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Funny story: Tom Hicks: "...an organised conspiracy over many months...", Liverpool "...was swindled away from me in an epic swindle."

Tom Hicks: "...an organised conspiracy over many months...", Liverpool "...was swindled away from me in an epic swindle."

This was ANFIELD: Devastated Tom Hicks, the former Liverpool FC co-owner, who has been the victim of a 'conspiracy', has warned that the already protracted saga is not over and voiced his anger at the manner with which he lost control of the club, c...

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Funny story: Liverpool thrashed by Everton

Liverpool thrashed by Everton

It was a day nobody would forget. New owners. A new start in Liverpool history. And a game at Goodison Park to kick-start the new season. Just a shame nobody told the players. Typically, Hodgson had chosen all the right players in all the wr...

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Funny story: Slander and defamation as South Carolina satirist's name dragged through the mud in CIA torture flights fiasco

Slander and defamation as South Carolina satirist's name dragged through the mud in CIA torture flights fiasco

Liverpool - (Balls-Up and Bigfootie Mess): A South Carolina comedy writer has been horribly impugned by a leading UK weekend redtop over use of his private jet. Investigative satirist Morse - whose Offside Developments Corp recently paid £300 mill...

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Funny story: Liverpool Red Sox Deal Signed: On to the World Series!

Liverpool Red Sox Deal Signed: On to the World Series!

In a contentious block buster deal, the storied Liverpool Premier League Team was finally sold to the sporting group that owns the financially successful Boston Red Sox for a little over $476 million, just enough to bail out the Bank of Scotland who...

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Funny story: Fellaini out with hair ache

Fellaini out with hair ache

Everton midfielder Marouane Fellaini has been ruled out for a week with hair ache so will miss this weekend's Merseyside derby at home to Liverpool. Apparently Fellaini was taking an unusual trip the the hairdressers for a trim, where unfortunatel...

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Funny story: Can Liverpool survive?

Can Liverpool survive?

As the seagulls soar over the River Mersey and the clouds billow in the wind, the great city of Liverpool is facing possible extinction. Cilla Black has appealed to the referee but he took no notice. 'What a carry on' she said 'how can they let Li...

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Funny story: Liverpool To Be Nationalized

Liverpool To Be Nationalized

Liverpool Football Club, who are in a right sticky mess at the moment, are to be nationalized, says a statement released by the government this morning. Nationalization is the process of taking an industry or assets into the public ownership of a…

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Funny story: The Kop is a flop

The Kop is a flop

Liverpool FC have been forced to remove the "FC" as they are technically not good enough to be labelled a Football Club. The owners - God only knows who they are at the moment - are being forced to change the name to 'Pool SL - Sunday League, and...

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Funny story: Chinese judge rules sale of Liverpool must not go ahead

Chinese judge rules sale of Liverpool must not go ahead

Hicks and Gillett have now secured the backing of a Chinese judge to stop the sale of their football club. The two yanks fearful their Texan judge will fail have started to seek help elsewhere. The senior judge Mr Yang Shang Po said today that he...

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Funny story: Liverpool go to Extra Time

Liverpool go to Extra Time

A dramatic goal in injury time meant Liverpool had to go into extra time against their American owners, before they can be owned by other Americans. Shaun Gilette, one of the owners struggling to maintain power realises that his injury time goal w...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle In For Liverpool?

Susan Boyle In For Liverpool?

Liverpool Football Club, the once-mighty conquerors of Europe, the team that swept all before it during the late 1970s, and all through the 1980s, the magnificent organisation that gave us Bill Shankly, Bob Paisley, Kenny Dalglish, Kevin Keegan and E...

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Funny story: New owners of Liverpool FC demand that the club must be renamed!

New owners of Liverpool FC demand that the club must be renamed!

Billionaire bidders lining up to buy one of England's most famous "footy" clubs are in solidarity about one thing, the name Liverpool FC must go! Liverpool, Scousers, Wayne Rooney, Ringo Starr, Granny Shaggers and Gerry & the Pacemakers (he ne...

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Funny story: Yanks Go Home!

Yanks Go Home!

Liverpool Football club appears to have finally shaken the predatory American owners off their backs. The Yanks Go Home pressure has finally paid off. However, Merseyside was plunged into new despair on the news that the new owners will be America...

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Funny story: Harry Redknapp has utmost sympathy for the Liverpool's owners, George Gillett and Tom Hicks

Harry Redknapp has utmost sympathy for the Liverpool's owners, George Gillett and Tom Hicks

This was Anfield, LIVERPOOL: To consternation on Merseyside, Harry Redknapp has written in their 'favourite' paper, that that he has "...utmost sympathy for the Reds' owners, George Gillett and Tom Hicks." Harry Redknapp, in his own words about L...

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Funny story: Liverpool and Everton to merge?

Liverpool and Everton to merge?

The new owners of Liverpool FC have noted that the fan base for the club is not as large as it could be, and have put this down to there being another Premiership club just across the park from Anfield. "We have put an offer in to buy Evertone," s...

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Funny story: Liverpool Are Shit

Liverpool Are Shit

Liverpool Football Club, the once-proud Red crusaders, who, after beating all other teams into submission on the domestic front, sallied forth into mainland Europe, conquered all pretenders to their throne and became the envy of the footballing world...

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Funny story: Liverpool new owners seeking fresh "Korea" move.

Liverpool new owners seeking fresh "Korea" move.

Rejoice Liverpool fans. Your anguishes could soon be over, following the board accepting a new offer from an unknown investor. The North Korean investor, Kim Jong-Un, was rewarded with his promotion recently to have a kitty of 500 million British...

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