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Funny story: Poor People Banned From Having Puppies In Wisconsin!

Poor People Banned From Having Puppies In Wisconsin!

The Republican state legislature in Wisconsin passed a bill late last night that would ban anyone receiving public assistance of any kind from having pets. This includes dogs, cats, birds, rabbits (unless for food) and gerbils. The bill also prov...

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Funny story: Kelab

Kelab

The first animal to be domesticated, from gray wolves, 15,000 years ago, is said to be the dog, or "Man's best friend". Amongst the various roles dogs have performed, definitely, aiding the handicapped is remarkable. However, there must a gene in the grey wolf that made this mutation possible. Besides, who benefited more from this domestication, the dog or the man? Moreover, one thing is clear...

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Funny story: Insurgency Spreads Like Wildfire; The Spoof is Not Immune

Insurgency Spreads Like Wildfire; The Spoof is Not Immune

Word from Britain today is that writers at the The Spoof are holding a series of protests to demand more rights and a say in governance of the revered institution. If they don't get what they want (an editorial board, new pencils, and faster e...

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Funny story: Poodle goes berserk at Westminster Dog Show

Poodle goes berserk at Westminster Dog Show

A deranged standard-sized poodle in a fit of nervous anxiety turned on it's owner and began biting everything and everybody in sight. The dog preparing to do the runway walk managed to naw thru his leash and attacks the crowd. He was later seen...

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Funny story: Celebrity Dog Has A Sniff

Celebrity Dog Has A Sniff

Incoming reports appear to confirm that the dog of a famous celebrity with an ego larger than the north face of Everest was out and about today in London's fashionable Notting Hill district, sniffing around. An unnamed celebrity dog walker, named...

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Funny story: Wild Killer Poodles linked to Ancient Aliens

Wild Killer Poodles linked to Ancient Aliens

Scientists supporting the Ancient Alien theory have come to the conclusion that the wild poodles that once roamed the earth killing everything in their path were brought here by aliens from other planets. "It's the only explanation that makes s...

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Funny story: Dog Wins Custody Of Litter

Dog Wins Custody Of Litter

In a ground breaking move today, a Judge at a Lincolnshire court stunned the packed courthouse with his ruling that a dog should have custody rites to all his litter. Jack Russell, the delighted owner of the dog in question explained how events had u...

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Funny story: Dog Bites Other Dog's Owner In Revenge Attack!

Dog Bites Other Dog's Owner In Revenge Attack!

It seems dogs really have got an understanding. As reported yesterday, violent dog owner Terry Beard, 42, from a Council Estate bit his West Highland Terrier Wesley for no apparent reason. Wesley is well known on the estate as he walks with a pro...

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Funny story: Greyhound Trainer Wins Trophy Race!

Greyhound Trainer Wins Trophy Race!

Champion greyhound trainer Wally Devon, 57, from Cornwall defied nature last night when he actually won the Invitational event at a top race meeting. The annual event is an invitation to 24 of the Country's best greyhound racers, the best 6 dogs race...

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Funny story: Local Man Narrowly Escapes Euthanasia in Nursing Home Identity Mix Up!

Local Man Narrowly Escapes Euthanasia in Nursing Home Identity Mix Up!

Local man and good samaritan Melvin Wordsmithe narrowly avoided death, or worse, during a recent visit to the local Nursing Home where he and stalwart Therapy Dog, Bear, provide weekly visits to the infirm of mind and body. Melvin had a sense som...

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Funny story: Barking mad dog attempting to escape the human race is saved floating on an iceberg, woof, woof!

Barking mad dog attempting to escape the human race is saved floating on an iceberg, woof, woof!

Last year a Baltic stray doggy who had had enough of the human race attempted to escape from them by jumping into the freezing Baltic Sea, catching a passing, freezing iceberg and hoped to reach sparsely populated, Lapland. The "barking mad" doggy...

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Funny story: Martha Stewart's Dog Charged With Domestic Violence After Attack

Martha Stewart's Dog Charged With Domestic Violence After Attack

Martha Stewart's dog was arrested and charged with domestic battery[/color] after head-butting his felonious mogul-master, who needed 9 stitches to close up a bloody gash on her upper lip. Martha was getting ready to leave her NY home Tuesday when...

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Funny story: Man Charged With Hate Speech Crime for Calling Female Dog "A Dumb Bitch"

Man Charged With Hate Speech Crime for Calling Female Dog "A Dumb Bitch"

A San Francisco, California man was arrested and charged with a hate crime when he called a neighbors female dog "a dumb bitch". Apparently, 43 year old Jerry Dunston, was passing by the neighbor's fenced yard and saw the female dog named Hillary, w...

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Funny story: Dangerous Dogs Are Not Just For Christmas

Dangerous Dogs Are Not Just For Christmas

Another Christmas, another tragedy, as a London woman is mauled to death by a dangerous dog. When police officers attended the scene, it took several of them to get the Belgian mastiff off its unfortunate victim, using riot shields to corral the beas...

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Funny story: Frozen Scottish doggy refuses to pay his bus fare!

Frozen Scottish doggy refuses to pay his bus fare!

A sensible doggy caught up in the freeezing weather in Scotland did what most sensible doggies would do in such weather, jump on a bus. Apparently the doggy had a frozen tail, frozen nose, frozen cojones and lumps of ice were frozen to his fur. He...

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Funny story: Oldest dog in the world discovered in Bangalore, India. He's really a Buddhist monk!

Oldest dog in the world discovered in Bangalore, India. He's really a Buddhist monk!

Bangalore Herald, Bangalore, India: An amazing discovery by an ex-pat Brit living in Bangalore has revealed that the oldest living dog on the planet is here and he's quite remarkable too. The ancient canine called Blacky is actually a Buddhist mon...

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Funny story: Dog takes art world by storm

Dog takes art world by storm

A mongrel called Hirsty is causing a real sensation in the art world and has been installed by bookmakers William Hill as a warm favourite to scoop the 2011 Turner prize. Hirsty, a 7 year old mongrel from Sheffield, has in recent weeks been leavi...

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