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Funny story: Price of tin foil hats skyrocket as demand soars

Price of tin foil hats skyrocket as demand soars

New York - Tin foil hat prices struck a 12 year high Friday, breaching 3 dollars in New York, after it was confirmed that President Obama will give a speech to US students on September 8th. The Association of Tin Foil Hat Manufacturers had said in...

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Funny story: Peter Andre - "Katie Price A Despicable Mother."

Peter Andre - "Katie Price A Despicable Mother."

Peter Andre, the estranged husband of uber breasted plastic pop-tart Katie Price, formerly Jordan, last night got into a venomous row with her over the phone, which I was able to witness as he'd put the phone on open speaker. Price, who has been s...

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Funny story: Katie Price cuts her rate

Katie Price cuts her rate

As a result of her break up from Peter André, Katie Price has been told that she must halve the rates she charges for personal recommendations, talk show appearances, writing drivel for tabloid newspapers,cheap celebrity magazines and all other Jorda...

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Funny story: Katie Holmes Is Not Fighting Addiction!

Katie Holmes Is Not Fighting Addiction!

Katie Holmes experiences her greatest joys from her husband Tom Cruise's fat uh..bank account while joking that she's a shopaholic! The 30-year-old actress is in Adelaide, Australia, with Tom as she shoots her new movie Don't Be Afraid of the Dark...

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Funny story: Jon & Kate - Jordan & Peter in Wife Swap Sex Shock

Jon & Kate - Jordan & Peter in Wife Swap Sex Shock

Orgy on Wife Swap as new breakups Jon Gosselin, Kate Gosselin, Peter Andre and Katie Price play out 'real life' swinging sex scenes in the latest episode of the hit TV series. Jon and Kate Plus 8 viewers will be shocked to see Jon banging Katie (a...

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Funny story: Katie Price admits she's been well ridden since leaving Peter

Katie Price admits she's been well ridden since leaving Peter

The Katie Price/Peter Andre saga moves on yet another step with the admission by Katie Price that she has had some really good rides since her split, or to give its official title, 'publicity stunt', from Peter André. In a frank interview with a m...

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Funny story: She's behind you

She's behind you

With Panto season fast approaching, producers at the Manchester Palace Theatre have decided to ditch the traditional Soap Star in Cinderella approach that has served them so well in the past and try for something more edgy and topical. Kerry Katon...

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Funny story: Katie Price follows childhood dream to become a Nun

Katie Price follows childhood dream to become a Nun

Glamour model Katie Price AKA Jordan, 32, has announced she is becoming a nun after her recent split with husband Peter Andre. Price, who was born a Catholic but has never practiced, has spent the last two weeks in negotiation with Bishop Tutu on...

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Funny story: Pete's 'Button Mushroom' Penis - Latest

Pete's 'Button Mushroom' Penis - Latest

Most men wouldn't take too kindly to having their manhood referred to as a 'button mushroom' but this was the kind of public ritual humiliation Peter Andre has had to tolerate from estranged wife Katie Price following their publicity seeking break up...

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Funny story: Katie Jordan Price - Her Right Breast Speaks Out!

Katie Jordan Price - Her Right Breast Speaks Out!

Tits can't actually speak, we all know that, but here at the Spoof.com we managed to locate a 'Titty Psychic' who was able to communicate with Jordan/Katie's right tit through looking at a series of revealing photographs of the trash queen and drawin...

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Funny story: Jordan - The Truth Behind My Split with Peter

Jordan - The Truth Behind My Split with Peter

In an exclusive interview with me, during which she surprisingly failed to get her norks out, glamour model and media whore Katie Price has exclusively revealed the reason for her tragic and highly-paid split with extravagantly-abdominaled failed popster Peter Andre. Katie, 34GG, has exclusively revealed the kiss-and-tell details of her torrid affair with a senior House of Commons official, and...

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Funny story: Peter Andre blames Pope and Vatican for his divorce

Peter Andre blames Pope and Vatican for his divorce

In a dramatic statement issued today, Peter Andre has firmly laid the blame for his marriage break up at the feet of the Pope and the Vatican, although even he realises that the Vatican doesn't in fact have feet. He says it has metres. In the stat...

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Funny story: Katie Jordan Price - Another Man Involved Shock

Katie Jordan Price - Another Man Involved Shock

Quelle surprise! - Breaking news suggests that uber-breasted topless model - cum - girl-next-door A List celeb Katie Price aka Jordan has been touting her wares with equestrian instructor Andrew Gould, 28, who had a chart hit in the 1970's with 'Neve...

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Funny story: Katie and Peter back together again

Katie and Peter back together again

In the heady world of showbiz, nothing is static, especially a sentence like this. In a dramatic turn of events, it seems that Katie and Peter have cancelled their plans for their separation and are joining up again. Er. Hold on, no, it seems t...

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Funny story: Katie Price's Breasteses v. Near Half of England: Lawsuits Abundanza

Katie Price's Breasteses v. Near Half of England: Lawsuits Abundanza

Business pages in the last remaining print journals in the English reading world have been reporting innumerable civil lawsuits brought in the case of Katie Price and the explosive breasteses. Boyfriend Peter Andre has filed suit through barris...

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Funny story: Drunken Katie Price Blinds Dressage Nancy Boy

Drunken Katie Price Blinds Dressage Nancy Boy

Spencer Wilton would be riding his tight ass to fame and fortune on the dressage path to lucrative awards and gay blade acquisition if it had not been for an unfortunate night of drunken reverlry and the enormous tits of Katie Price. Wilton a top...

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Funny story: Peter Andre Asking For Jordan's Tits As Part Of Divorce Settlement

Peter Andre Asking For Jordan's Tits As Part Of Divorce Settlement

Peter Andre has made a surprise request as part of his divorce settlement with Katie Price aka Jordan; the diminutive Aussie singer has told his lawyer that he would very much like custody of Jordan's tits. Andre, 36, and Price aka Jordan, have be...

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