin Laden, by Deed Poll. All of the terrorists and organisational names will f...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden ask US for flood relief assistance

Osama Bin Laden ask US for flood relief assistance

Osama Bin Laden has asked the American Government for assistance with flood relief in Pakistan. In an undated and unconfirmed taped statement found floating in the floodwaters of Pakistan, the Taliban leader pleaded to the kindness of the US Gover...

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Funny story: 1 in 5 Americans believe Obama is Osama Bin Laden

1 in 5 Americans believe Obama is Osama Bin Laden

WASHINGTON: Americans are increasingly convinced that President Barrack Obama is in fact Osama Bin Laden. Nearly one in five or 18% of those polled were sure that the President is the leader of Al Qaeda. 40% knew he wasn't. Another 10% said they d...

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Funny story: Bin Ladens and the USA screwing up things in Pakistan?

Bin Ladens and the USA screwing up things in Pakistan?

Washington: There is absolutely no truth in reports that The United States is helping the Bin Ladens to turn the screws on Pakistani Prime Minister Geelani, reliable sources in the White House have told this correspondent. "It's a well known fact...

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Funny story: Laden wont surrender claims Aide

Laden wont surrender claims Aide

Ridiculous,was the least strong word hissed out by Al Al Pazi, who claims to be a close aide of the fugitive in hiding,the much dreaded Osama Bin Laden. Rubbishing the news that was flashed a few days back that being sick and tired of eating raw t...

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Funny story: Bin Laden tape reveals entire point of 9/11 to build mosque in lower Manhattan

Bin Laden tape reveals entire point of 9/11 to build mosque in lower Manhattan

NEW YORK, NY-A new audio tape released yesterday by al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden divulges that the planned Cordoba House Mosque in downtown Manhattan-a short distance from the site of the 9/11 terrorist attacks-is the final cog in the internationa...

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Funny story: Laden wants to surrender!

Laden wants to surrender!

Sick and tired of hiding in cold unfriendly mountains with nothing but hairy goats and filthy smelly yaks for company and eating raw turnips and roast potatoes morning day and night, Osama Bin Laden is homesick and yearns for free air and chilly wind...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden wears a dress

Osama Bin Laden wears a dress

When Osama Bin Laden is in his cave in an attempt to have a good time, he wears a dress as well as lipstick in an effort to dress himself up like a woman. Osama Bin Laden lets only the highest ranking officers in his terror group see him this way,...

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