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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Says She Is Absolutely Furious At The Judge For Sentencing Her To Prison - Well Duh!

Lindsay Lohan Says She Is Absolutely Furious At The Judge For Sentencing Her To Prison - Well Duh!

LOS ANGELES - Hollywood starlet-spoiled brat Lindsay Lohan told her attorney Shawtessa "Jolly" Holley that she does not appreciate the fact that Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Stephanie "The Shark" Sautner has sentenced her to 120 days in Prison.

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Is Not Even In Prison Yet And She Is Already Winning Lustfully Decadent Awards

Lindsay Lohan Is Not Even In Prison Yet And She Is Already Winning Lustfully Decadent Awards

LOS ANGELES - Superior Court Judge Stephanie "The Shark" Sautner has said that she is fed up with the irresponsible arrogant antics of Hollywood starlet Lindsay Lohan. And as a result she has sentenced Miss Lohan to serve 120 days, or 4 months, whichever comes first, in L.A.'s infamous Zsa Zsa Gabor Prison For Women. Lohan sat quietly in her chair and could be heard asking her attorney Shawn...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Arrested Again - You Won't Believe What She Stole This Time!

Lindsay Lohan Arrested Again - You Won't Believe What She Stole This Time!

The Venice Police department announced the arrest of Lindsay Lohan for the theft of Kim Kardashian's vagina! Apparently, Lindsay Lohan and Kim Kardashian were partying hard at Lohan's beach house in Venice. The next morning, Kim Kardashian, woke...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan To Do Community Service at the L.A. Morgue

Lindsay Lohan To Do Community Service at the L.A. Morgue

Los Angelos- A judge told Lindsay Lohan on Friday she was no longer going to get off easy, she was sentenced to 120 days community service with the L.A. County Morgue. Said Judge Saunter, who admitted not knowing who Lohan was before the case, "I...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen, Rob Pattinson, and Kristen Stewart To Begin Filming "Tiger Blood Boy - The Winning Warlock of The West"

Charlie Sheen, Rob Pattinson, and Kristen Stewart To Begin Filming "Tiger Blood Boy - The Winning Warlock of The West"

LOS ANGELES - Charlie "Space Traveler" Sheen and Twilight stars Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have met with famed producer Bandini Borrapelli and have agreed to star in the science fiction - spy thriller Tiger Blood Boy - The Winning Warlock of T...

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Funny story: Jon Cryer Announces He Will Be Directing Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan, and Bristol Palin In The Film "The Spoiled Circus Brats"

Jon Cryer Announces He Will Be Directing Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan, and Bristol Palin In The Film "The Spoiled Circus Brats"

HOLLYWOOD - Actor Jon Cryer, former cast member on television's number one situation comedy Two and A Half Men, until Charlie "Tiger Blood Boy" Sheen messed up that little 'gold mine' of a show all to hell, will be stepping into the director's chair.

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Squashes The Rancho Cucamonga Menage-A-Trois Rumors Regarding Him, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan

Charlie Sheen Squashes The Rancho Cucamonga Menage-A-Trois Rumors Regarding Him, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan

LA BREA, California - Three of Hollywood's "Baddies" were seen putting away a couple of pitchers of beer down at The La Brea Tar Pits Diner. Charlie "Showless" Sheen was wearing a T-shirt with his new slogan which reads "Winning" on the front and...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Dad Arrested in West Hollywood For Being Lindsay Lohan's Dad!

Lindsay Lohan's Dad Arrested in West Hollywood For Being Lindsay Lohan's Dad!

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The father of one of Hollywood's most troubled little divas, Lindsay Lohan has stated that he wants to be given power of attorney in order to control the millions of dollars that his daughter has in her checking account. Michael L...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Wants To Open Up Her Own Rehab Clinic

Lindsay Lohan Wants To Open Up Her Own Rehab Clinic

HOLLYWOOD - Lindsay Lohan says that she has learned her lesson and hopes to get back on the right track and leave the world of booze, drugs, lesbian nudity, suggestive finger nail messaging, and necklace stealing behind her. The much troubled actr...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Has Told Cheryl Cole He Wants Lindsay Lohan To Be An "X-Factor" Judge So Bad He Can Taste Her (Ah Make That Taste It)

Simon Cowell Has Told Cheryl Cole He Wants Lindsay Lohan To Be An "X-Factor" Judge So Bad He Can Taste Her (Ah Make That Taste It)

HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell the CEO of 19th Hole Productions, which owns American Idol, So You Think You Can Dance, Britain's Got Talent, England's X-Factor, and The Stand Up Comedians Rehab has expressed to Cheryl Cole that he would love to have Lindsa...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan Form new Labor Union

Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan Form new Labor Union

Beverly Hills, CA - Charlie Sheen has done it again. Just when you think his last play has been revealed, he produces another trick. Today he announced that, in partnership with Lindsey Lohan and Robert Downey Jr., a new labor union "SSAG" (Screwed-u...

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Funny story: Ricky Gervais Wants To Go Out On A Date With Lindsay Lohan And Sample What Her Mama Gave Her

Ricky Gervais Wants To Go Out On A Date With Lindsay Lohan And Sample What Her Mama Gave Her

DES MOINES, Iowa - Comedian Ricky Gervais was in Iowa speaking at the annual convention of The Iowa Corn Casserole Council. Gervais, was a big hit at this year's Golden Globe Award Show where he skewered everyone from Johnny Depp and Angelina Joli...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Opts to Spend Time at Charlie Sheen's Recovery Center

Lindsay Lohan Opts to Spend Time at Charlie Sheen's Recovery Center

Lindsay Lohan appeared before Judge Keith Schwartz in Los Angeles today to find out whether or not she'll be going to jail on charges of stealing a $2500 necklace or if she'll be granted a new trial before another judge. While her attorneys asked...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Vows To Put The Lap Dances, The Bongs, and The Commando Underwear Behind Her

Miley Cyrus Vows To Put The Lap Dances, The Bongs, and The Commando Underwear Behind Her

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus has made a promise to her father, her mother, her business manager, and her fans. She texted them all telling them that she has seen the light and that she realizes that she is a role model and as such she has to act l...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Steals Diamond-Studded Socks

Lindsay Lohan Steals Diamond-Studded Socks

Lindsay Lohan is yet again in hot water, this time for stealing a $2,000 pair of black diamond-studded silk socks from Kinesha's Diamond Studding Studio on Rodeo Drive. Kinesha DeJuan Washington is the owner of the upscale diamond studding store and...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan Get Busy!

Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan Get Busy!

A lucrative new deal between two of Hollywood's most controversial stars has been announced today. Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan have signed a multimillion dollar deal with Laughing in Purgatory Entertainment Inc (LiP Inc) to create the next genera...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga & Lindsay Lohan to do Movie, "Stewball"

Lady Gaga & Lindsay Lohan to do Movie, "Stewball"

A new comedy about Stewball the Race Horse (song) is in the works according to "The Hollywood Word" that went on the stands this morning. Despite her legal troubles, actress Lindsay Lohan has agreed to co-star in the musical comedy with Lady Gaga.

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