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Funny story: Govt to introduce legislation excusing Ministers from road safety laws

Govt to introduce legislation excusing Ministers from road safety laws

Breaking news: Following the fining of Home Office Minister Liam Byrne for using his mobile phone while driving, the Government has announced that it will introduce new legislation excusing Ministers from road safety laws.

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Funny story: Hee Haw DVDs Responsible for Slew of Highway Fatalities

Hee Haw DVDs Responsible for Slew of Highway Fatalities

KINGMAN, AZ -- Darlene Quinn is a cashier at the Kingman, Arizona, Love's Truck Stop who is starting to think of herself of a merchant of death. She does, after all, sell beer, cigarettes and the "Hee Haw" DVDs that have caused no less...

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Funny story: Van Drives Itself

Van Drives Itself

A white van sped off down the road without a driver after the door opened on a steep bend.

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Funny story: Al Boredo take hostages

Al Boredo take hostages

Terrorists from the group Al Boredo fighting for longer school holidays for school teachers have kidnapped fifty 4x4 drivers from outside their school and taken them hostage.

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Funny story: CVC §21800(b)(1) is sweeping across the Golden State

CVC §21800(b)(1) is sweeping across the Golden State

A little known provision of the California Vehicle Code is spreading like a wildfire by the word of mouth. More people have learned about CVC §21800(b)(1) last month than about Ron Paul and, unlike his presidency, it is available for public benefit r...

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Funny story: The Intelligence Highway

The Intelligence Highway

Controversial plans announced today by the Shadow Home Secretary, the Rt Hon David Davis MP, promised to establish what is being called the world's first "Intelligence Highway" on the motorway from Oxford to London.

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Funny story: A-List Star Loses Manhood In Freak Accident

A-List Star Loses Manhood In Freak Accident

LONDON (Defecated News) - An British A-List celebrity is reported to have had his penis cut off in a freak accident last night. We are not able to give his name, but the details of the accident are clear.

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Funny story: Nursery Closed After Road Rage Children Go Crazy

Nursery Closed After Road Rage Children Go Crazy

LONDON (Defecated News) - The quiet leafy suburb of Northwood, Middlesex transformed into baby mayhem yesterday.

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Funny story: Government to ban women drivers

Government to ban women drivers

In its first sensible policy for years, the Government has announced that it will ban women drivers from our roads. Since just under half of all road traffic accidents are caused by women, this policy is expected to save thousands of...

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Funny story: A DoD day in the life

A DoD day in the life

While driving way too f*in' fast From right there came a sudden flash...

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Funny story: Danica Patrick TV Show Planned: Women Drivers

Danica Patrick TV Show Planned: Women Drivers

Race car driver Danica Patrick will host a new reality show on Time Warner's CW Network for the fall 2007 season. The Danica Patrick TV show will tentatively be called "Women Drivers." Female contestants will compete to...

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Funny story: DNA Test Proves Big Brother Tracey Is Really Robert De Niro's Sister

DNA Test Proves Big Brother Tracey Is Really Robert De Niro's Sister

As Big Brother fans made Nicky Fromwatford the fifth evictee from the House on Friday, news emerged yesterday that another personality discrepancy has come to light that may shake the show to its ve...

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Funny story: GM Abandons Manual Transmissions After Freak Accident

GM Abandons Manual Transmissions After Freak Accident

General Motors stepped back today from its shift to stickshifts after a freak accident occurred yesterday involving Ron Paul, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. The development comes four weeks after a previous announcement that

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Funny story: Driving Investigation Launched As Woman Passes Test At First Attempt

Driving Investigation Launched As Woman Passes Test At First Attempt

The Driving Standards Agency (DSA) has launched a major inquiry after it was revealed that a woman in the Black Country passed her Driving Test at the very first attempt.

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Funny story: Sober Drivers Cause More Accidents than Drunks

Sober Drivers Cause More Accidents than Drunks

Keginbumport, Maine (IP) - A scientific study has revealed that sober drivers cause six times as many accidents as drunks do. Statistics from the study have led scientists to conclude the extremely drunk drivers cause the least amount of accidents e...

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Funny story: New Misery for Smokers

New Misery for Smokers

It was announced earlier today that the new Prime Minister, Gordon Brown will extend the new smoking ban to include smoking whilst driving.

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Funny story: Liverpool Cabbies Fight Council Over "Twenty's Plenty"

Liverpool Cabbies Fight Council Over "Twenty's Plenty"

Local Government officials today clashed with taxi drivers over the imposition of a 20mph speed limit on an estate in Liverpool.

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