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Funny story: Fans of Autoerotic Asphyxiation Forced to Catch Their Breath as San Jose Bans Plastic Bags!

Fans of Autoerotic Asphyxiation Forced to Catch Their Breath as San Jose Bans Plastic Bags!

Following the lead of San Francisco, San Jose has banned the use of plastic bags leaving many kinky sex practitioners and pet owners puzzled as they try to deal with their own 'hang ups" and "personal shit." "It's a F***g nightmare," said Joe...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga waxwork savaged by dogs

Lady Gaga waxwork savaged by dogs

Madam Toussard's have simultaneously unveiled their latest Waxwork at all six of their exhibits in London, Tokyo, New York, Madrid, Paris and Blackpool. Each one has been dressed differently, with weird and wacky hats and an array of excellent qua...

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Shows Off Her "Puppies" In Washington D.C.

Oprah Winfrey Shows Off Her "Puppies" In Washington D.C.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Oprah Winfrey, the queen of television was in Washington, D.C. attending the Kennedy Centre (Center) Honours (Honors) Gala where she was honored for a life time contribution to the entertainment industry. Miss O was accompanied...

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Funny story: 62 Year old Man Gets Probation For Having Sex With His Dog

62 Year old Man Gets Probation For Having Sex With His Dog

Los Angeles, a man who has adopted dogs from Los Angeles shelters has pleaded guilty to animal cruelty and lewd conduct for having sex with his female German shepherd mix. Los Angeles prosecutors gave Wade Strickland three years probation with th...

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Funny story: Michael Vick Loses Dogfight Against Bears In Chicago.

Michael Vick Loses Dogfight Against Bears In Chicago.

Michael Vick and the Philadelphia Eagles lost a dog fight in Chicago, losing 31-26. There Are Not Nearly... ... as many sports-related dog metaphors as I first thought."It was a beating, an absolute beagle-whupping," said Vick, who was dogged by t...

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Funny story: Digester's Reader: North Korean Boiled Dog's Feet in Rice Broth with Happy Baby's Pudding

Digester's Reader: North Korean Boiled Dog's Feet in Rice Broth with Happy Baby's Pudding

Kim Soon Wok today offers us a traditional North Korean recipe called, Boiled Dog's Feet in Rice Broth with Happy Baby's Pudding. Forward: Kim is a third cousin of Dear Leader Kim Jong Il, twice removed, and step daughter of his great half brother's unofficial consort in Bangkok. She holds the kitchen rank of People's Cook 2nd Class and is also a Major in the auxiliary of the 13th Bayonet Char...

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Funny story: Why Cats Drink With Bottom Of Tongue, Dogs Eat Shit And Don't Die!

Why Cats Drink With Bottom Of Tongue, Dogs Eat Shit And Don't Die!

In a $500,000 study lasting ten years and performed by three U.S. scientists, we have finally found why the chicken crosses the road. I'm sorry, that's the NEXT ten year study. Here we learn that cats and dogs are different. "Cats", reported Doct...

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Funny story: Dog Unsatisfied After Simulated Sex

Dog Unsatisfied After Simulated Sex

An Australian Rugby League player, Joel Monaghan, has upset the Canine fraternity by posting a photo of himself simulating a sex act with a Dog, named Poopoo, on the Internet. 'It was just a bit of Aussie humour' he contested, bringing a new meani...

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Funny story: Golden-haired stray dog runs out of his lane at Commonwealth Games and still manages to win India's first track gold medal!

Golden-haired stray dog runs out of his lane at Commonwealth Games and still manages to win India's first track gold medal!

He burst through a tunnel, ran the wrong way onto the track; ran outside his lane and still managed to win India's first track gold medal, drawing ecstatic cheers from the loud and raucous partisan human crowd and congratulatory Woofs from the contin...

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Funny story: Animal Rights Group To Girl Who Threw Puppies In River: Let US Kill Them Next Time!

Animal Rights Group To Girl Who Threw Puppies In River: Let US Kill Them Next Time!

The girl who lit up Youtube's comment feature by being shown throwing puppies into a raging river was commended for "nice form" by an animal rights group of People who champion the rights of animals. In the 43-second clip, a young woman or girl w...

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Funny story: Norton Folgate's Theory on Dogs

Norton Folgate's Theory on Dogs

Today we have been discussing dogs with Professor Norton Folgate, and in particular how dogs communicate. When we say "we have been discussing" what we really mean is that Professor Folgate rambled and we furiously scribbled notes. The 'discussion' started with the Prof talking about different breeds of dogs before moving on. As usual, what follows is the undiluted transcript of Professor...

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Funny story: New Dog DNA Database

New Dog DNA Database

In an amazing extension to the DNA database in England police will be visiting every home to take a sample of the owner's dog's DNA for a new DDD (Dog DNA Database). A new process allows police to identify dog DNA from their urine. The first test...

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Funny story: Dog Found In Yoghurt Pot

Dog Found In Yoghurt Pot

A food production company was ordered to pay nearly £10,000 after a man found a dog in a yoghurt pot as he ate his lunch. Oscar Waggitt of Stinkborough, South Yorkshire had already eaten some of the yoghurt when he came across the canine filling.

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Funny story: Dog in a Hat wants World Peace

Dog in a Hat wants World Peace

The village of Cocksend's local dog in a hat has asked for World Peace as a special gift for his 2nd Birthday. Speaking through an interpreter, Sparky told a crowd of journalists that he appreciates all the bones and little furry toys with bells i...

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Funny story: Woman Sues State of Florida, Wants to Marry Her Dog

Woman Sues State of Florida, Wants to Marry Her Dog

Judy Shriver of Clearwater Florida sued the state of Florida to allow her to marry her dog Rover, who has been her partner for the last five years. Judy Shriver is not alone in her quest to legalize marriage between people and animals. She has received over ten thousand letters so far offering her donations to cover her legal costs as well as words of encouragement. This is her story. Wh...

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Funny story: Dog Marriage Blamed on Local Gays

Dog Marriage Blamed on Local Gays

(Garden Grove, CA - September 23, 2010)… A nightmarish prophecy from Evangelical Christians came to fruition early Thursday morning when it was revealed that local pets "Trooper" and "Cookie" were joined in holy matrimony. California, historica...

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Funny story: Cameron Accused of Dumping Lame Dog

Cameron Accused of Dumping Lame Dog

Shocking CCTV footage of David Cameron dumping his lame dog in a park has emerged today, causing outrage among dog lovers, disabled dog lovers, the disabled and Liberal-Democrats. Cameron is seen calling Nick Clegg, who emerges from the back seat...

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