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Funny story: OctuMom Tells Jon and Kate of Jon and Kate Plus 8 She Wants Their Kids

OctuMom Tells Jon and Kate of Jon and Kate Plus 8 She Wants Their Kids

LA HABRA, California - The world's most famous octuplets mother Nadya Suleman has told reporters that she would be willing to take all of Jon and Kate Gosselin's eight children. Suleman said that she realizes that the estranged couple is going thr...

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Funny story: Jon and Kate Plus 8: The Final Show - 11/23/09

Jon and Kate Plus 8: The Final Show - 11/23/09

WYOMISSING, Pennsylvania - The TLC reality show Jon and Kate Plus 8 is over. And although the final episode did not have the viewership the series finales of M.A.S.H., Friends, or Seinfeld had it did okay for itself. Jon reflected. The kids laughe...

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Funny story: A Judge Tells Jon and Kate Gosselin To Work Out Their Problems Or She'll Give Their 8 Kids To OctuMom

A Judge Tells Jon and Kate Gosselin To Work Out Their Problems Or She'll Give Their 8 Kids To OctuMom

PITTSBURGH - A Pennsylvania Circuit Judge has informed Jon and Kate Gosselin of Jon and Kate Plus 8 that she is instructing them to straighten out their marital problems by January 1, 2010, or she will be forced to turn custody of their eight childre...

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Funny story: Jon Ate Bird Shit Claims TV Lady With Eight Kids

Jon Ate Bird Shit Claims TV Lady With Eight Kids

An actress who asked that her name not be mentioned, has told this reporter that her ex-husband, Jon, the scumbag, ate bird shit. "I actually saw him do it and it made me gag", stated the unknown actress who will continue a TV show about eight kid...

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Funny story: Kate and Jon Gosselin of Jon and Kate Plus 8 To Reconcile

Kate and Jon Gosselin of Jon and Kate Plus 8 To Reconcile

BOISE, Idaho - Jon Gosselin of Jon and Kate Plus 8 notoriety was in town at The Peeled Potato Convention Center attending The 17th Annual Korean Rock and Roll Music Festival. The event which features bands from both North and South Korean has grow...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Agrees To Second Nude Appearance In PlayMister

Kate Gosselin Agrees To Second Nude Appearance In PlayMister

BOSTON - Kate Gosselin of Jon and Kate Plus 8 was in town as the special guest of the Annual Boston Baked Bean Convention. She was asked how she is coping with all of the marital strife that her and her Korean husband Jon are presently going throu...

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Funny story: Jon Gosselin Says He Will Never Ever Do Another Reality Show

Jon Gosselin Says He Will Never Ever Do Another Reality Show

PITTSBURGH - Jon Gosselin of Jon and Kate Plus 8 was in town as a guest of the annual Feinz Ketchup Stockholders Convention. He was asked if he was still going to be doing his TLC reality show. Jon rolled his eyes and said that he was so fed up wi...

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Funny story: Seal Tells His Wife Heidi Klum To Take His Last Name or He'll Divorce Her

Seal Tells His Wife Heidi Klum To Take His Last Name or He'll Divorce Her

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Model, actress, and Project Runway host Heidi Klum has stated that she has petitioned to have her last name changed. The German born beauty will be dropping her last name Klum and replacing it with her husband Seal's last name Sa...

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Funny story: Jon Gosselin Took $230,000 and Left Kate With Just $1,000

Jon Gosselin Took $230,000 and Left Kate With Just $1,000

LONDON - Kate Gosselin of the TLC Network's reality show Jon and Kate Plus 8 fame confessed to me that her estranged husband has gone into their dual checking account and withdrawn $230,000 of the $231,000. I asked her what that amount would be in...

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Funny story: The Reality Show Jon and Kate Plus 8 To Become Jon and Kate Plus 8 Minus Jon

The Reality Show Jon and Kate Plus 8 To Become Jon and Kate Plus 8 Minus Jon

LOS ANGELES - The producers of the reality show Jon and Kate Plus 8 have just informed the entertainment media that the name of the show is officially being changed to Jon and Kate Plus 8 Minus Jon. Cooper Kerplunk spokesman for the TLC Network wh...

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Funny story: Kate Plus Eight Minus Jon, Who's Gone!

Kate Plus Eight Minus Jon, Who's Gone!

TLCC has confirmed on Tuesday that Jon & Kate Plus 8 will be renamed "Kate Plus Eight Minus Jon Who's Gone", beginning in November. Reportedly it will continue to focus on the eight kids' lives but with a deeper focus on Kate's role as a singl...

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Funny story: Woman with World's Largest Vagina Loses It Over Pizza Toppings

Woman with World's Largest Vagina Loses It Over Pizza Toppings

WERNERSVILLE, PA - Kate Gosselin told "Today" host Meredith Vieira Monday that she still loves her soon-to-be ex-husband Jon; apparently, her hatred for whole grain pizza with mushrooms, onions, and green peppers runs even deeper. Police arrived a...

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Funny story: Kate of Jon and Kate Plus 8 Wants To Meet "Kentucky" Kevin Skinner

Kate of Jon and Kate Plus 8 Wants To Meet "Kentucky" Kevin Skinner

WYOMISSING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin confided to one of her best friends Jenna Lambrusco that she would love to meet Kevin Skinner. Skinner who is a contestant on America's Got Talent is one of the favorites to win the show's top prize of $1 m...

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Funny story: The Return of Jon and "Bikini Mama" Kate Plus 8

The Return of Jon and "Bikini Mama" Kate Plus 8

WYOMISSING, Pennsylvania - One of the highest rated reality shows in the history of reality shows is back. Jon and Kate Plus 8, which is filmed before a live audience, returned to record breaking viewer numbers. Kate was on for about 43 of the 46...

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Funny story: Octomom and Kate Create 'Momopoly' on Reality Shows

Octomom and Kate Create 'Momopoly' on Reality Shows

Octomom, and Kate Gosselin, of Jon and Kate Plus 8, have joined forces to create what may be the first momopoly of motherhood-related reality shows. With 22 kids between them, they've decided to pool the insane amounts of money being thrown at th...

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Funny story: Tony Romo Has New Girlfriend: Octomom Kate Gosselin

Tony Romo Has New Girlfriend: Octomom Kate Gosselin

Tony Romo, one week after dumping Jessica Simpson, has been seen with a new woman: Octomom Kate Gosselin. The Dallas Cowboy quarterback and the mother of sextuplets (and star of the reality series Jon and Kate Plus Eight) were spotted hand in hand a...

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Funny story: Jon Gosselin Ready For New Life, New Girlfriend

Jon Gosselin Ready For New Life, New Girlfriend

Jon and Kate Plus 8 father Jon Gosselin may be without the Kate, but the missing father of sextupletes and twins is eagerly, perhaps greedily moving forward in his life "without all that baggage" PLUS his new life and girlfriend. After all, he's h...

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