Medical experts have been frustrated by the limited access to the candidates' health records. Nothing has appeared on Palin except for some tantalizing hints of frostbite and megalomania; Biden won't reveal the full details of the persistent tric...
Conservatives across the US of A have attacked McCain's VPILF. David Brooks has called her poison. Magniloquent Bill Buckley's son, Christopher has endorsed Obama rather than side with the likes of the Alaskan anti-intellectual and keep his job a...
Iditarod, Alaska - Oblivious to the impending avalanche predicted for November 4th, John McCain trudged on through the drifts of his campaign today. Delirious and frost-bitten, McCain rambled, "I love being the underdog. You know, every time that I'v...
The Washington Post has today reported on the unusual connection between Richard Millhouse Nixon and current Presidential contender John McCain. It seems that the disgraced late President has more than a few things in common with the senator from...
QUEENS, New York - The Fox Network has approached John McCain and Sarah Palin about staring in a semi-reality quasi-situation comedy show named "The Wasilla Hillbillies." Genghis W. Frisbee a high-ranking Fox Network executive stated that since e...
Presidential candidate John McCain has endorsed Barack Obama in what many are calling an ill-fated strategy in his quest for the White House. "I think the American people will respond to my sincerity," said McCain, "and will approve of my willing...
Senator Barack Obama is days away from breaking all advertising spending records set by major movie studios when launching crap movies. He may also exceed the theretofore-unrivalled price tag of the previous presidential election, purchased by former...
HOBOKEN, New York - Well it appears that the honeymoon between Senator John McCain and Governor Sarah Palin is finally over. McCain speaking before a crowd gathered at Sinatra Park in Hoboken said that he is extremely disappointed at the latest r...
Cuba has oil and suddenly Bush has developed a taste for all things Cubano! Four headed monster Bush-Cheney-McCain -Palin have mounted their brooms and flown to Havana for unprecedented and unqualified talks. Bush brought Osacar winning fi...
(New York-NY) Showing up for her guest stint on this week's "Saturday Night Live", Republican Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin took time out for an impromptu press conference. One of her answers has both parties claiming it for their own agend...
Capitalizing on his recent notoriety from John McCain's public speeches, "Joe the Plumber" will release a book this Christmas detailing his life on the road as a residential plumber. Used as McCain's example of an average blue collar, hard working...
Polls continued to swing in favor of Barack Obama when he went on the offensive in the final debate, accusing John McCain of spreading the kinds of "vicious rumors and bigotry" that have led to the imprisonment of innocent people - and chickens.
First lady runner up beer baronness and million-heiress, Cindy McCain is rumored to have abandoned her seventy something crank of a husband for the young muscular unlicensed tax cheat , Joe the Plumber. Cindy said that she knew John would underst...
Holland, Ohio - John McCain's some three thousand eye blinks during the final presidential nominee debate did not go unnoticed by viewers last night. In fact, mathematicians at MIT claim that he was sending a coded message to "Joe the Plumber" all th...
Did Joe the plumber inject John McCain's eyelids with Botox or did Joe leave a wrench on the Senator's chair before last night's debate? Bouncing about in his seat, McCain's eyes remained fixed, Orphan Annie wide, (mercifully without eyeliner) lookin...
YUMA, Arizona - In a highly unprecedented and shocking political move, Sen. John McCain has dropped Sarah Palin as his running mate and replaced her with Joe Wurzelbacher (aka Joe The Plumber). This unbelievable turn of events comes just less tha...
Fresno, California - GOP middleclass icons "Joe the Plumber", "Joe Six Pack" and "Say it isn't so Joe" were all arrested at a highway rest stop in Fresno, California for lewd conduct in a public place. Police arrested all three men in a men's bat...
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