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Funny story: Fabio Capello Speaks English Better Than Geordies

Fabio Capello Speaks English Better Than Geordies

Fabio Capello, the England football manager, now speaks English to a better standard than many native-born UK residents, according to me.

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Funny story: Nintendo saves the verb

Nintendo saves the verb

Verbs, those 'doing words' shunned by couch potatoes and politicians alike, have been rescued from extinction by the advent of the Nintendo Wii (or Wi-aye as they are known in Newcastle).

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Funny story: British Regional Accents Abolished

British Regional Accents Abolished

As from today, the Labour government has made British regional accents illegal. All speaking in silly dialects will be oot the windae, tha knaws, and if ya dinnae like it then it's a Weegie kiss from Glesgae, ya bam.

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Funny story: Teen Uses Complete Words When Texting

Teen Uses Complete Words When Texting

Racine, WI - In what appears to be a first since cell phone services began offering a 'texting' feature, a teenager has been found to have been sending messages composed of complete English words and sentences.

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Funny story: American Illiteracy Highest in Five Decade Report Find

American Illiteracy Highest in Five Decade Report Find

WASHINGTon, DC - According to an alarming report issued by the U.s. Department of Education Wenesday, allmost 25 percent of all Americans adults is illiterate, a five dekade high,...

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Funny story: TheSpoof.com Introduces Words4pics

TheSpoof.com Introduces Words4pics

Foto fanatics claim that a picture is worth a thousand words and McLuhanesque mediasperts have pushed the picture as the new language. Online publication TheSpoof.com which deals mostly in verbiage with only a few rather old and worn out fotos and not a video in sight has decided to take startling fotos, not show them and then describe them in vivid detail.

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Funny story: It's Official: Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit Has Nineteen E's

It's Official: Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit Has Nineteen E's

SYDNEY- Top linguists from the English-speaking world convened in Sydney, Australia on Monday and reached a difficult consensus regarding the proper spelling of...

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Funny story: English comma to be replaced

English comma to be replaced

As part of its annual review of the ever evolving English language, a spokesperson for the Oxford English Dictionary (OED) has announced that the word 'Yaknow' is to be added to the next edition.

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Funny story: Britain to Export Adjectives to the United States

Britain to Export Adjectives to the United States

British Minister of State for Trade, Investment and Foreign Affairs Ian McCartney announced that Britain has begun exporting adjectives to the United States.

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Funny story: Bargainous!

Bargainous!

Mark Lowton, sainted editor and head-honcho of well regarded spoof website, TheSpoof.com is to make history, with a new word in the Oxford English Dictionary.

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Funny story: British Anagram Society is Extremely 'On A Deny' (Annoyed)

British Anagram Society is Extremely 'On A Deny' (Annoyed)

The British Anagram Society today issued a tumult aim (ultimatum) to the country's sorted stress crow (crossword setters) to stop taking anagrams so cop yell met (completely) for granted.

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Funny story: Irony Discovered in Alabama

Irony Discovered in Alabama

The word "IRONY", thought to have been lost from the American vocabulary forever, was today discovered under a small filing cabinet at the state book depository in Fife, Alabama.

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Funny story: Linguists Find Children Love to Say: OBAMA!

Linguists Find Children Love to Say: OBAMA!

US linguists have discovered that children across the US are surprising their families with the precocious pronunciation of the Democratic leading candidate, Obama.

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Breaks "Erm" Record

Wayne Rooney Breaks "Erm" Record

Wayne Rooney, the erm Manchester United and erm England striker, has entered the Record Books again by shattering the World Erm-saying Record, breaking the existing total set by Simon Jack in 1978.

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Funny story: English language reaches three millionth word mark!

English language reaches three millionth word mark!

Yesterday, the UK Government officially welcomed the word 'Celebutante' into the English language by presenting it with the prestigious Wow-a-new-Word award.

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Funny story: Grammar Correction Man Beaten To Death

Grammar Correction Man Beaten To Death

Police today revealed that a 27 year old English teacher has been beaten to death by the checkout staff at a supermarket in Guildford, Surrey.

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Funny story: White House Says: Old Hard ONS Gone!

White House Says: Old Hard ONS Gone!

With judges breathing down the necks of White House IT techs in search of the millions of possible lost emails, the White House revealed that old hard ONS (official nomenclature systems) have been discarded.

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