A mother in Siberia has given birth to a whopping baby girl who rocked the scales at just under 15 stone. To make matters worse, the baby looks just like shamed Celebrity Big Brother bully Jade Goody.
Celebrity Big Brother, the show at the centre of a major racism row, will not be back on our screens next year, according to gossip garnered by this writer on a bus today.
Bollywood actress Shilpa Shetty was this morning unveiled as the surprise new manager of League One Leeds United, as the Yorkshire club set out its stall to put its own name back in bright lights.
Producers Entemol are today in the grip of another battle with Ofcom after sending unpopular gobby housemate Charley back into the Big Brother house after she was evicted with over 75% of the public vote.
Jade Goody, the Celebrity Big Brother houseslug, has been banned from driving for six months after admitting various motoring offences.
The 26-year-old, from Chipping Ongar, which is not, as is popularly thought, an erotic sexual position, pleaded...
Channel 4 bosses have unveiled a novel plan to send the Big Brother housemates on a holiday to France as part of the show, which is currently boring viewers to death.
Big Brother 2007 got its first regulation evictee last night when Shabnam Biryani was booted out of the House to a crescendo of booing from the crowd of around 10,000 people waiting outside.
Celebrity Big Brother housemate Danielle Lloyd has spoken out about current dimwitted participants Charley and Chanelle.
Big Brother creators Endemol are in the news again after a programme in which a terminally-ill woman selects one of three patients to receive her kidneys after her death, was given the all-clear for broadcast on
Big Brother returns to television screens this week with a show that producers say is bigger, better, lewder and louder and more shocking than ever - but without the racism, of course.
Bollywood babe, Shilpa Shetty, has roared back into the public consciousness and has once more become embroiled in the Big Brother racism row.
Miss Shetty told us:
"This is fabulous that it's been raked up again because quite frankly I'd droppe...
The casting of Broadway production of Shrek was turning into a celebrity catfight today as scores of ugly celebrities and their pukeworthy sidekicks bitch-slapped each other for a chance at the two lead roles on offer.
In a shock announcement, actor Richard Gere's agent has announced that the star of such romantic films as "Pretty Woman" is to receive coaching on etiquette from English former nanny and Bad Girl of Celebrity Big Brothe...
Jade Goody, celebrity unemployable idiot, continues her spectacular fall from grace with reports that she has gone wild and is living in a makeshift tent in Epping Forest.
The television star and serial racist Jade Goody was again in the spotlight today when she was appearing in court to present her account of an attack that took place in February this year at top London nightclub "The National Fr...
Brother of the PM and head of the Met, Sir Ian Blair, has today defended his force's robust policing of the Flora London Marathon.
Bollywood heartthrob Abhishek Bachchan and top actress Aishwarya Rai were married yesterday in a ceremony that brought most of Mumbai to a standstill.
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