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Funny story: Printing Money Solution

Printing Money Solution

Economist Samuel Snip has come up with the answer to the world's economic problems - print more money. 'The quantity will ease the situation and recessions will be a thing of the past' he claimed. 'Now when any country goes into deficit it can pri...

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Funny story: Perry promises to turn U.S. into the poverty-stricken powerhouse that Texas is

Perry promises to turn U.S. into the poverty-stricken powerhouse that Texas is

AUSTIN, Tex.--Governor and Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry is proud of Texas, often bragging that it's an economic powerhouse. Certainly, the numbers don't lie. Perry's Texas ranks 2nd in the nation in GDP and as a state, the Lone Sta...

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Funny story: Putting the Plug in the Euro Sink

Putting the Plug in the Euro Sink

As stocks and shares are not being shared any longer European finance ministers are seeking ways to put a plug in the Euro Sink. Our exclusive information is that 'Bathroom Brown' - renowned for cracking sinks (and a few heads) is being called in...

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Funny story: Herman Cain's 999 Plan Nixed

Herman Cain's 999 Plan Nixed

The Tea Party has failed to support Republican hopeful Herman Cain's plan for tax reform. The plan, which calls for a 9% personal income tax, 9% federal sales tax, and 9% corporate tax, is referred to as the "999" plan. Despite the fact that this...

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Funny story: Quantum Physics used to explain American Economy

Quantum Physics used to explain American Economy

Top government economists, borrowing from the field of quantum physics, have formulated a solution that is currently being implemented by Barack Obama to solve America's economic woes. Government economists suggest that our current crisis is being...

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Funny story: Wake up, America. It's all just a bad dream.

Wake up, America. It's all just a bad dream.

New York City - The nation is sleeping through the wrong American Dream, and needs only to wake up to avoid the nightmarish problems it is facing. "If you don't think you're dreaming, examine the evidence that proves otherwise," said Kilgore Trout...

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Funny story: Gobshite Index Trading Set To Replace Bond Market

Gobshite Index Trading Set To Replace Bond Market

A leaked report from Number 11 Downing street has revealed the frightening level of institutionally sanctioned incompetence, and superficiality in the current coalition government. Heinz Skimpton Cheeck'Flailer C.E.O of SUCCUBI Assured Investments P...

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Funny story: USA to change economic metric from GDP to Gross Domestic Weight

USA to change economic metric from GDP to Gross Domestic Weight

Under mounting pressure to demonstrate an economic turnaround, the United States Bureau of Labor and Statistics has decided to change the metrics being used to measure economic growth. The principal economic metric will now be the Gross Domestic Weig...

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Funny story: Sharing Banks

Sharing Banks

With Bank shares up following the Osborne/Cameron slow down on Bank reforms and the way open for another recession, things are looking up for those who want to see more austerity and the public lending to Banks again. It is a great prospect. Why o...

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Funny story: Forget gold, invest in sand, Wall Street advises

Forget gold, invest in sand, Wall Street advises

New York - How can you make some quick gains in a slow economy? The smart money on Wall Street is flowing out of gold and Into sand, according to a random survey of top investment analysts. "Sand is a steal compared to other commodities," said Rog...

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Funny story: Jobs Given Blow As Apple Chief

Jobs Given Blow As Apple Chief

Apple Chief Executive Steve Jobs has been given a blow in the top position of America's most profitable company. Jobs has been given a blow before as Chief Executive of Apple between 1984-1997, when he left the company after falling out with coll...

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Funny story: Ailing Chavez returns to hero's welcome...and a potentially high medical bill

Ailing Chavez returns to hero's welcome...and a potentially high medical bill

CARACAS, VENEZUELA--President Hugo Chavez has finally come home to Miraflores, but at the same time, on his return from Cuba, supporters fear that the country could face a whopping medical bill. Thousands, perhaps even a gazillion, turned out at t...

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Funny story: Obama catches 7 fishes; feeds the entire East Coast with an 'Economic Miracle'

Obama catches 7 fishes; feeds the entire East Coast with an 'Economic Miracle'

Martha's Vineyard, Massachusetts -- Pres. Barack Obama made good use of day three of his summer vacation, catching seven "nice size" striped bass off the coast of this ocean island. But what happened next is being called by some "the economic mir...

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Funny story: White House Unveils Jobs Plan; key provisions include increased defense spending, national drivers license, and accelerating rate of home foreclosures.

White House Unveils Jobs Plan; key provisions include increased defense spending, national drivers license, and accelerating rate of home foreclosures.

The President addressed a group of reporters and lawmakers today, and announced his long awaited economic stimulus and job growth plan.  In his trademark style of measured pace and confident articulation, the Chief Executive outlined key parts of his...

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Funny story: Bernanke Announces Unquantitative Easing

Bernanke Announces Unquantitative Easing

Federal Reserve Bank Chairman Ben Bernanke has announced a new round of quantitative easing to be termed Unquantitative Easing. Treasury Department Spokesmen said that the amount to be added to the money supply will be 'too much to count'. They ad...

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Funny story: China sends two guys to "just talk about" US debt

China sends two guys to "just talk about" US debt

China sent a few guys who work in "waste management" on a trip to the White House recently to talk to President Obama about the money owed to China. A White House spokesman said that "some pretty big guys" showed up late one night and rang the...

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Funny story: Man Offers His Bank Account to be Hacked/Net worth of $16 is said to be incentive for unusual offer

Man Offers His Bank Account to be Hacked/Net worth of $16 is said to be incentive for unusual offer

A man in St. Louis has offered his bank account to hackers -- providing that when they're done he be at least a dollar richer. "I'm broke already so every bit helps," he said. The unidentified man, who wishes to remain anonymous, logged into a...

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