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Funny story: Bus-size satellite to plunge into your house later this week

Bus-size satellite to plunge into your house later this week

CAPE CANAVERAL, Fl.--Plain and train spotters now have a new cousin: falling dead satellite spotters. A dead UARS (Upper Atmosphere Research Satellite), which weighs 6.5 tons and is about the size of a school bus, is expected to enter Earth's atmo...

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Funny story: Two-sun 'Star Wars' planet lies on UFO rat run

Two-sun 'Star Wars' planet lies on UFO rat run

Groom Lake, Nevada - NASA HQ sources said today the binary stars orbited by newly discovered Kepler-16b act as the perfect visual foil to camouflage UFO traffic. The Tatooine-like planet is bathed in sunlight for 99% of its 30-hour day and lies on...

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Funny story: OMG! Lunar footprints not male 'unless Buzz Aldrin had penchant for 6-inch stilettos' shockhorror!

OMG! Lunar footprints not male 'unless Buzz Aldrin had penchant for 6-inch stilettos' shockhorror!

Groom Lake, Nevada - NASA's global HQ is at a loss to explain how imprints of $1,000-a-pop six inch-heeled Manolos have ended up on the lunar surface. The 3D images appear on newly released Moon landing files for Apollo 11, 12, 14 and 17 missions,...

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Funny story: Astronomers find supermassive black holes in Sarah Palin's head

Astronomers find supermassive black holes in Sarah Palin's head

NASA - Astronomers have discovered a pair of supermassive black holes in the twisty, spiral brain of former Alaskan governor Sarah Palin, NASA said Wednesday. Approximately 160 million light years from Earth, Ms. Palin is the nearest known such ph...

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Funny story: NASA Advice On Avoiding Visit By Klaatu And Gort

NASA Advice On Avoiding Visit By Klaatu And Gort

Earth civilization had better clean up its act if we want to avoid a visit from the galactic police! Scientists at NASA claim that reducing our carbon emissions could prevent a pre-emptive alien attack - similar to the one portrayed in classic mov...

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Funny story: One of Our Spaceships Is Missing, Mr Putin

One of Our Spaceships Is Missing, Mr Putin

Moscow - A notorious UFO rat run inside Earth's Van Allen Beltway is the top culprit behind the disappearance of Russian Starfleet's flagship cargo carrier. This morning the entire International Space Station supply program hangs in ruins as monit...

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Funny story: New-er Moon!

New-er Moon!

Science buffs are getting angry with the amount of contradictory twaddle being peddled from bemused so-called scientists these days. In the space of a few weeks we have been told that our moon was formed by the collision of two smaller moons mirac...

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Funny story: Missing HTV-2 'spotted on Moon's scramjet graveyard' - reports

Missing HTV-2 'spotted on Moon's scramjet graveyard' - reports

California - Remains of the Falcon Hypersonic Test Vehicle - the HTV-2 - have been spotted close to the Nectaris lunar impact crater. Dubbed by Brits as the 'Robin Reliant of future space travel' the US $300m hypersonic flop joins other Defence Ad...

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Funny story: Australia Challenges Russia in Space Race with Kangaroos

Australia Challenges Russia in Space Race with Kangaroos

In an effort to compete with the Russian space program, Australian prime minister, Julia Gillard has announced that Australia will ramp up their current space program. The world's initial reaction to Australia's announcement was: "I had no fuck...

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Funny story: Universal warming is latest threat to planet

Universal warming is latest threat to planet

Research conducted by NASA indicates the fear of Global Warming might be over-exaggerated, as the Earth radiates much more, and retains far less, heat than once thought. Scientists say the findings eat holes into the fears of the planet overheatin...

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Funny story: Sky infected with Trojan cyber-spyware asteroid

Sky infected with Trojan cyber-spyware asteroid

London - Scientists have confirmed that a 2010 TK7-type of asteroid has hacked into the iononsphere, wreaking havoc with the doomed BSkyB takeover business. The 200/300m-wide rock may be a huge clue in the UK mobile hacking scandal where eavesdrop...

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Funny story: Jordan buys space shuttle Atlantis, plans to paint it bright pink - Neighbours not happy

Jordan buys space shuttle Atlantis, plans to paint it bright pink - Neighbours not happy

Pneumatically enhanced model come author Jordan is well known for her love of all things pink ,famously respraying her fleet of flash motors including her new Bugatti bright pink. Apparently her sights are now set a lot higher ,in fact they could be...

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Funny story: The Chinese are going to Mars

The Chinese are going to Mars

The Chinese Government has announced that intends to set up a permanent base on Mars, with an intent to colonise. "We received a leaked memo," said head of Mars operations at NASA, Phoebe Moss. "It outlined an ambitious colonisation plan by China.

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Funny story: Moon-landing hoax cover-up continues via 'Tricky Dick' Docs

Moon-landing hoax cover-up continues via 'Tricky Dick' Docs

In recent weeks documents have surfaced proving the existence of Operation Moon-Dog Hoax, perpetrated by the United States Government to fool the world into believing a man was actually sent to the moon, bailout plan should it have been decided to ab...

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Funny story: Dinosaur footprint-shaped Moon crater 'is giant marijuana leaf fossil' - report

Dinosaur footprint-shaped Moon crater 'is giant marijuana leaf fossil' - report

Space - Did the Universe's founding fathers seed more than just humans during their insemination of our solar system? A new report this weekend from the Lunar Prospector mission's on-board gamma-ray spectrometer has found 'highly significant' new...

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Funny story: Shuttle Atlantis Lands For Last Time...Sent Back Up Again!

Shuttle Atlantis Lands For Last Time...Sent Back Up Again!

Space Shuttle Atlantis touched down safely after its final mission this morning - only to be turned around and sent back into space again! The touchdown at Kennedy Space Centre in Florida was supposed to have been the last act in the 30-year space...

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Funny story: Old Testament cemetery discovered on the dark side of the Moon

Old Testament cemetery discovered on the dark side of the Moon

Groom Lake, Nevada - There are unconfirmed reports this weekend that the Apollo space program was part of a 'massive cover-up' of Biblical prophets' graves discovered on the Moon's Sea of Tranquillity. Secret archive film footage from NASA's Roswe...

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