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Funny story: Irish Warned To Beat Olympics Travel Jams - Other Communities Up In Arms

Irish Warned To Beat Olympics Travel Jams - Other Communities Up In Arms

Leading Liberal Democrat Dee Doocey is at the centre of a political storm after failing to warn some ethnic communities about possible travel problems during the Olympics. Dublin-born Baroness Doocey, who recently stepped down from the London Asse...

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Funny story: Olympics Scaled Down to Face Debt Crisis Realities

Olympics Scaled Down to Face Debt Crisis Realities

London - The 2012 Olympic Games may be weeks away, but they are already feeling the effects of the European debt crisis. A long list of austerity measures is being implemented to help the international competition survive in an atmosphere of econ...

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Funny story: Spoof reporters smuggle their lunch into the Olympic Stadium

Spoof reporters smuggle their lunch into the Olympic Stadium

The Olympic venues have been accused of fleecing their visitors by treating them as a captive audience and prohibiting the bringing of visitors' own food and drink into the stadiums. "The caterers are the same as those used at Wembley," said an un...

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Funny story: The French Sabotage Olympics Through Excessive Farting - 2012 Events In Doubt and Europe on Verge of All Out War

The French Sabotage Olympics Through Excessive Farting - 2012 Events In Doubt and Europe on Verge of All Out War

The London 2012 Olympic events are in disarray, as the list of countries pulling out of the Olympics mounts - following fears of toxic level of French methane gas hovering over the capital - fearing for the safety of their sports stars and the air qu...

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Funny story: Sports Day 2012

Sports Day 2012

Ensuring total dedication to pupil safety has become the key concern at Bagthorpe Primary. At the end of 2011, the head, Mrs Harriet Willmott chaired the initial sports day committee meeting, with the focus set thoroughly on security. Having kept a k...

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Funny story: Acronym Trading Cards Hottest New Trend

Acronym Trading Cards Hottest New Trend

In a strange turn of events, the once obscure Acronym and Initials Trading Cards by Literary Trading Cards (LTC) are overtaking the once popular Pokémon, Star Wars, and baseball trading cards. Dave Adams-Villa, Esquire (or just DAVE to his friend...

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Funny story: Barking residents' fury at surfers-to-heir missals plan

Barking residents' fury at surfers-to-heir missals plan

Isle of Dogs - Proposals to stream e-copies of Prince Charles' online Book of Common Prey into Olympics residential blocks have been slammed by locals. A report this weekend said registered browsers of the Dodgy Originals website are determined to...

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Funny story: West Ham lose Olympic Stadium Bid

West Ham lose Olympic Stadium Bid

West Ham United learnt today that they will not become tenants of the Olympic Stadium after the completion of the 2012 London Olympics. A study carried out by the London Sport & Tourism Executive concluded that West Ham's history of poor resul...

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Funny story: London 2012: Team GB 'will win 27 golds at Olympics' says local man

London 2012: Team GB 'will win 27 golds at Olympics' says local man

Team GB will win 27 gold medals at the Olympic Games, by far its largest haul in a century, according to an Irishman who drinks in a pub opposite the Olympic Site. Seamus O'Derekson, 49, from Bow Road, East London, says he plucked the figure out o...

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Funny story: Stratford residents get free passes to all events at the games

Stratford residents get free passes to all events at the games

Lord Coe is to sell his home in central London complete with 400m running track and cross country course for a record £300 million - according to Fox & Bride property magazine today. Coe is said to be devastated that the hosepipe ban means he...

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Funny story: Rioter selected for Team GB

Rioter selected for Team GB

A man spotted wielding scaffolding poles, lumps of concrete and car doors is the surprise selection for Team GB this summer. Renton Frewshire was apprehended by police in Hackney last summer after turning over their car and spinning it around. How...

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Funny story: Tourette Man to be Voice of London's Tube during Olympics

Tourette Man to be Voice of London's Tube during Olympics

London Underground have chosen a Tourette's syndrome sufferer to voice all their station and train announcements throughout the two weeks of this year's Summer Olympics. In conjunction with the London Organising Committee of the Olympic Games (LOC...

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Funny story: Transsexuals have to enter the Olympics as their birth gender

Transsexuals have to enter the Olympics as their birth gender

The Transsexual and Gay Alliance are up in arms this afternoon with the news that transsexuals cannot compete as their true gender, and instead will be forced to compete against those who share their birth gender. "This is highly sexist," said Que...

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Funny story: Vague Timing System to be used in the Olympics

Vague Timing System to be used in the Olympics

Scientists at Cambridge University have successfully lobbied the World Athletics Federation to adopt their new Vague Timing System as the official timing system of the Olympics. "With many countries having different timing mechanisms, we feel this...

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Funny story: First details of Olympic route Torch bearers announced

First details of Olympic route Torch bearers announced

The first details of the route the Olympic torch will take, together with the torch-bearers carrying it, have been announced by the organising committee. It kicks off in Tottenham, pretty much like the riots, with Kevin Innit running through the s...

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Funny story: Olympic offshoots to make debut in 2012

Olympic offshoots to make debut in 2012

Due to the unexpected success of the COBRA committee at preventing terrorist attacks at the Olympic games (the Olympic stadium is still standing as of this article going to print) a number of offshoot committees and think tanks have been set up with...

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Funny story: Summer and Winter Olympics to be merged in 2020

Summer and Winter Olympics to be merged in 2020

With the massive costs associated with hosting the Olympics, the Olympic committee has decided that the Summer and Winter games will be merged into one Olympics. This will mean the introduction of ice skating, skiing and snowboarding events to the ma...

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