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Funny story: Charlotte Church is being stalked by a man-hungry lesbian

Charlotte Church is being stalked by a man-hungry lesbian

In a recent interview Charlotte Church describes how she lived in terror of being attacked by a man hungry lesbian stalker. The pregnant star that has a daughter named Ruby with life-long partner Gavin Henson is reportedly planning to hire full-t...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson takes break from men, calls Lindsay Loham for advice

Jessica Simpson takes break from men, calls Lindsay Loham for advice

Jessica Simpson, the gal guys love to hate, is taking a break from the dating scene, so say friends close to the silly bitch. "She wants to know what it is about her that repels men," said one BFF. Following her much publicized break up wit...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson's Old Girlfriend Is Attacked

Robert Pattinson's Old Girlfriend Is Attacked

Robert Pattinson's old girlfriend Melissa Huckaby, who sang the song "I'm every woman" by Witney Huston in the Tyra Banks show, is violently attacked in prison by man hungry lesbians. In a television interview Melisa Huckaby claims she was brutal...

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Funny story: Gay Organization Founder Kevin Jennings Thrilled At Education Department Appointment

Gay Organization Founder Kevin Jennings Thrilled At Education Department Appointment

Kevin Jennings, founder of the Gay, Lesbian, and Straight Education Network (GLSEN) is thrilled by his appointment by the Secretary of Education to serve as Assistant Deputy Secretary for the Office of Safe and Drug Free Schools. Jennings, who has t...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie is compromised in lesbian love affair

Angelina Jolie is compromised in lesbian love affair

In a statement to reporters, Jenny Shimizu, Angelina Jolie's old lesbian flame, says she forced Angelina Jolie to play the role of a man during their ten year lesbian affair. According to Jenny Shimizu, Angelina Jolie is an unbelievable butch lov...

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Funny story: Velma From Scooby Doo: "I'm A Lesbian"

Velma From Scooby Doo: "I'm A Lesbian"

Velma from Scooby Doo has finally come clean about her sexuality in a revealing interview with Dyke magazine. "I'm a lesbian and proud", reveals Velma, who has retired from private investigation to focus on her acting career, admitting that she ho...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton invites Miley Cyrus to a celebrity sleep over

Paris Hilton invites Miley Cyrus to a celebrity sleep over

Following an evening out with Paris Hilton, Miley Cyrus was spotted braving the snow all bundled up as she left Paris Hilton's New York City apartment this afternoon after a celibrity sleep over. Dressed in casual garb, Miley did her best to go wi...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan dates Peppermint Patty - Marcie devastated!

Lindsay Lohan dates Peppermint Patty - Marcie devastated!

Lindsay Lohan, 22 has started dating Peanuts actress Peppermint Patty, much to the horror of her life long partner Marcie. Marcie, has been following the gravel-voiced, sandal-wearing Peppermint Patty around for years; calling her 'sir' and being...

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Funny story: Amazon denies ban of gay and lesbian books

Amazon denies ban of gay and lesbian books

Amazon has denied banning gay and lesbian books from its searches and best-seller lists. The on-line retailer has issued a statement saying that the removal of these books, along with thousands of others designated as 'Adult' by Amazon, was a mistak...

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Funny story: Lesbians to double in number by 2070

Lesbians to double in number by 2070

In another world exclusive, Professor Phil Myars of Wigan University granted me a preview of his latest alarming study due to be published in the Lancet later this week. The respected professor and his team predict that the number of Lesbians in the...

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Funny story: Iceland's New Prime Minister Is Openly Gay

Iceland's New Prime Minister Is Openly Gay

REYKJAVICH, Iceland - Johanna Sigurdardottir, 66, has just become Iceland's new prime minister and the world's first openly gay leader. Iceland's previous Prime Minister Geir Haarde resigned on January 26, amid Iceland's tumultuous political turm...

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Funny story: Lesbian Polar Bears?

Lesbian Polar Bears?

HOKKAIDO, Japan - Zookeepers at The Kushiro Municipal Zoo in Hokkaido, Japan were puzzled as to why a polar bear couple would not mate. Zoo officials said, "We just did not know why it was, but the chemistry in the romance department was just not...

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Funny story: DeGeneres, O'Donnell, and Etheridge Buy JetBlue; rebrand as JetLavender

DeGeneres, O'Donnell, and Etheridge Buy JetBlue; rebrand as JetLavender

NEW HAVEN, Connecticut - A Connecticut judge has ruled that gay couples can now legally marry in the 'Nutmeg' state. The ruling is a victory for gay marriage advocates who were disappointed by the California referendum that banned same-sex unions...

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Funny story: Gay Irish Pub Launches Contest for New Name

Gay Irish Pub Launches Contest for New Name

Replacing what was a landmark public house to the local community of Castletroy outside of Limerick, Ireland, owners of the former McAllister's Brass Rail Pub are searching for a new pub name. Taking advantage of the growing population of alternativ...

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Funny story: Thespians targeted by Church of England

Thespians targeted by Church of England

Not content with targeting gay people (sometimes called lesbians or homosexuals) the Church of England is now targeting thespians throughout the country. Archbishop Richard Head - Dick to his friends - of Telford has condemned thespians throughout...

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Funny story: Australian Sex Slave Keeps Extended Family Close at Hand!

Australian Sex Slave Keeps Extended Family Close at Hand!

Adelaide, Australia/ Lesbian Times - A free lance writer with dual citizenship in this country and the UK claims he was held captive by a band of Lesbians in this small town and forced to father over 30 children in a 2 week span. The unnamed spe...

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Funny story: Ed-E-torial 26: Miss Piggy Bi, Lynne Spears Mom of the Year And Richard Gere Goes Bollywood

Ed-E-torial 26: Miss Piggy Bi, Lynne Spears Mom of the Year And Richard Gere Goes Bollywood

(New York--New York) Publishing giant Random House today announced the title of Lynne Spears, mother to Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears, new book on parenting, "I'm O.K, My Kids' Suck!" (New Dehli--India) An Indian court has suspended an arrest warrant against Richard Gere for publicly kissing a Bollywood actress. Reacting to the sudden dismissal, the Buddhist "American Giglio"'s ex-wife, Cindy...

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