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Funny story: Parents Television Council Shows its True Skin

Parents Television Council Shows its True Skin

Los Angeles, January 23, 2011. On Thursday, the Parents Television Council issued a warning about the Viacom/MTV series Skins. It concluded: "Skins may well be the most dangerous television show for children that we have ever seen." I rushed right over to the PTC office to interview two of its Board members, Neon J. Vile, Chairman, and Wanky H. Borker, Token Female. When I was shown in, both we...

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Funny story: West Virginia, Kentucky, Tennessee & Arkansas Outlaw Brother/Sister Marriages

West Virginia, Kentucky, Tennessee & Arkansas Outlaw Brother/Sister Marriages

While gay people cannot marry in any of these states, all four have been allowing marriages within their own families, a tradition handed down from when there WERE no other people around within 50 miles to marry. "We thought it over and since we c...

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Funny story: John has Semen Transplant Child

John has Semen Transplant Child

John John and his husband Fred Furnish revealed today they are expecting their first child. John, who had a hair transplant in the 70's, told journalists he was forced to undergo a semen transplant enthusiastically donated by his close friend Gra...

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Funny story: Katie Holmes 'Devastated' Over Reports Suri Suing for' Divorce', Her own Penthouse, Separate Maintenance and Nanny Support!

Katie Holmes 'Devastated' Over Reports Suri Suing for' Divorce', Her own Penthouse, Separate Maintenance and Nanny Support!

On the eve of her 32nd birthday, Katie Holmes is said to be 'shocked and shaken' after she and husband Tom Cruise, 48, were served with separation papers served by their 4 year old daughter's solicitor! Suri, age 4, is said to be determined to sta...

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Funny story: Met find shotgun in children's play park in Hackney

Met find shotgun in children's play park in Hackney

A working shotgun has been found hidden in a children's play park in east London, it has emerged. Police, responding to a tip-off, used a metal detector and sniffer dog to search the Apples and Pears play area in the park on Pearson Street, Hackne...

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Funny story: Children Found to be World's Greatest Cause of Death

Children Found to be World's Greatest Cause of Death

They are cute. They are cuddly. They drain your energy and finances. They are children and, according to researchers at the Fresno University of Nanite, Kinesiology, and Youth Studies, they are, directly and indirectly, the leading cause of death wor...

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Funny story: Teenagers Found on Island

Teenagers Found on Island

Starving teenagers have been found on a small island off the coast of New Zealand where they were wrecked in a gale. They had been living on coconuts for many days and were slowly starving. 'This is just what we need' declared Prince Philip from t...

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Funny story: Adolescent Boys to Take Vengence on Image-Ruining Child Groomers

Adolescent Boys to Take Vengence on Image-Ruining Child Groomers

BIRMINGHAM - A new report out yesterday finds that most child-trafficking and child-prostitution is carried out by pimps as young as 16. "This is messing up the image of young adult males," said John Cooper. "They hear 'child groomer', and then th...

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Funny story: Children demanding new names

Children demanding new names

Teenagers around the world are demanding to change their names from those given them by their parents. "My parents gave me a girl's name," explained one boy. "I lost count of the number of times I've been beaten up for being named Francis," he ple...

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Funny story: Unhappy Kids Turn To Sex And Alcohol

Unhappy Kids Turn To Sex And Alcohol

A new study among 11 to 14 year olds has found that unhappiness at school can lead to an increase in sexual activity and a heavy dependence on alcohol. The survey discovered that 96% of children who described school as 'moderately tedious' went on...

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Funny story: Children's Entertainer arrested

Children's Entertainer arrested

Rosso Naso, a Children's Entertainer from Basingstoke has been arrested today after admitting that he liked children. "It's disgusting," said local mum, Samantha Panther. "Grown men shouldn't be allowed into a profession where they have contact wi...

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Funny story: Craze Of Incredible Bouncing Toddlers

Craze Of Incredible Bouncing Toddlers

A new craze is sweeping Paris after an 18-month-old toddler survived a fall from a seventh-storey window. The nipper landed in a cafe awning and bounced into the arms of a passer-by. The passer-by who made the spectacular catch was Dr Philippe...

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Funny story: Latest French craze sweeps the country, "Kiddie Kiting" without wings or strings!

Latest French craze sweeps the country, "Kiddie Kiting" without wings or strings!

In La République Francais many things tend to be slightly different than the rest of the world, c'est la vie, but the latest craze sweeping the country is the craziest ever! It's called "Kiddy Kiting" in French, "aeronautique enfants, terriblé"...

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Funny story: Romanian Children Found Working in Magical Forest

Romanian Children Found Working in Magical Forest

Seven Romanian children between the ages of nine and sixteen have been found working in a magical forest in Worcestershire. The children were discovered by the Gangmasters Licensing Authority (GLA), who described the situation as 'disturbingly qui...

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Funny story: Alicia Keys has a baby.... country

Alicia Keys has a baby.... country

Congratulations have come flooding in for singer Alicia Keys and husband Swizz Beatz following the birth of their first child. When asked about the sex of the child, they brought out a globe and proudly pointed out Egypt - they had conceived and s...

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Funny story: Gay Man Shows Young Boy's Pictures of Pianists

Gay Man Shows Young Boy's Pictures of Pianists

It's not every day that a young child's eyes light up in glee at the thought of a visiting Gay Man, but today was the exception. Larry Sabu, 20, was invited to visit a Texan school and show them his slide show of illustrations of massively famous...

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Funny story: San Francisco McDonald's Shifts Focus from Food to Toys

San Francisco McDonald's Shifts Focus from Food to Toys

With the recent call of progressive groups in San Francisco demanding that McDonald's no longer be allowed to include a toy with every happy meal, the company has shifted focus away from food and has come up with what they believe is a perfect compro...

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