Liverpool players and staff were pleased to get away from Naples with a 0-0 draw - and their lives - last night. The match against Napoli in the Europa League went ahead despite a number of Reds fans being attacked and hospitalised with serious in...
The KOP, This was ANFIELD, Liverpool: Despite losing to their local rivals Everton and being second to bottom of the Premier League, Roy of the Poolers refuses to panic, as noted in his recent statement; "I don't think it is a crisis. I thought t...
Reports coming in suggest that Boston Red Sox owner John W Henry is to sell his controlling stake in Liverpool Football Club, and is reportedly extremely irate that he appears to have been suckered and sold a dud. Henry, who was at Goodison Park o...
This was ANFIELD: Devastated Tom Hicks, the former Liverpool FC co-owner, who has been the victim of a 'conspiracy', has warned that the already protracted saga is not over and voiced his anger at the manner with which he lost control of the club, c...
It was a day nobody would forget. New owners. A new start in Liverpool history. And a game at Goodison Park to kick-start the new season. Just a shame nobody told the players. Typically, Hodgson had chosen all the right players in all the wr...
Liverpool - (Balls-Up and Bigfootie Mess): A South Carolina comedy writer has been horribly impugned by a leading UK weekend redtop over use of his private jet. Investigative satirist Morse - whose Offside Developments Corp recently paid £300 mill...
In a contentious block buster deal, the storied Liverpool Premier League Team was finally sold to the sporting group that owns the financially successful Boston Red Sox for a little over $476 million, just enough to bail out the Bank of Scotland who...
Everton midfielder Marouane Fellaini has been ruled out for a week with hair ache so will miss this weekend's Merseyside derby at home to Liverpool. Apparently Fellaini was taking an unusual trip the the hairdressers for a trim, where unfortunatel...
As the seagulls soar over the River Mersey and the clouds billow in the wind, the great city of Liverpool is facing possible extinction. Cilla Black has appealed to the referee but he took no notice. 'What a carry on' she said 'how can they let Li...
Liverpool Football Club, who are in a right sticky mess at the moment, are to be nationalized, says a statement released by the government this morning. Nationalization is the process of taking an industry or assets into the public ownership of a…
Liverpool FC have been forced to remove the "FC" as they are technically not good enough to be labelled a Football Club. The owners - God only knows who they are at the moment - are being forced to change the name to 'Pool SL - Sunday League, and...
Hicks and Gillett have now secured the backing of a Chinese judge to stop the sale of their football club. The two yanks fearful their Texan judge will fail have started to seek help elsewhere. The senior judge Mr Yang Shang Po said today that he...
A dramatic goal in injury time meant Liverpool had to go into extra time against their American owners, before they can be owned by other Americans. Shaun Gilette, one of the owners struggling to maintain power realises that his injury time goal w...
Liverpool Football Club, the once-mighty conquerors of Europe, the team that swept all before it during the late 1970s, and all through the 1980s, the magnificent organisation that gave us Bill Shankly, Bob Paisley, Kenny Dalglish, Kevin Keegan and E...
Billionaire bidders lining up to buy one of England's most famous "footy" clubs are in solidarity about one thing, the name Liverpool FC must go! Liverpool, Scousers, Wayne Rooney, Ringo Starr, Granny Shaggers and Gerry & the Pacemakers (he ne...
Liverpool Football club appears to have finally shaken the predatory American owners off their backs. The Yanks Go Home pressure has finally paid off. However, Merseyside was plunged into new despair on the news that the new owners will be America...
This was Anfield, LIVERPOOL: To consternation on Merseyside, Harry Redknapp has written in their 'favourite' paper, that that he has "...utmost sympathy for the Reds' owners, George Gillett and Tom Hicks." Harry Redknapp, in his own words about L...
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