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Funny story: French team insult in Mexican restaurant

French team insult in Mexican restaurant

France's dismal World Cup Campaign took a turn for the worst last night when it emerged there after game dinner was arranged for a Mexican Restaurant. The embarrassing 2-0 defeat last night to Mexico was only the start of a disastrous day for the Fr...

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Funny story: Ireland does a Mexican wave as Mexico beat France

Ireland does a Mexican wave as Mexico beat France

Scenes of joy and ecstasy were seen in the streets and villages across Ireland on Thursday as Mexico beat France 2-0. New Manchester United striker, Javier Hernandez started the party with, as one drunken Irish reveller described, "The best goal I...

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Funny story: Flash Floods Becoming Worldwide Epidemic

Flash Floods Becoming Worldwide Epidemic

First a campground in Arkansas was inundated with rising flood waters killing an estimated 20 people this past weekend. Now, there are reports coming out of the Var region in southeastern France that the same type of flood has killed at least 19 peop...

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Funny story: Crowd at Apple Store in the Louvre reaches 500; France surrenders to it.

Crowd at Apple Store in the Louvre reaches 500; France surrenders to it.

Over 500 French technophiles waited in line for several hours at the Apple store, in the Louvre's shopping center, for the chance to buy an iPad, which went on sale yesterday. Fearing that the iPad owners are already stronger than France's combin...

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Funny story: French Government To Ban Women's Clothing

French Government To Ban Women's Clothing

The French government is expected to announce extreme new laws preventing women from wearing any clothes in public. Nicholas Sarkozy has long been an advocate of "sexy politique" and if he gets his way then French women could be seen in the nude very...

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Funny story: French police fine veiled Muslim woman driver

French police fine veiled Muslim woman driver

Police in Nantes, in the west of France, today fined a Muslim woman for driving whilst wearing a veil after she was stopped for driving through two sets of red lights and narrowly missing a young child trying to cross the road. A police spokesman...

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Funny story: "No Way France Will Win World Cup Without Cheating" Says Platini

"No Way France Will Win World Cup Without Cheating" Says Platini

Michel Platini, former French football star and now UEFA President, has written off France's chances of winning the world cup. He expects them to get through the first round, but further progress will be unlikely, unless they cheat. "We had to che...

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Funny story: French winemakers humiliated in wine fraud case

French winemakers humiliated in wine fraud case

French winemakers are today licking their wounds after losing what they had hoped would be a landmark case resulting from their widely publicized state-of-the-art wine fraud detection system. Early last year, the crack "Clouseau" investigative dep...

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Funny story: French General Threatens China, then Quickly Takes it Back

French General Threatens China, then Quickly Takes it Back

Paris- French officials are scrambling this afternoon in an apparent effort to appease their enraged Chinese counterparts. The dispute began with reports of an ill-advised boast made by General Pierre Petit on the French Riviera Monday afternoon...

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Funny story: Bleakley told go to France

Bleakley told go to France

Adrian Chiles told Christine Bleakley his co presenter, on that boring show The One Show to go to France so she did.Apparently they have not being getting on for some time Chiles even started trying to grow a beard to try and annoy Bleakley and then...

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Funny story: The Coach of The French Winter Olympics Team Is Upset Because Someone Stole Their White Flags

The Coach of The French Winter Olympics Team Is Upset Because Someone Stole Their White Flags

VANCOUVER - The coach of the French Olympic team, Beauregard St. Suzette is highly upset because it appears that someone has stolen all of France's white flags. St. Suzette called the director of Le Ooh La La Airport in Paris, Claude Claudette, an...

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Funny story: Inspector Clouseau becomes a guide in The Louvre

Inspector Clouseau becomes a guide in The Louvre

'And 'ere, ladies and a gentlemens, is the display of ancient Egyptian mummies, my mummy is zee one on zee left next to that huge McDonald's sign. Passing on to this stuffed bird we see that it hees a kerry katonae from Iceland, and next to it is what many scientistes believe is the missing link between humans and apes, homo rooney. And now - come on, come on, 'urry up, espece des cochons anglais!...

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Funny story: Iran Says Feb. 11, Is The Day They Invade France - France Announces They Surrender

Iran Says Feb. 11, Is The Day They Invade France - France Announces They Surrender

CAMEL DROPPINGS, Iran - The Iranian Minister of War has confirmed, previously unconfirmed reports, that yes, it is a fact that his country plans on invading France on Feb. 11, 2010. When the French government heard the news, they immediately began...

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Funny story: France "unveil" final plans to "unveil" the veil, Qui, Qui!

France "unveil" final plans to "unveil" the veil, Qui, Qui!

Progressive French Pres. Sarkozy has decided to push France into the modern world by "unveiling" those who hide themselves behind a "veil"! He does have a slight problem, those who are fully veiled (Burka-d) do not wish to join 2010, they prefer t...

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Funny story: Calais - Now A London Suburb

Calais - Now A London Suburb

Outrage in London this afternoon as the French port of Calais trumpeted a marketing ploy aimed at the 2012 Olympic Games and naming itself as an ideal base for Olympic spectators and competitors during the games. Mayor of Calais, David Dubonnet, t...

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Funny story: St Cullottes slams poverty critics

St Cullottes slams poverty critics

French President Knickerless St Cullottes today angrily rejected claims he was not doing enough for poverty in France. ''I have done more to increase poverty than any other president'' he claimed after distributing a fact dossier to assembled journal...

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Funny story: Fat's Fabulous

Fat's Fabulous

Are you fat? If so then France is the country for you. The government of President Nicolas Sarkozy has declared war on thin people. He wants the French, who are normally of petite physique, to eat more and to get really fat because being fat is healt...

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