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Funny story: Fulham Boss Accuses Mancini

Fulham Boss Accuses Mancini

Fulham boss Mark Hughes has accused Manchester City manager Roberto Mancini of giving him a handshake that "lacked respect". The controversy took place at the end of the 1-1 draw at Eastlands that all but ended Man City's chances of the Premiershi...

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Funny story: Mancini Warns Of Kiev Threat

Mancini Warns Of Kiev Threat

Manchester City manager Roberto Mancini has issued a severe warning to all his players on the dangers of eating chicken kiev before a big match. The former Inter Milan boss is concerned that some players might not be able to properly digest the po...

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Funny story: Aris v City - Hundreds Demand Ticket Refunds

Aris v City - Hundreds Demand Ticket Refunds

Furious scenes in Salonika yesterday evening ahead of the Aris Salonika v Manchester City Europa League knockout round first leg tie, as hundreds of Aris fans angrily demanded ticket refunds. Apparently, the fans were labouring under the misapprehens...

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Funny story: Man City Fans Up In Arms

Man City Fans Up In Arms

Angry Manchester City fans are to organise a demonstration on Monday night against owners Abu Dhabi United Group . Unhappy supporters are planning to hold a large scale protest before the February 27th fixture against Fulham at the City of Manches...

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Funny story: Gay Man Stars In 'Rites Of Back Passage' Movie

Gay Man Stars In 'Rites Of Back Passage' Movie

A homosexual man from Manchester is the toast of the northwest tonight after the release of what has been described as the next Hollywood blockbuster movie about a homosexual whose emergence from Gay Boyhood into Gay Manhood is charted in the film, R...

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Funny story: City Legend Mike Summerbee In Sky Sports Meltdown

City Legend Mike Summerbee In Sky Sports Meltdown

Former Manchester City star Mike 'Tra-la-la-la' Summerbee had a Keeganesque few minutes today in the Sky Sports studio at Old Trafford following today's Manchester derby. Clearly disappointed, and exuding bitterness, the former City winger finally...

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Funny story: Rooney Wonder Goal Scuppers Sorry City

Rooney Wonder Goal Scuppers Sorry City

Manchester derby games are always tense and tightly contested affairs, and todays Old Trafford clash between the Londoners and their noisy neighbours did little to break the mould. City appeared to have a slight edge in the first half, playing ass...

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Funny story: Manchester City and Manchester United to merge

Manchester City and Manchester United to merge

Manchester City owner Sheikh Mansour announced today that he has bought Manchester United from the Glaziers. For many months the Manchester United supporters have been wearing green scarves to complain about the Glaziers takeover involving their £...

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Funny story: Man City's Mario Balotelli (who?) big mouth, big head, big wallet, big balls, pea brain!

Man City's Mario Balotelli (who?) big mouth, big head, big wallet, big balls, pea brain!

Manchester City's Italian motor-mouth has been telling the press about his opinions and man do they stink. This mega-mouthed Italian soccer player has won absolutely nothing in his career. OK last year his team Inter Milan won everything, but he w...

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Funny story: Craig Bellamy Boxing Academy Opens In Cardiff

Craig Bellamy Boxing Academy Opens In Cardiff

It's not often that footballers successfully make a switch between their chosen sport and boxing, but that is exactly what Cardiff City and Wales striker Craig Bellamy has done, after opening his very own brand new state-of-the-art boxing academy in...

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Funny story: Manchester City To Sell Entire Squad And Start All Over Again

Manchester City To Sell Entire Squad And Start All Over Again

The world's richest football club, Manchester City, have this morning announced that they are to sell their entire squad of players, and start all over again from the very beginning. Sky Blues manager Roberto Mancity told a news conference that, d...

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Funny story: Balotelli: "Make Me Captain and Let Tevez Rot in the Reserves"

Balotelli: "Make Me Captain and Let Tevez Rot in the Reserves"

Italian striker Mario Balotelli has boldly claimed he should be made Manchester City's new captain. With current captain Carlos Tevez looking for an escape route out of Eastlands the Bad Boy feels he's the man to lead City to glory - until June that...

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Funny story: Balotelli: "F*ck Off Carlos"

Balotelli: "F*ck Off Carlos"

Manchester City's wantaway ace striker Mario Balotelli has launched an unexpected verbal attack on club captain Carlos Tevez. Tevez recently announced that he wished to leave the club, and it would seem that this news has struck a nerve with Itali...

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Funny story: Man City linked with Arsenal toilet scrubber

Man City linked with Arsenal toilet scrubber

Manchester City have been linked with the woman who cleans the toilets at The Emirates Stadium. Mrs. Bankole, who arrived from Uganda in the summer, has been in impressive form of late. She recently managed to clean an entire cubicle to "a world...

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Funny story: Balotelli Announces Hardcore Gangsta Rap Debut

Balotelli Announces Hardcore Gangsta Rap Debut

Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli has given a date and track listing for his long awaited rap debut. He stated he's been able to finish the album over the past few months because of his suspension and "pretending to be injured". The bad b...

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Funny story: Balotelli Told to Fight for Place in Team, Punches Boateng in the Face

Balotelli Told to Fight for Place in Team, Punches Boateng in the Face

Manchester City Bad Boy Mario Balotelli has run into trouble again in his short yet controversial Manchester City career. In whats only going to further add to the unrest at Eastlands, Balotelli has reportedly punched team mate Jerome Boateng in t...

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Funny story: Balotelli Blasts "Money Hungry" City Team-mates

Balotelli Blasts "Money Hungry" City Team-mates

Italian international Mario Balotelli has sensationally blasted his Manchester City team mates. The self proclaimed "bad boy" claims that too many of his City team mates are at Eastlands for the wrong reasons, and he's definitely not one of them.

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