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Funny story: Plan to Control Fashion Criminals

Plan to Control Fashion Criminals

A national register of fashion offenders could be set up as part of a massive crackdown to keep the public safe from hideous outfits, Home Secretary Charles Clarke says.

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Funny story: Posh bird goes cheap

Posh bird goes cheap

High-maintenance harridan Victoria Beckham has reportedly signed a four-year contract to be the face of ‘affordable fashion house' Matalan.

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Funny story: Fashion news - Chinese develop fuller chests

Fashion news - Chinese develop fuller chests

Shanghai -- Believed by most Westerners to be capable only of producing cheap plastic crap sold at Wal-Mart stores, China today shocked the fashion world by sending down the runway a Chinese model equipped with boobs. Sukon Dees, a professional Chi...

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Funny story: Hybrid Cars Still Butt Ugly

Hybrid Cars Still Butt Ugly

Beverly Hills - Hybrid cars get great gas mileage and qualify for generous tax rebates, but the current crop is "Butt Ugly" according to fashion designer Tommy Hilfinger. " When you own a piece of automotive art like a Porsche 911 or...

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Funny story: Harry Starts Fascist Fashion Craze

Harry Starts Fascist Fashion Craze

Nazi regalia - it's the new fashion craze that's hit the Western world like a blitzkrieg.

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Funny story: Michael Moore Collection

Michael Moore Collection

Michael Moore fresh from his sensational appearence at the Republican Convention held at Madison Square Gardens has decided to enter the world of fashion. Moore stunned the party faithful by making his grand entrance wearing a green Army & Navy Surpl...

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Funny story: Ahmed leaves the BB house in Dramatic Fashion

Ahmed leaves the BB house in Dramatic Fashion

In a dramatic development today Big Brother contestant Ahmed Aghil exploded earlier today following an argument with a fellow housemate.

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Funny story: Fashion Designers Concede that Black is the New Black

Fashion Designers Concede that Black is the New Black

After years of trying to convince New Yorkers and Angelenos that orange was the new black, pink was the new black, and gray was the new black, major fashion designers have conceded that black is the new black, the old black, the current black, and th...

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Funny story: Venus event rare and bright

Venus event rare and bright

HALLMARK, Idaho - The planet Venus will cross the sun's path in dramatic fashion next week. It is a sight not witnessed by earthlings for more than a century. And, the last remaining witness of the event, Irma Milkwanderer, died recently of a rar...

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Funny story: Disco is back

Disco is back

There I was in the early 1980s and the stark reality had set in. Disco was dead! Now, this was probably a good thing for society as a whole since it marked the end of a scourge on the music and fashion industry of the 1970s, but this posed a big pr...

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Funny story: Jordan Eats Ant's Tentacles Then Dec's Testicles

Jordan Eats Ant's Tentacles Then Dec's Testicles

Things really started hotting up in the Australian bush last night, when top fashion babe, Jordan,  took offence at Dec, the cherub-like presenter and bit off his left tentacle.    Viewers have often...

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Funny story: Mr. Blackwell tops Blackwell's "Worst dressed" list -- Friends fear senility

Mr. Blackwell tops Blackwell's "Worst dressed" list -- Friends fear senility

Fashion critic "Mr. Blackwell", famous for his yearly lists of the best and worst dressed celebrities, has chosen himself as 2003's "worst dressed" man.

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Funny story: "Bin Laden Most Wanted" Declares Fashion Victim

"Bin Laden Most Wanted" Declares Fashion Victim

Fashion expert John Gaudie has said it is "quite right too" that Osama Bin Laden is the world's most wanted man. "I really want to get my hands on him" he said last night.

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