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Funny story: Lost dog kills 2,000 by farting

Lost dog kills 2,000 by farting

SYDNEY, Australia - A dog that vanished two months ago has been found to have killed 2,000 by farting, media reported Wednesday.

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Funny story: Elton John creates 'waves' at Diana's concert

Elton John creates 'waves' at Diana's concert

All hell broke loose at the Lady Diana's concert when Sir Elton John decided to 'break the wind' while singing about a candle. The consequences of the sound and the pungent odor emanating from the grossly enlarged anus of the homosexual d...

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Funny story: No one farts at Google

No one farts at Google

With various organisations and nations setting goals for reducing their carbon footprint over a period of years or even decades, Google is getting stuck in with a plan to achieve carbon neutrality in six months...

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Funny story: England no more! For global warming war!

England no more! For global warming war!

The mood across the land is celebratory as England prepares to make the ultimate sacrifice in the fight against global warming. A source close to the prime minister stated "The prime minster Feels we are losing the battle against flatulence,we dr...

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Funny story: Prince Charles: My Farts Smell Royal

Prince Charles: My Farts Smell Royal

LONDON (AP Newsliar) -- Prince Charles says his farts smell royal.

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Funny story: 2,700-year-old fart found in Greece!

2,700-year-old fart found in Greece!

ATHENS, Greece - Archaeologists in Greece have discovered a rare 2,700-year-old fart inside a copper urn from a site where soldiers described in Homer's "Iliad." farted into the ancient Greek equivalent...

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Funny story: Queen Not Amused at Bush's Fart Joke

Queen Not Amused at Bush's Fart Joke

A source inside the White House said that in honor of the Queen's visit, the President saved his best fart joke for their white-tie state dinner. The President's mother, Barbara Bush, in attendance, apologized afterwards to Her Majesty and sa...

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Funny story: Human Flatulence Blamed For Climate Change

Human Flatulence Blamed For Climate Change

It would appear, according to Government Environmental Agency research, that climate change is almost wholly attributable to the flatulence of humankind. Eminent Environmental Agency Scientist, Miss F. Hart, has discovered that gases emitted by human...

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Funny story: BA to introduce farting and non-farting flights

BA to introduce farting and non-farting flights

Airlines are well known to be significant contributors to global warming but what many people fail to realize is the not insignificant amount of greenhouse gas that's released when an aircraft's door is opened after landing and all the farts...

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Funny story: Scientists find Farting Gene

Scientists find Farting Gene

Scientists have discovered a rogue gene which makes people fart in public.

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Funny story: Sweet smelling butts means big bucks for John Paul Gaultier.

Sweet smelling butts means big bucks for John Paul Gaultier.

Farting! letting rip! Squeezing the cheese! These are all different ways to describe passing wind, a totally natural but sometimes embarrassing bodily function that has been the butt of jokes the world over. Well, it seems no more as John Paul Gaulti...

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Funny story: Bush approves global warming bill that makes it illegal for cows to belch

Bush approves global warming bill that makes it illegal for cows to belch

In an attempt to fight the "greenhouse effect," Pres. George W. Bush today passed into law a global warming bill that makes it illegal for American cows and sheep to belch.

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Funny story: "BEANO" Thanks the Royal Couple for Coming Forth

"BEANO" Thanks the Royal Couple for Coming Forth

First, it was a poorly disguised anonymous e-mail to sex advisers; then the British and US Gossip rags jumped all over it. Finally a hidden listening device paid f...

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Funny story: CBB Danielle Trumped!

CBB Danielle Trumped!

Danielle Lloyd, known globally for sullying the air of Channel 4's Celebrity Big Brother, has been dumped by her former model agencies!...

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Funny story: Wind Of Change Blows Through Buckingham Palace

Wind Of Change Blows Through Buckingham Palace

It was red faces all round today at Buckingham Palace and the search was on to find the culprit who 'dropped one' in front of Her Majesty.

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Funny story: Flatulence blamed for Blair's plane diversion

Flatulence blamed for Blair's plane diversion

North Atlantic Ocean - (Ass Mess): A plane of the Queen's Flight carrying Prime Monster Tony Blair had to be diverted en route to Washington DC tonight after cabin staff reported a strange whiff of suspected Polonium 210 fumes coming from the VIP...

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Funny story: Baked Beans off The Menu As Brown Unveils Flatulence Tax

Baked Beans off The Menu As Brown Unveils Flatulence Tax

The chancellor today unveiled a raft of new taxation to deal with the growing threat from greenhouse gases and global warming.

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