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Funny story: The Arizona Vote Recount is Finally Finished – And Trump Is Reportedly Madder Than An Egg-Laying Hen With No Ovaries

The Arizona Vote Recount is Finally Finished – And Trump Is Reportedly Madder Than An Egg-Laying Hen With No Ovaries

PHOENIX – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News is reporting that after nearly 6 weeks of vote recounting in Arizona’s Maricopa County, the results show that out of the 2,193,702 votes cast in the county, there was not one single discrepancy found; NOT ONE!…

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Funny story: "Just Reinstate Donald Trump As President"

"Just Reinstate Donald Trump As President"

One of Donald Trump’s lawyers made another mindless statement while promoting the election conspiracy. “Donald Trump can simply be reinstated into the White House.” The crowd was said to have cheered in response to her baseless claim. They can do…

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Funny story: Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy Promotes Marjorie Taylor Greene to Newly Formed Committee

Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy Promotes Marjorie Taylor Greene to Newly Formed Committee

Washington, D. C.--Minority leader Kevin McCarthy today announced that Marjorie Taylor Greene, in light of her recent statement comparing mask wearing mandates nationwide to Jews being persecuted in Nazi Germany, would be reassigned from her committe…

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Funny story: Who Took Trump To The Woodshed?

Who Took Trump To The Woodshed?

Inquiring minds are asking, “Who took Donald Trump to the woodshed?” Which woodshed? The one where wood is stored or the one where someone metaphorically gets a spanking? Trump? A spanking? Is that like when Stormy Daniels rolled up a copy of a ma…

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Funny story: Republicans Block Reality For Trump

Republicans Block Reality For Trump

Whew! Those good old, terrified pals of Donald Trump blocked the truth about his treasonous activity on the January 6th attack of the Capitol. They are, however, unable to erase the visual captured on television of Donald Trump imploring his foll…

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Funny story: Vanessa Trump snags Secret Service guy to beat on Eric and Don Jr.

Vanessa Trump snags Secret Service guy to beat on Eric and Don Jr.

At first people assumed Vanessa Trump was just looking for a fling with an actual human male. But it soon became apparent she had more on her mind. Now we know she had a couple of objectives. Number 1 was to get herself a man, and she succeeded.

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Funny story: Republican Party Pay Trump Kids To Investigate 2020 Voter Fraud

Republican Party Pay Trump Kids To Investigate 2020 Voter Fraud

The Republican Party is dumping big bucks into the Trump kids' pockets to investigate whether or not there was any voter fraud in the 2020 election. And how do you think that’s going to go? Eric Trump will do the numbers, yeah. Ivanka will give d…

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Funny story: Trump’s First Day In Hell

Trump’s First Day In Hell

Donald J. Trump was only on the fifth bite of his McDonald’s Ultra Huge Gonzo burger with extra cholesterol when it lodged in his throat and choked him. Melania’s half-hearted attempt at the Heimlich maneuver did nothing to help the ex- so called Pre…

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Funny story: Trump U Commencement, Mike Lindel: "Let's all be Trumps!"

Trump U Commencement, Mike Lindel: "Let's all be Trumps!"

At what reportedly was the 21st commencement at Trump University, commencement speaker Mike Lindell gave an emotional, effusive 2 1/2 hour speech, mostly focussing on the exploits of former president Trump, his greatness in becoming "America's best p…

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Funny story: Trump Claims Nancy Poozleosi Could Eat Ice Cream With Her Mask On

Trump Claims Nancy Poozleosi Could Eat Ice Cream With Her Mask On

BILLINGSGATE POST: Never one to engage in hyperbole, Donald Trump, in assessing the sharp tongue of House Speaker, Nancy Poozleosi, said that she could eat ice cream with her mask on. Noting Nancy’s affinity for expensively rich ice cream that occ…

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Funny story: Trump University’s 2021 Commencement Speaker: Mike Lindell

Trump University’s 2021 Commencement Speaker: Mike Lindell

Mike Lindell also known as “The Pillow Guy” will be the commencement speaker at Trump University holds its 2021 graduation ceremony. This year’s crop is rather thin as only four graduates will be receiving their diplomas. Insiders point to issues…

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Funny story: Don Jr., Eric and Andrew Giuliani consider forming superhero alliance

Don Jr., Eric and Andrew Giuliani consider forming superhero alliance

Rumor mills are abuzz today as reports say the sons of the former president Trump and Andrew Giuliani, son of the embattled ex-mayor of New York have had discussions about joining forces to form a high-powered crime fighting syndicate. Asked to c…

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Funny story: Lock Up Crooked Donald Trump

Lock Up Crooked Donald Trump

Why the big need for an investigation about the January 6th insurrection of the United States Capitol? We already know the who and why. The who was Donald Trump, and the why was because the sore-sport lost the election. He’ll probably start anoth…

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Funny story: Trump bids for messiah status in grand style!

Trump bids for messiah status in grand style!

A middle-aged, highly sedated homeless man wearing a “sweeping” blond wig was nailed to a giant cross this morning on the grounds of the Mir-a-lago while a crowd of about 130 people looked on. The man, Bob Prentice 52, of Stuebenville, OH is being “w…

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Funny story: Donald Trump’s Super-Duper Second Great Big Lie

Donald Trump’s Super-Duper Second Great Big Lie

There are many Trump lies, but one of the first and biggest was former President Barack Obama was born in Kenya. That lie had a lifespan of many years. However, the Obama-Kenya lie is presently in the footnotes of history. Trump, the perpetrator…

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Funny story: Will Trump Continue To Run The Republican Party From Jail?

Will Trump Continue To Run The Republican Party From Jail?

The question was: Will Donald Trump continue to run the Republican Party if he is found guilty and sent to jail? Presently, with the Southern District of New York looking into Trump’s investments and tax returns, jail time appears to be in Trump’s fu…

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Funny story: Are you a RINO - Republican in Name Only?

Are you a RINO - Republican in Name Only?

RINO is an acronym for Republican in name only. Prior to 2016, this derogatory term was primarily applied to those who ran for election as Republicans but, once elected, voted as Democrats. The term also included voters who were registered Republic…

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