After a series of horrendous infanticide cases, President Nicolas Sarkozy's government is to start giving sex lessons to all France's adult males. The lessons, which will be compulsory for all males aged between 20 and 80, are to be held in specia...
Apparently, French Prime Minister Nicolas Sarkozy, is spitting bullets at the leaked news concerning his love rival, Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi, 73! Quite apart from having a better name than his Mr Sarkozy is well pissed regarding disclosures of t...
France, the world's most visited country, will no longer allow fat tourists to step foot on French soil. The announcement made by the newly-founded Paris-based 'Fatties-Stay-At-Home' association has rocked airlines, shipping lines and internationa...
The famous long, thin and crispy French baguette, so loved by visitors to France, has disappeared from the shelves of Paris bakeries. This was something which last happened 221 years ago (1789) and which sparked off the French Revolution and resulted...
PARIS - French President Nicolas "French Fries" Sarkozy has issued a statement declaring war on the nefarious, guerrilla group known as Al Qaeda. Sarkozy said that it is his understanding that AQ leaders highly insulted his wife Carla Bruni Sarkoz...
Having recently rebelled at their enforced retirement,two Benedictine Nuns, Sister Virginie Ardant and Sister Laetitia Fossey, both aged 80 years, made a bolt from the secluded Abbaye de Notre-Dame de L'Annonciation Convent in Avignon recently and ar...
Bastille Day celebrated by the French in memory of the storming of the Bastille and sparking off the French Revolution has been criticised from some strange quarters as being hypocritical? Firstly the present French government led by that lovable...
President Nicolas "Au Naturelle" Sarkozy has won the first step in a year-long plan to make clothes illegal for women. On a day of confusion in France's lower house of parliament, members overwhelmingly approved a bill that would ban wearing the I...
France's hopes of becoming the World Cup champions were dashed yet a third straight time as they were beaten squarely by South Africa with a final score of 2 to 1. Although the win wasn't enough to keep South Africa in the games, the bigger story is...
Heads will roll, yeah, yeah, yeah. Who's responsible for the debacle? I see five (be)headings and five corresponding penalties: The coach, Domenech. He will have his eyebrows shaved on prime time TV. The French Football Federation: the bosses will undergo compulsory lipposuccion. The players: their Nintendo consoles will be confiscated and access to call-girls denied for 4 years. T...
La Maladie Francaise has resulted in the disappearance of the Gallic nation. Thiery Henri, French forward, complained; 'It was the curse of the Irish. I find it hard to handle the shame and humuiliation of our departure from the World Cup as bottom t...
The glorious republic of France yesterday steamrollered their way into the last sixteen of the World Cup with a glorious 1-2 victory over host nation, South Africa. Reduced to ten men after a vicious South African challenge where one of their lot...
Chumps Elysee, Paris: In events that bear all the hallmarks of another Revolution in France to start the next Republic, the strike of the French National Football team has placed President Sarkastikozy before the guillotine. Air traffic controlle...
POLOKWANE, South Africa - A spokesperson for The French Football Federation is investigating allegations that one of the members of the French National Team violated established French soccer rules. The FFF is alleging that Nicolas Anelka willingl...
The scandal that has engulfed the France World Cup squad entered new territory this afternoon as the French national airline, Air France, refused to carry the team back to France. The decision by the French FA to withdraw from the World Cup has no...
Disgraced France football star Nicolas Anelka is preparing this morning to set sail for French Guiana aboard a prison ship bound for the penal colony of Devil's Island. The island is the place to where Hollywood stars Steve McQueen - wrongly accus...
France's dismal World Cup Campaign took a turn for the worst last night when it emerged there after game dinner was arranged for a Mexican Restaurant. The embarrassing 2-0 defeat last night to Mexico was only the start of a disastrous day for the Fr...
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