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Funny story: Pippa Middleton admits that she is afflicted with what is known as Internet Humor Site Forum Dwellitis

Pippa Middleton admits that she is afflicted with what is known as Internet Humor Site Forum Dwellitis

The sister of the Duchess of Cambridge and sister-in-law of the Duke of Cambridge has just made a startling admission. Pippa Middleton admitted to a news reporter for the BBC that she is in fact afflicted with what is know as Internet Humor Site Foru...

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Funny story: Wills and Kate Plan To Give Their Coco der Mer Coconut Love Nut Honeymoon Gift Shaped Like Pippa's Butt To Queen Elizabeth

Wills and Kate Plan To Give Their Coco der Mer Coconut Love Nut Honeymoon Gift Shaped Like Pippa's Butt To Queen Elizabeth

LONDON - The new Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, better known as Prince William and Princess Kate, aka Wills and Kate, have ended their 10-day honeymoon in the Republic of the Seychelles. The Royal couple spent their honeymoon on the North Island a...

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Funny story: The Latest Surgical Fad Is The Pippa Perfect Posterior Booty Bum Lift Procedure

The Latest Surgical Fad Is The Pippa Perfect Posterior Booty Bum Lift Procedure

MADRID - The world's most famous 'Maid of Honor' Pippa Middleton was visiting the Spanish capital city of Madrid. Middleton had traveled to Madrid with an unidentified male friend. The French news agency Le News is reporting the friend is helping...

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Funny story: Curse of Friday-The-13th as cruise ship named after royal newlyweds sees engine explode

Curse of Friday-The-13th as cruise ship named after royal newlyweds sees engine explode

Baltic Sea - "OMG! Tell me this isn't an omen!" a Clarence House flunkey wailed as news that a passenger cruise liner named The Devil And Kate was being towed to port following a massive internal power failure. The 856-cabin vessel, originally the...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Tells Piers Morgan That Her Breasts Are Much Prettier Than Pippa Middleton's - Morgan Agrees!

Jennifer Aniston Tells Piers Morgan That Her Breasts Are Much Prettier Than Pippa Middleton's - Morgan Agrees!

NEW YORK CITY - Jennifer Aniston looked stunning as she appeared on Piers Morgan Tonight. Aniston told Morgan that she is presently writing her autobiography which is tentatively titled The Damn Good Reasons Why I Can Get Guys But I Just Can't See...

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Funny story: 'Love, Honour and Fellate, Kate!' as Friday-the-13th tsunami fears hit Fregate honeymoon isle

'Love, Honour and Fellate, Kate!' as Friday-the-13th tsunami fears hit Fregate honeymoon isle

Say-Shells - A cliched twist on the old 'Did the earth move for you, darlin?' is rattling the newlyweds, a tremor-watch conspiracy site said today. The royal pair's Seychelles honeymoon isle 'could see a massive tidal surge this weekend' TinFoilH...

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Funny story: Twilight Star Robert Pattinson Explains Where The Rumor That He Has A Naked Photo of Kate Middleton On His Screen Saver Came From

Twilight Star Robert Pattinson Explains Where The Rumor That He Has A Naked Photo of Kate Middleton On His Screen Saver Came From

LAKE TAHOE, Nevada - One of the entertainment worlds most popular actors Robert Pattinson is really no stranger to the world of controversy. RPattz was recently asked by the supermarket tabloid Just Saying why he has a naked photo of Prince Willia...

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Funny story: William & Kate Honeymoon Secret Revealed

William & Kate Honeymoon Secret Revealed

The honeymoon destination of Prince William and Kate, Duchess of Cambridge has been leaked, much to the embarrassment of Buckingham Palace. While every official effort was made to keep their venue a secret, the public relations officer of an inter...

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Funny story: Royal Honeymoon Destination Revealed... A B&B In Blackpool!

Royal Honeymoon Destination Revealed... A B&B In Blackpool!

Well would you believe it? Prince William and Kate Middleton's honeymoon destination can be revealed this afternoon; and in keeping with the 'common touch' so evident in the multi-million pound lavish ceremony of pomp and pageantry held at Westminste...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton - The Duchess Of Cambridge - To Sell Sea Shells On A Seychelles Sea Shore?

Kate Middleton - The Duchess Of Cambridge - To Sell Sea Shells On A Seychelles Sea Shore?

That probably will not happen, according to dedicated Royal watchers, but it is no secret that the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge will be enjoying a trip to the tropical paradise of the Seychelles. Apparently, the couple have appealed to the world'...

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Funny story: The Word Out Of Hollywood Is That Pippa Middleton Is Dating The World's Number One Porn Star Ron Jeremy

The Word Out Of Hollywood Is That Pippa Middleton Is Dating The World's Number One Porn Star Ron Jeremy

LOS ANGELES - Just Saying and Say What two of the biggest selling supermarket tabloids are reporting that Pippa Middleton, the sister of Kate Middleton, aka The Duchess of Cambridge is dating the infamous Ron Jeremy. Jeremy, the world's leading ma...

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Funny story: Prince William And Kate Middleton Advised To Learn Proper Spanish Before California Visit

Prince William And Kate Middleton Advised To Learn Proper Spanish Before California Visit

London, England - The royal couple are scheduled to visit California in July, and since California is now 95% occupied by Mexico (which the royal couple may or may not know, being from a land far far away), it is imperative that they not commit a...

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Funny story: Pippin Middleton is Pippi Longstockings' Half Sister

Pippin Middleton is Pippi Longstockings' Half Sister

In an embarrassing revelation, Pippin Middleton, the sister of Kate Middleton who just married Prince William of Whales, is actually the half sister of Pippilotta Delicatessa Windowshade Mackrelmint Ephraim's Daughter Longstocking, who is also known...

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Funny story: Katie gives Willy his first "Royal Blow Job"!

Katie gives Willy his first "Royal Blow Job"!

After all the pomp and ceremony died down after last weeks "royal do" Katie and Willy "got down" to serious royal business immediately. It is tradition amongst the Royals that any female entering the clan must give their male partners "trumpet" a…

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Funny story: Queues In London To View Royal Wedding Items

Queues In London To View Royal Wedding Items

Queues have been forming all over London as crowds form to catch sight of discarded items from the Royal Wedding. Crowds have been arriving at Westminster Abbey to view the Duchess of Cambridge's wedding bouquet, but thousands have been flocking t...

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Funny story: Wedding Of The Century Takes Terrible Toll On Royal Watchers

Wedding Of The Century Takes Terrible Toll On Royal Watchers

Sensational news that Royal Correspondents across all networks and all sections of the media are tonight saying that they've "Had enough" in the wake of the Royal Wedding. Sir Findlay Fotheringay- Phipps, Convener and Shop Steward for the National As...

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Funny story: The Middleton Sisters, Kate and Pippa To Appear In A Very "Tasteful" Nude Layout In PlayGuy Magazine

The Middleton Sisters, Kate and Pippa To Appear In A Very "Tasteful" Nude Layout In PlayGuy Magazine

CHICAGO - Emma Jo Friscatti, the editor of PlayGuy Magazine which is one of the most widely read men's magazines in the world, has proudly announced that she has signed England's Middleton sisters Kate and Pippa to appear in her magazine. Ms. Fris...

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