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Funny story: The Latest in Hands-Free Technology: A Sub-dermal PDA

The Latest in Hands-Free Technology: A Sub-dermal PDA

Researchers at Cloud City Circuitry outside Portland, OR presented a new type of hands-free organizer yesterday at the Gizmos ‘N' Gadgets World Trade Show in Kyoto, Japan. In one unit, the size and thickness of a Wheat Thin, consumers can phone, e-m...

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Funny story: Japan Apologizes for World War II, and then starts World War III

Japan Apologizes for World War II, and then starts World War III

TOKYO (Reuters) - Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi marked the 60th anniversary of Japan's defeat in World War Two on Monday with an apology for suffering caused by Japanese military aggression and pledged that Tokyo would never again go to war.

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Funny story: Japanese Scientists Create Machine That Can Sell Things.

Japanese Scientists Create Machine That Can Sell Things.

In what is being perceived as one more step towards the total and absolute mechanisation of contemporary civilisation, inventors in Japan have come up with a machine intended to replace the need for human retailers in shops. Dubbed a "Vending Machine...

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Funny story: Cat Fax Fever

Cat Fax Fever

An assassination attempt, in the city of Kobe in Japan, was foiled recently by the quick actions of local police, fire, and animal control officials. It seems two small kittens, perhaps outraged by the commonplace use of cat meat in Japanese cuisine...

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Funny story: China Cuts Short Mission to Japan to Save Yasukuni War Shrine Chickens

China Cuts Short Mission to Japan to Save Yasukuni War Shrine Chickens

Chinese Vice Premier Wu Yu cancelled a meeting with Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi on Monday and left a day early after she had heard that Japanese leaders would continue to sacrifice Chinese chickens at the Yasukuni Shrine in Tokyo. Koizu...

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Funny story: Japan's PM apologizes for war atrocities against Godzilla

Japan's PM apologizes for war atrocities against Godzilla

Godzilla screams in agony as the Japanese troops ruthlessly spray him with a rain of fire and exploding bombs. Fact or Friction?...

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Funny story: China and Japan settle their differences - merge into "Chipan" mega-state

China and Japan settle their differences - merge into "Chipan" mega-state

Tokyo and Beijing - After several weeks of diplomatic sparring, the governments of China and Japan have stunned the world by announcing that the two countries will merge into a single East Asian super state called Chipan. Chipan instantly becomes a...

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Funny story: China Declares War on Japan over Noodle Rich East China Sea

China Declares War on Japan over Noodle Rich East China Sea

The East China Sea is unbelievably rich with natural noodles and is probably not only the largest ever noodle sea, the noodles are of the highest possible raw grade. Naturally, when it comes to National needs and desires, it was inevitable that soone...

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Funny story: Olympic Games Results and News Day 3

Olympic Games Results and News Day 3

No matter the sport, no matter the venue and whatever the occasion there can be no finer institution to cover it, than the BBC World Service's Radio commentary. In Athens to cover the baseball game between Cuba and Japan would be a local commenta...

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Funny story: Asian Bird Flu Caused By Felines

Asian Bird Flu Caused By Felines

Japanese government officials released documents today outlining an insidious plot propagated against chickens by the feline population of Japan. The horrible Asian bird flu that has killed millions of chickens across Asia is apparently a biological...

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Funny story: Japanese Sex Relief

Japanese Sex Relief

In a bid to irradicate stress from the workplace, Japanese bosses have ordered their workforce to have designated sex-breaks during the day to keep levels of stress to an absolute minimum.

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Funny story: Peter Stringfellow to Loan Libido

Peter Stringfellow to Loan Libido

Peter Stringfellow is to loan his libido to Japan in an attempt to halt it's declining birth rate, it was announced yesterday.

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