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Funny story: The Mother of Arnold Schwarzenegger's "Love Child" Finally Speaks Out

The Mother of Arnold Schwarzenegger's "Love Child" Finally Speaks Out

LA HABRA - The most famous maid since Hazel has finally spoken out about her working and playing relationship with her boss and lover Arnold "The Trouser Trout" Schwarzenegger. The housekeeper who asked that her name not be used due to income tax...

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Funny story: Arnie Schwarzenegger's New Movie Set to Break Records

Arnie Schwarzenegger's New Movie Set to Break Records

The movie is a biographical account of his most turbulent years up until the present. It charts his early childhood in a hamlet in Austria, his rise to eminence as a body builder and his screen success in America that paved the way for his subsequent...

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Funny story: Hollywood Producers Going Mad To Sign Up Pippa Middleton, Michelle Keegan And Sacha Parkinson After Stunning Bikini Photo Pics Reveal That Britain Really Does Have Talent

Hollywood Producers Going Mad To Sign Up Pippa Middleton, Michelle Keegan And Sacha Parkinson After Stunning Bikini Photo Pics Reveal That Britain Really Does Have Talent

It seems that Hollywood movie moguls have finally woken up to the reality that Britain really does have talent, after casting an eye over holiday snaps of Pippa Middleton, Michelle Keegan, Sacha Parkinson and others papped in skimpy bikinis. It ap...

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Funny story: Obama to play Osama in movie

Obama to play Osama in movie

Steven Spielberg has offered President Obama the role of Osama Bin Laden in a movie to be shot later this year. President Obama has accepted Spielberg's offer, and, as we have learned, the White House has already started to reschedule the presiden...

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Funny story: New Book Reveals That Lassie Was A Right Old Dog

New Book Reveals That Lassie Was A Right Old Dog

Some shocking revelations emerge in Seymour Basilca's recently released biography, "Lassie Was A Right Old Dog," alleging that Hollywood's all time canine favourite was no better than any other old dog. The book portrays Lassie as a hard drinking,...

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Funny story: Shock , Dismay & Anguish in Hollywood as Suri Holmes Tweets: "Help, I've Fallen & Can't Get Up!"

Shock , Dismay & Anguish in Hollywood as Suri Holmes Tweets: "Help, I've Fallen & Can't Get Up!"

Paramedics rushed to the Californian Mansion of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes today after a panicked plea from Suri Holmes was picked up by one of her FaceBook friends on her social networking site. "Help, I've fallen whilst trying to get to the loo...

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Funny story: Britney, Jennifer, Lindsay Get Into Shakespeare

Britney, Jennifer, Lindsay Get Into Shakespeare

HOLLYWOOD, CA Britney Spears, Jennifer Lopez and Lindsay Lohan have announced they will be forming a new entertainment conglomerate designed to bring the works of Shakespeare to young people. The unlikely trio recently shared lunch on Hollyw...

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Funny story: Demi Lovato Confesses That She Is Passionately Torn Between Wilmer Valderrama and Joe Jonas

Demi Lovato Confesses That She Is Passionately Torn Between Wilmer Valderrama and Joe Jonas

HOLLYWOOD - Demi Lovato was having dinner with her mom at The Grauman's Chinese Theater Diner when she was approached by a newspaper reporter. The reporter identified as Redwood Fingerboo with The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle asked Demi about the recent rumors about her ex-boyfriend Joe Jonas, one/third of The Jonas Brothers Band. Demi blushed and said that she really did not want to talk a...

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Funny story: World's Oldest Man Dies

World's Oldest Man Dies

Sad news today as the World's oldest man, Walter Breuning, died in America at the age of 114. He was well known for such sayings as 'We're all born to Die' and 'I'm ninety nine You Know' , and just recently said 'I'm One Hundred & Fourteen.'...

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Funny story: Fast And Furious Stars Quit

Fast And Furious Stars Quit

Exclusive Film News has just filtered through and it's a complete shock for the 'Fast And Furious' franchise. The extremely popular film series, now up to 'Fast And Furious 5' has consistently packed out cinemas over the last few years and looks s...

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Funny story: Spoof Super Heroes Chapter 5: Return of the Black Squirrel

Spoof Super Heroes Chapter 5: Return of the Black Squirrel

It wasn't everyday they saw a pirate ship on the Thames, thought Jean Le Fete as he guided the Black Squirrel through yet another bridge. Jesus he thought, I'll bet Buddha didn't have to go through this crap. "Depp! Where the bloody hell is Richards at?" yelled Jean, "We need a guitar solo so we can use the cloaking device, damn near to London now. Look sharp everyone, this isn't a bloody movie...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Dad Arrested in West Hollywood For Being Lindsay Lohan's Dad!

Lindsay Lohan's Dad Arrested in West Hollywood For Being Lindsay Lohan's Dad!

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The father of one of Hollywood's most troubled little divas, Lindsay Lohan has stated that he wants to be given power of attorney in order to control the millions of dollars that his daughter has in her checking account. Michael L...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Is Devastated That Her Brand New Homing Pigeon Did Not Come Home

Paris Hilton Is Devastated That Her Brand New Homing Pigeon Did Not Come Home

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Paris Hilton called up her therapist and scheduled an unscheduled therapy session. The Southern California socialite whose biggest worry has always been whether to charge something on her VISA card or her MasterCard is heartbroken over the fact that her brand new homing pigeon Mr. Wing Wing left his pigeon roost two days ago and has not returned. Hilton said that usually wh...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Agrees To Star In A New Reality Show Titled, "Help I'm A Bi-Polar Celebrity...Get Me and Me Out Of Here!"

Charlie Sheen Agrees To Star In A New Reality Show Titled, "Help I'm A Bi-Polar Celebrity...Get Me and Me Out Of Here!"

SHERMAN OAKS - Charlie Sheen had just finished shooting his latest edition of his Internet show titled Sheen's Korner when he took time out to speak with a reporter for The Tinsel Town Times Tribune. Sheen asked Cashew Vixenheimer if she wanted a glass of Tiger Blood. She respectfully informed him that she had just had a 16 ounce bottle of Diet Pepsi on the way to his mansion. Cashew asked S...

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Funny story: A Heartbroken Justin Timberlake Seeks Solace In The Sympathetic Arms of The Stunningly Sexy Mila Kunis

A Heartbroken Justin Timberlake Seeks Solace In The Sympathetic Arms of The Stunningly Sexy Mila Kunis

HOLLYWOOD - Hollywood has the reputation of being "The Throw-Away Relationship Capital of The World." And there is no better example than Justin Timberlake who recently parted ways with his partner of three years and then the next day found himsel...

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Funny story: Joan Rivers and Daughter Melissa Visit Arizona's Grand Canyon and Remark "Okay, What The Hell's So Grand About It?"

Joan Rivers and Daughter Melissa Visit Arizona's Grand Canyon and Remark "Okay, What The Hell's So Grand About It?"

FLAGSTAFF, Arizona - Joan Rivers the 97-year-old star of the WE Network's reality show Joan Knows Best and her 42-year-old daughter Melissa visited the Grand Canyon in order to get away from the hustle and bustle of Los Angeles. And as the two sto...

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Funny story: Muammar Gadhafi has agreed to exile in Hollywood

Muammar Gadhafi has agreed to exile in Hollywood

Colonel Muammar Gadhafi has agreed to exile in Hollywood. In a speech to his people today he told them he loved them and went over all the great uniforms he's worn while representing them but the time has come for him to fulfil his life-long calling;...

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