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Funny story: Trump Reported To Throw Temper Tantrum On Inauguration Eve

Trump Reported To Throw Temper Tantrum On Inauguration Eve

President Donald Trump was reported by multiple staffers as having what can only be described as a "post watching The Notebook level of crying." After being told he could not pardon himself, the United States president threw himself on the floor.

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Funny story: Biden's Butler Shiv Aalok Discovers Note Trump Left for Biden in Oval Office

Biden's Butler Shiv Aalok Discovers Note Trump Left for Biden in Oval Office

Shiv Aalok, yes the former uber driver who found Trump's tax return in the back of his car and also solved the mystery behind "Q", has been hired by President Biden to be his chief butler. Aalok reports he was detoxifying the Oval Office with cloro…

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Funny story: Hunter Come Home

Hunter Come Home

BILLINGSGATE POST: In 1943, the movie Lassie Come Home was released by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer. Starring Roddy McDowell and canine actor Pal, it was a story about a Yorkshire boy and his rough collie, Lassie. After her destitute family is forced to sel…

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Funny story: Better Explanations for what Happened on 6 January 2021

Better Explanations for what Happened on 6 January 2021

Despite the nonstop footage dedicated to the recent spectacle at the U.S. Capitol, there is much more to the story than we have been told. We should, by now, know at least two things about Donald Trump: The first, of course, is that he lacks a mora…

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Funny story: Trump Pardons Biden For Stealing Election

Trump Pardons Biden For Stealing Election

BILLINGSGATE POST: As if struck by a lightning bolt while on his porcelain throne, in a spirit of unbounded equanimity, unmatched since he pardoned Roger Stone, today President Trump announced his latest pardon list. Limiting it to those accused o…

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Funny story: Biden Names Major Amos B Hoople Secretary Of Defense

Biden Names Major Amos B Hoople Secretary Of Defense

BILLINGSGATE POST: EGAD FAP! After having his first choice for Secretary of Defense, General Lloyd J Austin III, dumped for being part of the feared Industrial-Military Complex, President-Elect Joe Biden nominated his second choice, Major Amos B Ho…

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Funny story: Biden Proposes New Thunk Control Agency For Trumpsters

Biden Proposes New Thunk Control Agency For Trumpsters

BILLINGSGATE POST: Who woulda thunk that someday your thoughts might be monitored? Faced with a divided nation of 75 million voters who prefer to eat pasta at the Olive Tree rather than the French Laundry, where elites like to gather to thwart COVID-…

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Funny story: Where the Wild Things Were (or, Ted Cruz’s Attempted Coup)

Where the Wild Things Were (or, Ted Cruz’s Attempted Coup)

(With apologies to Maurice Sendak) The year Ted went to Congress and made mischief of one kind and another, Ben Sasse called him "CHILD THING!" and Ted said "I’LL OVERTURN A DEMOCRATIC AND FAIR ELECTION!” So he stomped off to the Senate chamber to…

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Funny story: Joe Biden: A Retro Andy Gump

Joe Biden: A Retro Andy Gump

BILLINGSGATE POST: Daring to be different, Joe Biden defeated Donald Trump by presenting himself as a latter-day Andy Gump. Like Gump, he has an anterior mandible defect that creates the appearance of an absent chin and lower lip, along with a seve…

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Funny story: Rare White House intestinal studies emerge on eve of Trump departure

Rare White House intestinal studies emerge on eve of Trump departure

Breaking: A newly-emerged whistle-blower has broken open peculiarities at The White House for press coverage. Until now, it was not known that a group of scientists occupy a White House attic to record and measure events occurring throughout this…

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Funny story: Biden To Dissolve Secret Service: Replace With Elite Eunuch Corps

Biden To Dissolve Secret Service: Replace With Elite Eunuch Corps

BILLINGSGATE POST: President-elect Joe Bien has decided to dissolve the Secret Service and replace it with an Imperial Palace Eunuch Corps when he takes office. Biden quoted Han Fei Tzu, a revered Chinese Minister of State and man of letters who…

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Funny story: Goya Beans Fires President Trump

Goya Beans Fires President Trump

SECAUCUS, New Jersey - (Satire News) – Well, 2020 has definitely not been a good year for President Trump. First, he got his ass kicked in the presidential election by Joe Biden, and now he has just been informed that Goya Beans has fired him. Boo…

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Funny story: You’re A Lying, Dog-Faced One-Horse Pony Soldier

You’re A Lying, Dog-Faced One-Horse Pony Soldier

BILLINGSGATE POST: Even the horse flies won’t touch this one. Yesterday, Sleepy Joe, responding to a question concerning the investigation of his crooked son, Hunter, called the reporter “a one-horse pony.” That response, in itself, would not ind…

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Funny story: US Election to Finally be Deciided in the Ring

US Election to Finally be Deciided in the Ring

The job of most powerful crook in the world will no longer be held in doubt. The contest is to be decided by a WWE smackdown or "Presidential Grudge Match", as it is currently being advertised. Tickets for the fight are selling fast, and the UN is…

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Funny story: Snopes Verifies Biden’s Tryst With Three Chinese Hookers On Forklift

Snopes Verifies Biden’s Tryst With Three Chinese Hookers On Forklift

BILLINGSGATE POST: Snopes, the same group that verified that two Russian hookers peed on Donald Trump’s hotel bed, have now confirmed that the improbable story about Joe Biden having sex with three Chinese hookers while he was driving a forklift dow…

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Funny story: Extraterrestrial Galactic Federation Meets With President Trump

Extraterrestrial Galactic Federation Meets With President Trump

BILLINGSGATE POST: Haim Eshed, a former chief of the Israel Defense Ministry’s space directorate, says that extraterrestrials from a Galactic Federation have been in contact with him, that President Trump is aware of this, and was previously "on the…

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Funny story: Why Talk To The Monkey (Sleepy Joe) When You can Talk To The Organ Grinder (George Soros)?

Why Talk To The Monkey (Sleepy Joe) When You can Talk To The Organ Grinder (George Soros)?

BILLINGSGATE POST: If there were any doubt about who is the monkey and who is the organ grinder running the Democrat Party, this doubt was cast aside with the news that the president of George Soros’ Open Society Foundations, Patrick Gaspard, will r…

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