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Funny story: Area man will eat that if you're not going to

Area man will eat that if you're not going to

DENVER, CO--Insisting that it is "the best part", Angelo Delagol offered to consume the uneaten and undesired portion of his tablemate's meal, sources from Outback Restaurant on 40th Avenue reported Sunday. "Really, you're not gonna eat it?" Delag...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Loves Being Full-Figured

Christina Aguilera Loves Being Full-Figured

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Christina Aguilera flew down to Cabo San Lucas for some fun in the sun. Christina who appears on the hit reality music show The Voice was recently interviewed by Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo. The singer...

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Funny story: 'Best boyfriend ever' to leave half-eaten sandwich for girlfriend

'Best boyfriend ever' to leave half-eaten sandwich for girlfriend

In what may be the most thoughtful gesture of their 3-year relationship, Jake Harrington plans to leave his girlfriend Mary Rockmore a half-eaten bologna sandwich. Harrington said the thoughtful act, which occurs after the two had a long argumen...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian To Open Up A Restaurant

Kim Kardashian To Open Up A Restaurant

LOS ANGELES - Kim Kardashian has said that she is on Cloud 9 thanks to her boyfriend Kanye West who is forever complementing her on her hair, her make up, and her badonkadonk. She recently expressed to iRumors reporter Vodka Vermicelli that she ha...

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Funny story: NYC Street Vendors Threaten Mayor Bloomberg with a Strike

NYC Street Vendors Threaten Mayor Bloomberg with a Strike

New York, NY: New York City (NYC) Mayor Michael Bloomberg intends to restrict sugary soft drink sales to less than 16 ounce servings at city restaurants, movie theaters and stadiums. NYC street vendors met with the mayor over concerns that the pro...

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Funny story: Ipswich Man Wins Right to Eat Cat

Ipswich Man Wins Right to Eat Cat

An East Anglian man has been given the all clear by the High Court in London to eat his pet cat paving the way for more Britons to cook, fry, boil and roast their pets. The landmark decision is seen as triumph for civil liberties claim many watche...

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Funny story: Derek Hough Romps With Mystery Beauty

Derek Hough Romps With Mystery Beauty

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Derek Hough has denied on several occasions that the reason why he broke up with Cheryl Cole last year was due to her Geordie accent. The star of the reality show Dancing With The Stars remarked that the reason why he broke up wi...

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Funny story: The World's Most Famous Pizza Mascot Fired!

The World's Most Famous Pizza Mascot Fired!

IRVING, Texas - Chuck E. Cheese's mascot, the giant, hideous-looking rodent has been shooed out the front door. After 35 years of being the official spokesrat for one of America's leading children's pizza establishments Chuck E. will join the rank...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Kisses Her Diet Bye-Bye As She Balloons Up To 230 Pounds

Kirstie Alley Kisses Her Diet Bye-Bye As She Balloons Up To 230 Pounds

LOS ANGELES - Kirstie Alley was recently spotted at a Tall Timbers Supermarket in Encino with a grocery cart hooked on to a second grocery cart. According to an employee of the food giant, Ms. Alley had loaded the first shopping cart with items su...

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Funny story: Fresh Guidelines on Breakfast Cereals

Fresh Guidelines on Breakfast Cereals

The Dietary Information Panel (DIP) has now revised its advice related to breakfast cereals. Rather than eating any number of large bowls of porridge and any number of smaller bowls of Sugary Puffs or Chocky Pops at any one sitting it now recomme...

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Funny story: Street evacuated after man bores people to death

Street evacuated after man bores people to death

A street in Doncaster has been evacuated following reports of a man, named locally as Barry Bazooka, boring people to death. It is understood that Bazooka has recently returned from a two-week vacation in Florida and has been telling anyone and ev...

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Funny story: New York City: "Big Apple" Out; "Cute Apple" In

New York City: "Big Apple" Out; "Cute Apple" In

Mayor Michael Bloomberg has announced that henceforth New York City will no longer be nicknamed, "The Big Apple." At his noon news conference, Hizzoner unloaded this latest bombshell to the unsuspecting news services. "A 'Big Apple' suggests...

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Funny story: 2012 Lobsterfest Yields Lowest Death Toll in Years

2012 Lobsterfest Yields Lowest Death Toll in Years

Orlando, FL - Representatives of the Pink Lobster restaurant chain announced today that this year's Lobsterfest promotion has resulted in the lowest death toll in nearly two decades, with reported casualties hovering around a paltry 1,650. The p...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera To Appear In A New Cooking Show Called "Makin' Muffins"

Christina Aguilera To Appear In A New Cooking Show Called "Makin' Muffins"

LOS ANGELES - Christina Aguilera, one of the stars of The Voice, has just been signed to star in her very own television show. A spokesperson for The Nourishment Network Griffin "Calories" Calaretti confirmed that Ms. Aguilera will he hosting the...

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Funny story: FDA Re-Classifies Caesar Salad as Health Food

FDA Re-Classifies Caesar Salad as Health Food

To the surprise of many nutritionists and health experts, the Food and Drug Administration has announced a revision to its "Good for You" food list, which will now include the long-time pseudo-healthy menu choice known as the Caesar Salad. A tradi...

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Funny story: Rihanna Talks Openly About Her "Switch Hitting" Rumors

Rihanna Talks Openly About Her "Switch Hitting" Rumors

MALIBU - Barbabos songstress Rihanna and her BFF Melissa Forde were out on the town and caused quite a stir as they walked hand-in-hand into the exquisite Ristorante Giorgio Baldi formerly The Jellyfish Tentacles Bar & Grill. Carolina Chipotle...

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Funny story: Joan Rivers Says That Christina Aguilera Needs To Cut Back On The Burgers, Pizza, and Burritos

Joan Rivers Says That Christina Aguilera Needs To Cut Back On The Burgers, Pizza, and Burritos

MANHATTAN - Reality TV star Joan Rivers, who stars in Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best? and The Fashion Police was having lunch with her plain-featured platitudinous daughter Melissa at the highly popular Cinderella Cafeteria. The two Yiddish gals were easily overheard talking about having watched Christina Aguilera perform the other night on The Voice. Joan, 78, who was having a spinach...

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