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Funny story: Hillary Explains Why She Needs So Many E-Mail Accounts

Hillary Explains Why She Needs So Many E-Mail Accounts

Washington, DC Hillary Clinton explained why she has so many e-mail accounts to the press. "I have one e-mail address I give to close friends, and then one I give to people that I want them to think are friends but aren't. There's another e-mail a...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton's Coughing Fits "A Combination of Semen and Public Hairs"

Hillary Clinton's Coughing Fits "A Combination of Semen and Public Hairs"

Washington DC - They were supposed to be redacted, but portions of FBI summaries of interrogations with Hillary Clinton were leaked to the press today, showing the Democratic Presidential Candidate alleging that her frequent coughing fits are not due...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Sets New Sights on Sainthood

Hillary Clinton Sets New Sights on Sainthood

Vatican City - On Sunday, Mother Teresa, revered for her work with the poor in India, was proclaimed a saint by Pope Francis in a ceremony at the Vatican. Tens of thousands of pilgrims attended the canonization in St Peter's Square. Francis said:...

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Funny story: U.S. Letter Carriers Go Postal After FBI Reveals "They" Lost Hillary's Computer

U.S. Letter Carriers Go Postal After FBI Reveals "They" Lost Hillary's Computer

WASHINGTON - Last Friday the FBI released a summary of former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's July 2, 2016 interview with the FBI concerning allegations that classified information was improperly stored or transmitted on a personal e-mail server...

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Funny story: Hillary Trump and Colin Kaepernick get down to it in Oakland bar after sundown

Hillary Trump and Colin Kaepernick get down to it in Oakland bar after sundown

Spoof Investigations just attended a secret meeting between the presidential candidates and the 49ers Colin Kaepernick in a frank discussion "on America as the greatest nation in recorded history. Ever. Bar none." A mystery guest was on hand.

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Funny story: Hacks into Democrat Re-Election Playbook indicate Putin in disguise inside a Trump White House

Hacks into Democrat Re-Election Playbook indicate Putin in disguise inside a Trump White House

Direct to Spoof Investigations, hackers Lout Zoo and Demonizer have climbed inside the Democratic Party's latest ideas to distract attention from Hillary Clinton's email problems. Meanwhile, roiling black clouds of smoke blown at Russia and Vladim...

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Funny story: Crisis in the Clinton Campaign

Crisis in the Clinton Campaign

As the Clinton campaign prepares to go to Portland, Oregon in 3 weeks it is in serious negotiations with the Oregon event organizers. A crisis has emerged over the mayonnaise brand that will be used in potato salad at the event. It turns out t...

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Funny story: Russians Hack Medical Records: Both Trump And Clinton Unfit For Office

Russians Hack Medical Records: Both Trump And Clinton Unfit For Office

Donald Trump's challenge to Russian hackers to find the dirt on Hillary Clinton has backfired as Wikileaks released hacked medical records damaging to both Clinton and Trump. The revelations that neither candidate is physically fit to run a lemona...

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Funny story: Distracted Trump Watches Netflix During First Intel Briefing

Distracted Trump Watches Netflix During First Intel Briefing

Washington, DC -- Donald J. Trump was invited to his first intelligence briefing today with staff members of the Director of National Intelligence. As generals and staff spoke about national security concerns, sources close to the candidate stated th...

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Funny story: FBI Insider Leaks Clinton Email Interview Details Sent To Congress

FBI Insider Leaks Clinton Email Interview Details Sent To Congress

WASHINTON - On Tuesday the FBI released to Congress notes about its three-hour interview with former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and the investigation into her private, homebrew email server. Although the notes were supposed to be classified a...

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Funny story: Satan Rebukes Trump, Says He'll Vote Clinton

Satan Rebukes Trump, Says He'll Vote Clinton

Adding his name to the list of prominent Republicans who say they won't vote for Donald Trump, Satan has said he will vote his conscience this fall. Satan, who usually stays behind the scenes at Fox News, made an unusual appearance on the network...

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Funny story: Hillary Twerks Joe Biden In Scranton: Pantsuit Reveals Bite Marks In Buttock Region

Hillary Twerks Joe Biden In Scranton: Pantsuit Reveals Bite Marks In Buttock Region

BILLINGSGATE POST: Yesterday, while visiting Joe Biden's boyhood home in Scranton, Pennsylvania, it was reported that Clinton had trouble keeping her balance while standing outside the house. Earlier in the day, she was caught on camera stumbling w...

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Funny story: Looser Guccifer 2.0 delves into candidates' plans for October Surprise

Looser Guccifer 2.0 delves into candidates' plans for October Surprise

The presidential candidates' polling highs and lows are roller coastering on and on. Recently, unpleasant odors of DNC manipulating for Clinton, plus hacks into The Clinton Foundation, threatened a downward sag. This was prevented via blowing...

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Funny story: Hillary Spotted at Trump Rally, Screams out to Bill for Help

Hillary Spotted at Trump Rally, Screams out to Bill for Help

Fairfield, CT -- At a rally last night, Donald J. Trump spotted a woman in the audience suspected to be Hillary Clinton. As Trump called for her "immediate eviction", the crowd became more rowdy. The mysterious woman raced out of the stadium, scream...

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Funny story: You Ted Cruz! You're Full Of Fareed Zakaria

You Ted Cruz! You're Full Of Fareed Zakaria

Puffing through his foreign policy address, while holding onto the podium with one hand, Donald Trump appeared to wheeze out his declaration that Hillary Clinton did not have the stamina or temperament to be president. Shifting hands, one always g...

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Funny story: Slovenia Demands that Melania Return Home

Slovenia Demands that Melania Return Home

Ljubljana, Slovenia - The government of Slovenia, through its Ministry of Justice, together with the Slovenian Financial Administration, has issued a formal demand on Melanija Knavs, now known Mrs. Melania Trump, to return to her home country. T...

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Funny story: Genitalia eating fish with human teeth threat did NOT come from Trump

Genitalia eating fish with human teeth threat did NOT come from Trump

Spokespersons for Mr. Trump have rushed forward to clarify that Mr. Trump has absolutely nothing to do with the latest alarm concerning genitalia eating fish with human teeth. The pacu under scrutiny (related to the piranha) favors male genitalia...

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