In honor of the resignation of General Stanley McChrystal as commander of the US and NATO forces in Afghanistan, entrepreneurs in Afghanistan have re-opened several fast food restaurants, renaming them after the general. McChrystal Burgers was the fi...
A worldwide network of illicit distribution of counterfeit ramen noodle products continues to elude the grasp of the finest minds in police investigation. Based upon traditional Asian noodle soups made from basic food ingredients, these desiccated,...
After over a half-century of heterosexist bias in marketing myocardial infarctions cleverly disguised as food, international fast food giant McDonald's launched a history-making advertising campaign in France targeting the gay and gay-allied market.
I'll start by making my apologies. I can be a little bit grumpy at times, especially when I am lacking in Vitamin Caffeine. However, that said, I feel that banning me from every McDonald's, Burger King, Kentucky Fried Chicken and the like in the Royal Borough of Stockport was slightly harsh. McDonald's were the first. It was early. I walked in bleary eyed and asked quite plainly for a black cof...
LOUISVILLE, KY -- The world's most popular chicken restaurant chain, Kenny's Fried Chicken, more widely known as KFC, has finally succumbed to the seven years of pressure from animal rights groups to change its chicken menus. The negative publicity g...
Khalid sheikh Mohammed was indicted on Wednesday for his alleged role in the World trade center bombings. The justice department was willing to give him a lighter sentence for any information regarding the other shakes involved. He said he was hap...
Colonel Saunders is pleased to announce the arrival of his new Spring menu, available at his restaurants in central London. Why not try the following mouth watering offerings: The Minger Tower Bugger Me Meal- a stacked burger with rat droppings, cat sick, dead flies and the Colonels secret spices. Snot Wings-Dead pigeon wings covered in snot from an illegal immigrant employed to work in...
Responding to criticism that senior citizens are unhappy because they are not allowed to buy the Kids Meals that include toys for children, the MacDiddy's Corporate Headquarters issued a statement saying that in deference to a generation of fast food...
Dog lovers are celebrating in the Korea-town district of Los Angeles. With the opening of its flagship franchise, the McMuttley Corporation hopes to recreate the same success that Ray Kroc had when he first introduced McDonalds here in the USA. U...
JOLIET, Illinois - Mickey D's, the giant hamburger chain has just announced that it has developed a new menu burger in honor of golfing legend Eldrick Tont Woods. The new burger consists of a special wiener put between two special buns with speci...
History making purveyor of fine kebabs, pizzas, fried chicken and fish and chips, Ali Bullo today turned the fast food world right on its head with the introduction of the 'SEXY' kebab, which according to analysts will propel the Ali Bullo Organisati...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, was delighted last night when wife Anne turned up at his workplace in the family E-Baymobile to give him a lift home after a gruelling twelve hour shift, a gesture which negated the horrible necessity of waiting around...
MIAMI - Well it looks like the Burger vs. Pizza Wars are once again fixing to get heated up. Burger House, a hamburger franchise which is based in Waterloo, Iowa, has just announced that they have worked out a deal with The Rocky Mountain Brewski...
Consternation and widespread anxiety in the UK today as the big freeze showed no sign of abating. As roads closed, airports struggled, and the rail network slowly shut down, the terrible reality of the big freeze dawned on the plucky Brits, who had h...
A pair of co-joined twins, Mary and Terry McBriar, have been named the co-employees of the month at the Burger Lord franchise on South Mesa Street. The sisters, who are joined together at the hip and share three legs and a few internal organs, have...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Food and Drug Administration turned up the heat on Burger Kingdom's fast food empire today and ordered a massive recall after 1.2 million patties the company intended to flame broil turned out to be 100% flame retardant Angus b...
Fast food conglomerate MacDiddly announced today that they are opening a restaurant in what might be the unlikeliest of venues - Auschwitz concentration camp in Poland. The camp, which saw the extermination of hundreds of thousands of Polish politic...
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