In a recent interview Charlotte Church describes how she lived in terror of being attacked by a man hungry lesbian stalker. The pregnant star that has a daughter named Ruby with life-long partner Gavin Henson is reportedly planning to hire full-t...
Jessica Simpson, the gal guys love to hate, is taking a break from the dating scene, so say friends close to the silly bitch. "She wants to know what it is about her that repels men," said one BFF. Following her much publicized break up wit...
Robert Pattinson's old girlfriend Melissa Huckaby, who sang the song "I'm every woman" by Witney Huston in the Tyra Banks show, is violently attacked in prison by man hungry lesbians. In a television interview Melisa Huckaby claims she was brutal...
Kevin Jennings, founder of the Gay, Lesbian, and Straight Education Network (GLSEN) is thrilled by his appointment by the Secretary of Education to serve as Assistant Deputy Secretary for the Office of Safe and Drug Free Schools. Jennings, who has t...
In a statement to reporters, Jenny Shimizu, Angelina Jolie's old lesbian flame, says she forced Angelina Jolie to play the role of a man during their ten year lesbian affair. According to Jenny Shimizu, Angelina Jolie is an unbelievable butch lov...
Velma from Scooby Doo has finally come clean about her sexuality in a revealing interview with Dyke magazine. "I'm a lesbian and proud", reveals Velma, who has retired from private investigation to focus on her acting career, admitting that she ho...
Following an evening out with Paris Hilton, Miley Cyrus was spotted braving the snow all bundled up as she left Paris Hilton's New York City apartment this afternoon after a celibrity sleep over. Dressed in casual garb, Miley did her best to go wi...
Lindsay Lohan, 22 has started dating Peanuts actress Peppermint Patty, much to the horror of her life long partner Marcie. Marcie, has been following the gravel-voiced, sandal-wearing Peppermint Patty around for years; calling her 'sir' and being...
Amazon has denied banning gay and lesbian books from its searches and best-seller lists. The on-line retailer has issued a statement saying that the removal of these books, along with thousands of others designated as 'Adult' by Amazon, was a mistak...
In another world exclusive, Professor Phil Myars of Wigan University granted me a preview of his latest alarming study due to be published in the Lancet later this week. The respected professor and his team predict that the number of Lesbians in the...
REYKJAVICH, Iceland - Johanna Sigurdardottir, 66, has just become Iceland's new prime minister and the world's first openly gay leader. Iceland's previous Prime Minister Geir Haarde resigned on January 26, amid Iceland's tumultuous political turm...
HOKKAIDO, Japan - Zookeepers at The Kushiro Municipal Zoo in Hokkaido, Japan were puzzled as to why a polar bear couple would not mate. Zoo officials said, "We just did not know why it was, but the chemistry in the romance department was just not...
NEW HAVEN, Connecticut - A Connecticut judge has ruled that gay couples can now legally marry in the 'Nutmeg' state. The ruling is a victory for gay marriage advocates who were disappointed by the California referendum that banned same-sex unions...
Replacing what was a landmark public house to the local community of Castletroy outside of Limerick, Ireland, owners of the former McAllister's Brass Rail Pub are searching for a new pub name. Taking advantage of the growing population of alternativ...
Not content with targeting gay people (sometimes called lesbians or homosexuals) the Church of England is now targeting thespians throughout the country. Archbishop Richard Head - Dick to his friends - of Telford has condemned thespians throughout...
Adelaide, Australia/ Lesbian Times - A free lance writer with dual citizenship in this country and the UK claims he was held captive by a band of Lesbians in this small town and forced to father over 30 children in a 2 week span. The unnamed spe...
(New York--New York) Publishing giant Random House today announced the title of Lynne Spears, mother to Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears, new book on parenting, "I'm O.K, My Kids' Suck!" (New Dehli--India) An Indian court has suspended an arrest warrant against Richard Gere for publicly kissing a Bollywood actress. Reacting to the sudden dismissal, the Buddhist "American Giglio"'s ex-wife, Cindy...
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