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Funny story: SpongeBob Squarepants On Atkins Diet

SpongeBob Squarepants On Atkins Diet

A spokesperson for SpongeBob Squarepants said on Wednesday that the undersea sensation will be using the Atkins Diet to lose some unwanted pounds, in order to broaden his acting horizons. "[Sponge]Bob does not want to be typecast. He wants to...

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Funny story: National Geographic Diet

National Geographic Diet

Most of you have spent a lifetime trying to lose weight without much success. Two reasons dominate : Firstly it's too slow and secondly you can't take your mind off food. Herein lies the problems? Not really the secret is not in what you eat...

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Funny story: Canned by Slim-Fast, Whoopi Goldberg Vows to Promote New Diet

Canned by Slim-Fast, Whoopi Goldberg Vows to Promote New Diet

Los Angeles, CA--After being unceremoniously "canned" by Slim-Fast for her comments about the Bush Administration, actress and comedian Whoopi Goldberg has vowed to criss-cross the country promoting a new diet and stressing the benefits of...

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Funny story: Makin' Whoopie

Makin' Whoopie

Whoopie Goldberg is a gas! Or at least she could have been. In a bizarre attempt to get her Slim-Fast contract renewed, Whoopie charged through the gate of the diet corporation in a 2005 Hummer H2, (which everyone later agreed was a fine piec...

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Funny story: Atkins diet proves to be a breeding turn-off

Atkins diet proves to be a breeding turn-off

Breaking news that the Atkins diet can affect women's chances of having a baby will come as no surprise to the tens of thousands who have adopted the high protein fad.

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Funny story: Michael Moore Praises Atkins' Diet

Michael Moore Praises Atkins' Diet

America's king of controversy has taken up the Atkins challenge in an attempt to gain more credibility for his work. In a statement, Moore said, "It's not easy being a serious director with my image. When people see me, they expect my films to be the...

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Funny story: Dr. Phil Caught Snacking Between Meals

Dr. Phil Caught Snacking Between Meals

(GRAND RAPIDS) - Daytime TV shrink and self-proclaimed diet guru Dr. Phil McGraw was caught shoving an extra large Chimmie-Cheez burrito with extra sour cream down his throat in the parking lot of a Grand Rapids mini-mart Friday morning.

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Funny story: And finally, Moby is a monkey.

And finally, Moby is a monkey.

That's right. Moby is a monkey. A simian musician. A primate philanthropist. A banana diet denizen of NYC. Moby Moby, of NYC, is a monkey. He has ears. He has a mouth with which to eat bananas and ants and the like. He has eyes with which to see nits on the other monkey's heads. He runs about in a very monkeyish way. He is friends with Michael Moore, as many monkeys are. That is no...

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Funny story: Apple Diet

Apple Diet

Scientists at the Apple Institute have confirmed that an apple a day will help the average person lose weight rapdly. A study concluded in October found that 875 people that ate only one apple a day lost an average of 74 pounds! The study which lasted 8 months produced a number of of interesting side effects including extreme hunger pangs, starvation----and death in 64% of subjects.

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Funny story: New Diet Craze Hitting Wisconsin

New Diet Craze Hitting Wisconsin

Madison, WI-- In an effort to find alternatives to the popular "low-carb" diets, the University of Wisconsin has released the first reviews from its new "Butter Diet."...

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Funny story: Cookie Monster on Diet

Cookie Monster on Diet

Sesame Street's favourite blue monster has ditched the crumbly snack that brought him fame in the first place.

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Funny story: New Diet Water: Negative One Calorie

New Diet Water: Negative One Calorie

Coca Cola has announced the forthcoming release of its newest product line, Diet Water, which offers "not just zero calories---but negative one calorie" .

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Funny story: New Apple Diet Hits the Masses

New Apple Diet Hits the Masses

Dr. Fartsalot's latest article for Edible Science Magazine hit the apple industry with a bang Thursday. People flooded the markets and spent unprecedented billions on apples.

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Funny story: Aitken Diet Slammed By Experts

Aitken Diet Slammed By Experts

Nutritional experts have slammed the latest Aitken diet as "complete rubbish" and without any benefit to people trying to loose weight.

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