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Funny story: Labour MP resigns for not fiddling expenses

Labour MP resigns for not fiddling expenses

In a major shock today, one Labour MP was forced to resign after admitting that he hadn't fiddled his expenses claims. The MP for Sunderland North by North-West, Sir Reginald Lea-Perrins, said: 'I admit I simply couldn't go on, having to face up t...

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Funny story: A happy ending to the MP's expenses row

A happy ending to the MP's expenses row

The husband of Home Secretary Jaquie Smith, is trying alternative therapies in a desperate bid to break his addiction to watching porn at the taxpayers expense. Apparently, he has been seen making frequent visits to the Ho Li Titwank oriental mass...

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Funny story: Harriet Harmon changes mind about Labour leadership again

Harriet Harmon changes mind about Labour leadership again

Harriet Harmon, the Minister for Alliterated Names, has again changed her mind about becoming party leader, proving that Labour used to be indecisive, but now its not too sure. It seems that some newspapers, especially the Daily Torygraph, declare...

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Funny story: David Cameron helps out in a soup kitchen

David Cameron helps out in a soup kitchen

The leader of the official opposition, David Cameron, today tried to gain a few more political points and push him towards securing the next general election. David Cameron, the Leader of the Conservative party, was seen helping in Hackney, Londo...

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Funny story: Tony Blair to make Labour Party comeback

Tony Blair to make Labour Party comeback

Tony Blair is planning to make a suprise, yet glorious, return to the UK Labour Party. A close friend of the former Prime Minister described how "Tony is livid with the state of both the party and the country overall. When he left everything was...

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Funny story: Hollywood backs Harriet Harman to lead Labour Party

Hollywood backs Harriet Harman to lead Labour Party

A number of Hollywood stars have come out in favour of Harriet Harman MP, should there be any leadership contest in the troubled Labour Party. Although she is adamant that she is behind the current Prime Minister Gordon Brown, a number of rumours...

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Funny story: Government minister: "I've just realised we're a bit shit, really"

Government minister: "I've just realised we're a bit shit, really"

Hazel Bleuughs, minister for patronising and talking down to the masses launched a savage attack on PM Gordon Brown this weekend for being, "useless, out of touch and just utterly rubbish, frankly". However, she later backed down saying that this was...

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Funny story: Charities Call for Better Mental Health Provision

Charities Call for Better Mental Health Provision

Mental health charities have called for a radical shake-up of community support provision, after a report released over the weekend showed that mental health issues in the UK are considerably more widespread than originally believed. The calls com...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown Quits The Labour Party

Gordon Brown Quits The Labour Party

Gordon Brown has quit the Labour Party. He wrote to his constituency party outlining his reasons for such an action. In the letter Brown speaks of the feeling of 'betrayal'. "The Labour Party no longer has the same values as when I first joined it...

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Funny story: Alice Mahon quits Labour Party

Alice Mahon quits Labour Party

Former MP Alice Mahon, 87, has quit the labour party today having "blooming well had enough of it all". The former MP, 89, has originally stepped down as MP after describing Tony Blair as a "berk" however agreed to remain in the actual labour part...

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Funny story: New Poll Gives Labour Shock Lead

New Poll Gives Labour Shock Lead

In a recent poll carried out in my house, Labour showed a shock 100% lead over the Conseravtive party. In a secret poll amongst 100% of the voting age population in my house, both the voters suggested they would be voting Labour in any up coming e...

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Funny story: Labourlist Reveal New Editor

Labourlist Reveal New Editor

Following the Labour Party's distancing of themselves from Derek Draper in the wake of the 'Smeargate' scandal, left-wing blog LabourList has announced that it is to take on a new editor. In a shock development, the site's backers announced this m...

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Funny story: Budget betting scandal

Budget betting scandal

The story of a bizarre betting scandal around next Wednesday's Budget speech is emerging this morning. Bookmakers are reporting 'unusual betting trends' after several thousand pounds has been wagered on Chancellor of the Exchequer Alistair Darling sa...

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Funny story: Those Labour emails and blogs revealed

Those Labour emails and blogs revealed

The true extent and contents of the emails and blogs by Damian McOmen of the Labour party were revealed earlier today. Mr McOmen has retired from politics as a result. The Prime Minister was first in to apologies saying that it was actually not a...

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Funny story: Home Sexcretary In Virgin Porn Cash Swindle

Home Sexcretary In Virgin Porn Cash Swindle

Jaqui Splff, Home Sexcretary, has been involved in yet another scandal. It seems that her husband has been sitting at home (one of their homes) and has been indulging in some pocket billiards. Obviously being the spouse of a cabinet minister can be l...

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Funny story: The Secret History of New Labour

The Secret History of New Labour

Following the excesses of the Hard-Line Labour movement post 1979, and successive Election defeats under Michael Foot and Neil Kinnock, a growing faction within Labour realised that without change they would be relegated to a footnote in political history. EARLY DAYS The movement, meeting in secret under the guise of Commons committees, called itself the Guardians of International Truth and...

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Funny story: Stink over "New Labour Pig" in second homes scandal. Third little piggy caught with their snout in the trough.

Stink over "New Labour Pig" in second homes scandal. Third little piggy caught with their snout in the trough.

Greg Hands, a shadow Treasury minister made a formal complaint against Tony McNulty, the government work, and pensions pig. The shadow treasury piggy claimed that: "£60,000 of taxpayers' swill has been scoffed in expenses at Mr McNulty's parents...

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