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Funny story: Airline Pilot Saves Plane After Wing Falls Off

Airline Pilot Saves Plane After Wing Falls Off

La Guardia, New York (IP) - What began as a routine flight from New York to Fort Lauderdale almost turned to tragedy earlier today when a wing fell off of a 747 jet plane. Tragedy was averted by Northern Airlines pilot Mark Joyce thanks to some quic...

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Funny story: Dead snakes on a plane

Dead snakes on a plane

Atlanta - (Ass Mess): A fifty year old Floridian Samuel L Jackson lookalike has been fined a record $8,000 after being caught flying with 30 dead snakes in his hand luggage on an flight originating in South Korea.

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Funny story: Jet lag turns Beckham into child again

Jet lag turns Beckham into child again

A freak accident has caused football superstar David Beckham to regress into a 4-year old child.

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Funny story: Boeing Unveils Environmentally Friendly Passenger Plane

Boeing Unveils Environmentally Friendly Passenger Plane

Bowing to pressure from environment agencies planemaker Boeing has today unveiled its new "green" 787 Dreamliner aircraft powered by vegetable oil.

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Funny story: Easy Jet? 'Not Any More!' says Stelios

Easy Jet? 'Not Any More!' says Stelios

LONDON. Breaking the tradition of years, and every one of the aims and strategies that has held the famous 'easy' company in good stead, Stelios Anjwoydasomething-i-don't-know-your-surname had recently announced the new dangerous, daring...

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Funny story: Paris Air Show continues stellar safety record, but spectators are let down

Paris Air Show continues stellar safety record, but spectators are let down

PARIS, France (Le Monde Staff Writer) - Event organizers of one of the world's largest air shows at Le Bourgeoisie Airport are close to announcing another safe year without incidents.

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Funny story: Australia/US Scramjet Launch successful - but collisions are on the rise

Australia/US Scramjet Launch successful - but collisions are on the rise

Somewhere in the Australian outback (Wired News) - On Friday, a team with the Hypersonic Collaborative Australia/United States Experiment launched a 'scramjet' for the first time.

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Funny story: Jet Blue teams with Air Bus

Jet Blue teams with Air Bus

In a surprise move Jet Blue has concluded a secret purchase of 6 new AirBus 4380 MFBP aircraft to be delivered prior to the 2008 winter season. Inside sources have detailed Jet Blues' proposed use of the new monster aircraft.

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Funny story: New airport tax causes grief

New airport tax causes grief

As if the cost of living wasn't sky high enough, the government slaps on more sky high tax for being sky high.

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Funny story: MI5 Uncover Irish Link In Terror Plot

MI5 Uncover Irish Link In Terror Plot

Sources close to M15 have revealed that there may be an Irish connection to the alleged terror plot against US Aircraft flying from the UK.

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Funny story: Airport Scans: Use Them to YOUR Advantage

Airport Scans: Use Them to YOUR Advantage

Hollywood - All over the US people are talking about the proposed airport scans. Surveys formal and informal show a distinct adverse response, despite the authorities' touting its benefits to flying safety. "We can see that hair gelignite and to...

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Funny story: Cindy Sheehan Is Back In Crawford, Texas

Cindy Sheehan Is Back In Crawford, Texas

Similar to the swallows flying back to Capistrano in the spring, or the seasonal animal migration across the Masai Mara in Kenya in the fall, like a stiff hangover following a night's drunk, (Mel Gibson has volunteered to address any Jewish group...

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Funny story: Shot in the face, the new kicked in the nuts

Shot in the face, the new kicked in the nuts

So the big news flying around (or more accurately walking around in circles waiting for its cage door to be opened so it can slowly walk out and then be immediately shot) is the news that Vice President, Richard “Dick” Cheney viciously shot a 78 year old hunting partner in the face. Mr. Cheney “intended” to shoot a Quail, but instead shot his fellow Quail killer in the face. If only the Quail w...

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Funny story: NBA Unleashes ... BasketBrawl !

NBA Unleashes ... BasketBrawl !

Fans pummeling Players, Players pummeling Fans, Fans hospitalizing Coaches, Coaches flooring Referees, Cheerleaders trampling Fans, chairs, cokes, bottles and projectiles flying all directions but UP, complete and utter knock down drag-out CHAOS in...

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Funny story: Flying Donkey Crashes into Brothel

Flying Donkey Crashes into Brothel

PARIS (AP) A flying donkey last night crashed through the 3rd story window of an unnamed "hotel" in the Bois de Boulogne district. The occupant of the room said, "I was .. taking care of a .. client when CRASH all of a sudden there...

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Funny story: Thanksgiving Day Parades Collide, Dozens Sort of Injured

Thanksgiving Day Parades Collide, Dozens Sort of Injured

NEW YORK (AP) As one witness put it, "one parade didn't see the other one coming so before you knew it .. tubas and .. Squarepants floats flying every direction".

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Funny story: Many Cooks Turn Out Superb "Unspoilt" Broth

Many Cooks Turn Out Superb "Unspoilt" Broth

Flying in the face of proverbial cliche, 14 chefs from the Madison Hotel, Albany, Winsconsin, produced what many hotel customers described as "one of the best broths I have ever tasted".

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