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Funny story: Harry Potter under fire from Ministry of Magic

Harry Potter under fire from Ministry of Magic

It appears that the authoress of the Harry Potter series, and her rival religious factions, have come under fire of the Ministry of Magic. It seems that the books on Harry were not Ministry approved, and they are appalled that J.K. would tell the wor...

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Funny story: When Harry met Ginny

When Harry met Ginny

Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe is currently taking time off set as he is suffering with a black eye.

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Funny story: Chelsea Sign Daniel Radcliffe To Supply That "Missing Magic"

Chelsea Sign Daniel Radcliffe To Supply That "Missing Magic"

Premiership title challengers Chelsea have agreed terms with the film star Daniel Radcliffe in a bid to put back some of the magic that has been lacking since the departure of their former manager

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Funny story: JK Rowling "Outs" Hagrid as Bestiality Practitioner

JK Rowling "Outs" Hagrid as Bestiality Practitioner

(Manchester, UK, Nov 16) In a further surprise announcement about the sexual proclivities of one of the characters of the popular children's Harry Potter series, author JK Rowling has announced that "in my mind, Rubeus Hagrid was always in...

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Funny story: JK Rowling now says Harry Potter is Gay

JK Rowling now says Harry Potter is Gay

Two lucky Kansas based Harry Potter fans hot the chance to meet author JK Rowling after being selected from a pool of thousands who entered a Scholastic J.K. Rowling Open Book Tour Sweepstakes.

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Funny story: Rowling announces another gay character, not long since Dumbledore came out of the closet!

Rowling announces another gay character, not long since Dumbledore came out of the closet!

London- It hasn't been long since she announced Dumbledore's homosexuality, but Joanne Kathleen Rowling, author of the Harry Potter series, has now released information that both Ron Weasly and and Neville Longbottom both engaged in a sexual...

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Funny story: J.K. Rowling Outs a Harry Potter character to a crowd of her adoring pre-adolescent fans; draws collective gasp then...

J.K. Rowling Outs a Harry Potter character to a crowd of her adoring pre-adolescent fans; draws collective gasp then...

New York, New York - Concluding her U.S. promotional book tour of the Deathly Hallows in New York City this week, J.K. Rowling dropped the bomb on the pre-adolescent audience gathered at Carnegie Hall to meet their number one fantasy writer by announ...

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Funny story: Harry Potter Author J.K. Rowling Admits Professor Dumbledore is Gay

Harry Potter Author J.K. Rowling Admits Professor Dumbledore is Gay

J.K Rowling admitted to a group of English children today that Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster of Hogwarts School, is gay. She outed the professor during a question and answer session with her young fans and readers and confirmed long speculated intern...

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Funny story: J.K. Rowling reads passages from Deathly Hallows to LAUSD kids; children say: 'it still didn't make the ending any better'

J.K. Rowling reads passages from Deathly Hallows to LAUSD kids; children say: 'it still didn't make the ending any better'

Hollywood, California - J.K. Rowling made an appearance at the Kodak Theater in Hollywood, California today. She took the stage before an underage-cheering horde of her adoring fans. She was there on a book promotion tour and to lend her support of a...

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Funny story: Jeremy Kyle sacked - Professor Snape from Harry Potter takes over as chat show host

Jeremy Kyle sacked - Professor Snape from Harry Potter takes over as chat show host

In a shock announcement, ITV bosses have said that chat show host Jeremy Kyle has been dropped from the Jeremy Kyle Show, which will get a new host and a new name. It will be called the Professor Snape Show and its host will be Harry Potter's pro...

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Funny story: J.K. Rowling casts Imperius Curse at National Movie Awards - Harry Potter film takes every award

J.K. Rowling casts Imperius Curse at National Movie Awards - Harry Potter film takes every award

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix swept ITV's National Movie Awards at the London's Royal Festival Hall, taking every award, even the award for the best animation. Cr...

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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe Naked In New York Gives New Meaning to The Great White Way

Daniel Radcliffe Naked In New York Gives New Meaning to The Great White Way

Daniel Radcliffe, most famous for his title roll in the Harry Potter films, has now completed his stage run on Equus in Great Britain and plans to go with the show to New York. His nude turn on Broadway will give new meaning to the Great White Way.

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Funny story: TheSpoof! writer feels 'unwell' after President Putin story

TheSpoof! writer feels 'unwell' after President Putin story

TheSpoof.com columnist Noshing Mink said that he felt "unwell" only days after writing a controversial story involving President Putin.

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Funny story: Harry Potter - Dobbie the house elf is based on President Putin

Harry Potter - Dobbie the house elf is based on President Putin

The Kemlin has accused the British government and film industry of basing the character of Dobbie the house elf in the Harry Potter films on President Putin.

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Funny story: J.K. Rowling's new literary work: 'Hogwart's Great Hall of Culinary Cuisine'; re-titled something insulting to Yanks in America

J.K. Rowling's new literary work: 'Hogwart's Great Hall of Culinary Cuisine'; re-titled something insulting to Yanks in America

New York, New York - The latest to jump on the treadmill of dieting books that Americans just cannot seem to get enough of these days, J.K. Rowling has surprised everyone with her recent announcement that she has sent her latest completed literary wo...

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Funny story: J.K. Rowling Sued By Harry Potter Actors For Breach of Contract

J.K. Rowling Sued By Harry Potter Actors For Breach of Contract

Actors Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, and Emma Watson have sued writer J.K. Rowling for breach of contract. The three, stars of the five Harry Potter movies, claim that their acting careers will likely end in two or three years after the last book...

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Funny story: J.K. Rowling Working on Writing New Novel

J.K. Rowling Working on Writing New Novel

J.K. Rowling, author of the highly successful Harry Potter series, has begun writing her first non-Harry novel. She has been spotted working on the manuscript in Edinburgh cafes and libraries. Rowling, who has dominated the best seller lists and is...

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