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Funny story: Over 40, married, not interested in sex and heading for divorce

Over 40, married, not interested in sex and heading for divorce

Over 40, married, lack of interest in sex and lost intimacy. Sadly, this is the lot of many spoofers, as their partners start filing for divorce. On top of a day's work, many spoofers spend endless hours, valiantly trying to entertain the satire h...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera's Husband Files For Divorce On Grounds of 'Irreconcilable Quasi Lesbianism'

Christina Aguilera's Husband Files For Divorce On Grounds of 'Irreconcilable Quasi Lesbianism'

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Singer, songwriter, dancer, actress, and some time housewife Christina Aguilera has just learned that her husband of nearly five years Jordan Bratman has filed for divorce. Aguilera, 29, according to a very close friend was report...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera divorces Batman

Christina Aguilera divorces Batman

Christina Aguilera (29) has confirmed she is to divorce her husband on the grounds of 'habitual lying,' if there is such a reason. She states on her website 'Jordan has lied to me all this time telling me he was a super hero with his own cave, bla...

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Funny story: George Lopez Divorcing Mrs. George Lopez (Ann)

George Lopez Divorcing Mrs. George Lopez (Ann)

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Comedian and talk show host George Lopez has just announced that he is divorcing his wife, Ann, of 17 years. Lopez remarked that for the past year his marriage has been one big giant roller coaster ride of emotions. He added that...

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Funny story: Demi Moore To Dump Her Cheatin' Boy Toy Ashton Kutcher

Demi Moore To Dump Her Cheatin' Boy Toy Ashton Kutcher

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Demi Moore has confided to her hair stylist Slicky Pomade of Pomona that that she has had it with babysitting her 'boy toy' husband Ashton Kutcher, Moore, at 47, is 15 years older than her young hubby who is 32, but who lately ha...

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Funny story: Man Blames Divorce on Faulty Ear Plugs; Sues Manufacturer

Man Blames Divorce on Faulty Ear Plugs; Sues Manufacturer

Terrence Templeton was a happily married man for 53 years to his high school sweetheart, Gladys. The two were inseparable and couldn't remember ever really having any major fights in all that time. But Templeton, now 76, is divorced and says it is al...

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Funny story: Divorce Judge values Tiger Woods' "dick" at $10 million per inch!

Divorce Judge values Tiger Woods' "dick" at $10 million per inch!

The judge leading the very short proceedings at the divorce case of Tiger Woods and his estranged ex-wife Elin, decided to value the amount of damages to be awarded by the length of Tiger's uncontrollable "dick" because that was the reason for the br...

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Funny story: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt To Divorce on Grounds of Irreconcilable Plastic

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt To Divorce on Grounds of Irreconcilable Plastic

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The divorce that many had been expecting has arrived. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, who starred in the hit series The Hills, have decided to part ways. Montag will journey into the world of plastic and Pratt will most likely wa...

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Funny story: Obamas Set to Air Marriage Woes on Dueling TV: The View vs Oprah Tell All Show Down!

Obamas Set to Air Marriage Woes on Dueling TV: The View vs Oprah Tell All Show Down!

Now that the cat is out of the bag concerning the fact that the Obama marriage is in serious trouble with Michelle petulantly flying off to Spain to pointedly snub her husband's Birthday, it now appears the Feuding First Couple will go public in sepa...

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Funny story: Hulk Hogan's Ex-Wife Linda, 50, To Wed Her Little Toy Boy Boyfriend Charlie "Peanuts" Hill

Hulk Hogan's Ex-Wife Linda, 50, To Wed Her Little Toy Boy Boyfriend Charlie "Peanuts" Hill

CLEARWATER, Florida - It is being reported that Terry Gene Bollea, better known as wrestler Hulk Hogan, is literally fit to be tied. It seems that the Hulkster has just been informed that his ex-wife, Linda has announced that she will be marrying...

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Funny story: Sherri Shepherd: Pictures of Hubby Having Sex Confused Me

Sherri Shepherd: Pictures of Hubby Having Sex Confused Me

Sherri Shepherd, the amorphous blob best known for firing bean farts into Star Jones' old chair on ABC's The View, announced in divorce court today that she found photos of her husband having sex with another woman. "At first, I didn't know what...

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Funny story: Guys From 117 Different Countries Are Lining Up To Date "The $750 Million Woman" Elin Nordegren!

Guys From 117 Different Countries Are Lining Up To Date "The $750 Million Woman" Elin Nordegren!

NEW YORK CITY - The soon-to-be rich ex-Mrs. Tiger Woods, Elin Nordegren has confessed to a very close friend that since the announcement that she would be receiving $750 million in her divorce settlement she has received over 13,900 date proposals fr...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods To Give Elin Nordegren a $750 Million Settlement But She Has To Promise To Keep Her Mouth Shut - "I Promise! I Promise! I Effen Promise!"

Tiger Woods To Give Elin Nordegren a $750 Million Settlement But She Has To Promise To Keep Her Mouth Shut - "I Promise! I Promise! I Effen Promise!"

ORLANDO - Elin Nordegren, aka Rich, Rich, Rich Bitch Elin Nordegren will be receiving the unbelievable sum of $750 million in a divorce settlement from her husband Tiger Woods, aka "The Dick With Feet." Nordegren said that she has one of the fines...

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Funny story: Mark Croft: I'll show Kerry Katona sex tapes to judge

Mark Croft: I'll show Kerry Katona sex tapes to judge

Ex-Atomic Kitten, and ex-face of Iceland, Kerry Katona pleaded with ex-husband, Mark Croft, not to show the world the naughty sex tapes that he made during their time together. The two are engaged in a bitter custody battle for their children, and...

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Funny story: It Is Now Official: Jesse James Is No Longer Mr. Sandra Bullock

It Is Now Official: Jesse James Is No Longer Mr. Sandra Bullock

AUSTIN - Sandra Bullock filed for a divorce from her husband, aka Jesse "The Shithead" James back in April and it is now official. Sandra said that "Old Ass-Wipe" is no longer Mr. Sandra Bullock, and she said that he can now go back to being Jesse...

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Funny story: Larry David: 'Here's an Inconvenient Truth, Gore Was Shagging my Ex!"

Larry David: 'Here's an Inconvenient Truth, Gore Was Shagging my Ex!"

So much for the remaining sugary myth of the ever perfect Al Gore and his College Sweetheart Tipper living in matrimonial bliss for 40 years. It turns out that for the last two years the noxious carbon footprint was unable to 'curb his enthusiasm'...

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Funny story: Las Vegas Oddsmakers Taking Book On Reasons For Al And Tipper Gore Divorce

Las Vegas Oddsmakers Taking Book On Reasons For Al And Tipper Gore Divorce

Las Vegas oddsmakers are making book on the real reason why the 40 year marriage between Senator and Former Vice President Al Gore and his wife Tipper is ending. While the two have issued a joint statement saying that the marriage has dissolved...

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