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Funny story: Dick Cheney To Sell Skin Care Products After Retirement

Dick Cheney To Sell Skin Care Products After Retirement

Washington DC-- Dick Cheney called a press conference today to announce his plans after January '09. The youthful looking Vice President announced he will be selling skin care products after his term expires. It's not well known the Veep has...

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Funny story: Spoof Writer Lands Exclusive Interview With Dick Cheney

Spoof Writer Lands Exclusive Interview With Dick Cheney

By posing as an unscrupulous armaments dealer, celebrated Spoof writer, Evan Essence, found his way into the inner sanctum of US Vice President Dick Cheney's bullet proof and bomb proof bunker...generally considered to be the safest and most secure place on the planet.

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Funny story: Docs Announce Cheney in as Good a Shape as Iraq

Docs Announce Cheney in as Good a Shape as Iraq

After four heart attacks, quadruple by pass surgery and two angioplasties, 67 year old Dick Cheney has been declared in relatively good health.

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Funny story: Clinton to arrange Obama/Cheney hunting trip

Clinton to arrange Obama/Cheney hunting trip

Senator Clinton is attempting to broker a hunting trip for Senator Obama and Vice President Cheney. Clinton said earlier today, "Obama has been working so hard we would like to get him some rest. Surely a hunting outing with the Vice President...

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Funny story: Cheney Shoots Self in Face. Face Will Not Press Charges.

Cheney Shoots Self in Face. Face Will Not Press Charges.

Cheyenne, WY - Vice President Cheney shot himself in the face today while hunting pheasant southeast of Cheyenne. The injury is not life threatening, doctors say, but will result in facial scaring and the need to wear an eye-patch, which, according t...

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Funny story: "Iron Man" Dick Cheney Crashes Nelson Mandela's 90th Birthday Party

"Iron Man" Dick Cheney Crashes Nelson Mandela's 90th Birthday Party

Johannesburg, South Africa - After charging up his "Iron Man' suit compete with the mystical Asgardian crystal on his chest, deep within the secret underground catacombs of a chicken coop on Bush's Texas ranch…Kbooom!* Suddenly, Dick Che...

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Funny story: Dems Bulldozed

Dems Bulldozed

Following the 2006 Mid Term Elections the Democrats had constructed a commune on the Great Lawn in Washington D.C.

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Funny story: Republicans Block Extended Aid to Unemployed Till Bush and Cheney Are Included

Republicans Block Extended Aid to Unemployed Till Bush and Cheney Are Included

As the US economy reels from a collapsed housing market, surging oil and food prices and most recently the largest one month increase in unemployment in two decades, House Democrats with the support of 49 Republicans tried to extend unemployment bene...

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Funny story: Joseph Fritzl, Warren Jeffs challenge Dick Cheney's incest claims

Joseph Fritzl, Warren Jeffs challenge Dick Cheney's incest claims

Amstetten, Austria - (Lurid Ass Mess): Dick Cheney's claims naming West Virginia as the incest capital of the world have been poo-pooed by Austrian famly sex nutter Joseph Fritzl and Texan fundamental polygamist swine Warren Jeffs.

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Funny story: Cheney Apologizes For Incest Joke, Says He Will Only Ridicule "Crips and Retards" From Now On

Cheney Apologizes For Incest Joke, Says He Will Only Ridicule "Crips and Retards" From Now On

(Washington D.C.) - A spokesman for Dick Cheney today tried to mitigate the reaction to a remark the Vice President made yesterday about the frequency of incest in the American South. Speaking at the National Press Club on Monday, Cheney drew nervou...

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Funny story: McClellan Invited to Hunt with Cheney

McClellan Invited to Hunt with Cheney

Waco, TX - Vice-President Dick Cheney invited former White House staffer Scott McClellan to go hunting over the weekend, in an email sent by accident to news outlets.

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Funny story: Bush-Cheney Caught with their Mideast Domino Theory Down around their Ankles!

Bush-Cheney Caught with their Mideast Domino Theory Down around their Ankles!

Israeli sources announced this week that Bush-Cheney revealed to them that a pre-Christmas attack on Iran was in the worst President ever's letter to Santa. Unable to manage wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, some think Bush would like to go out with...

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Funny story: Halliburton Gets Contracts for US Southern Border and Sadr City Walls!

Halliburton Gets Contracts for US Southern Border and Sadr City Walls!

Cheney's Corporation, Halliburton has been granted multi million dollar construction contracts to erect barriers between the US and Mexico and the Iraqis and the Iraqis in Sadr City.

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Funny story: Bush-Cheney: The Kiss of Death!

Bush-Cheney: The Kiss of Death!

Republican Party State Organizations have been filing orders of protection against Bush-Cheney in record numbers.

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Funny story: Cheney Survives 'Near-life' Experience

Cheney Survives 'Near-life' Experience

Washington, D.C. - Doctors at Bethesda Naval Hospital have confirmed that Vice President Dick Cheney was recently admitted for 'acute signs of life' associated with the accidental activation of his pacemaker.

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Funny story: President Bush To Begin Writing Memoirs

President Bush To Begin Writing Memoirs

George W. Bush announced over the weekend that he plans to begin writing his presidential memoirs. In a statement made on Larry King Live, he announced the goal to have these completed by this time next year.

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Funny story: Cheney Says New US Constitution Will Be Drafted By Chinese Scholars

Cheney Says New US Constitution Will Be Drafted By Chinese Scholars

Washington, D.C. - Over the centuries, Chinese scholars have made some of the greatest contributions to the world's legal and political thinking......The "Analects" of Confucius, "The Rites of Zhou" during th...

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