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Funny story: Democrats Plan Nancy Pelosi's Going-Away Party

Democrats Plan Nancy Pelosi's Going-Away Party

WASHINGTON, DC - House Majority Leader, Steny Hoyer is planning a huge party to celebrate Nancy Pelosi's departure as Speaker of the House. The party will be held in Washington DC on Halloween, October 31. The party will be a costume party and all...

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Funny story: Democrats, Republicans Agree to Raise Taxes on Poor

Democrats, Republicans Agree to Raise Taxes on Poor

WASHINGTON, DC - After months of wrangling whether to raise taxes on the rich or lower taxes on the middle-class, Congressional Democrat and Republican leaders have agreed to introduce legislation to raise taxes on the poor. On today's "Meet The P...

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Funny story: The New "Its All About Me" Party

The New "Its All About Me" Party

A new political entity has formed that intends on usurping the most adamant followers of all other parties into its fold. It is called the "Its All About Me Party" and has astonishingly employed the core instincts and philosophies of all the other re...

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Funny story: Democrat Strategists - "Too Many Weirdos Opposing Our Candidates"

Democrat Strategists - "Too Many Weirdos Opposing Our Candidates"

WASHINGTON, DC - Democrats are concerned about losing November elections to "a bunch of Weirdos." Edmund Grayson III commented that Americans are actively resisting government practices that are "good and normal." Grayson, a Harvard graduate, explain...

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Funny story: New York Governor Race: Breakdown

New York Governor Race: Breakdown

Coming this November, New York State will choose its next Governor. The last two haven't done well, with trollops and uncompensated extramarital affairs, legal mischief, and a variety of other ethical lapses. Due to intense public interest in the...

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Funny story: Dems bunker up, say they will not vacate office if Tea Party candidates beat them in elections

Dems bunker up, say they will not vacate office if Tea Party candidates beat them in elections

DEMOCRATIC CAMPAIGN HQ, WASHINGTON D.C. - (ABSNN) -- With the national elections only six months away, and incumbent Democrats facing an angered electorate, members of the Democratic Campaign Headquarters in Washington D.C. proposed a drastic plan to...

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Funny story: Frightened Dem Lawmakers Flee to Ottawa to Escape "Racist" Criticism: Say They're Terrified to Face Voters at 'Home.'

Frightened Dem Lawmakers Flee to Ottawa to Escape "Racist" Criticism: Say They're Terrified to Face Voters at 'Home.'

Border checkpoints in northern Vermont and Maine were overwhelmed as a horde of elected Democratic Lawmakers fled their home states to seek asylum in Canada and shield themselves from criticism from voters. A spokesman for Border Security said, "I...

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Funny story: Democrats Finally Admit That Obama's Sh*t Really Does Stink

Democrats Finally Admit That Obama's Sh*t Really Does Stink

Members of the Democratic Party, who assured the American people that Barack Hussein Obama was the catalyst for good change and that his feces was not malodorous, have finally admitted that his sh*t really does stink. Pelosi had been the final hold...

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Funny story: Chris Matthews Interviews Howard Dean, But Viewers Aren't Sure!

Chris Matthews Interviews Howard Dean, But Viewers Aren't Sure!

Rutledge,VT/ News from Suburban NY CNBC's incessant talking head, known as 'Howdy Doody" by his detractors, took on former VT. Governor, and DNC Chairman Howard Dean in a post mortem discussion of the disastrous Massachusetts election which all but blew the Obama agenda off the US map. Dean, the Vermont Governor for 5 two year terms, credited with balancing the budget 11 times and reducing...

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Funny story: Health care reform DOA

Health care reform DOA

(Washington, D.C.) The upset election of Republican Scott Brown to fill the Senate seat of the late Ted Kennedy has left Senate Democrats and the Obama White House scrambling to rescue health care reform. White House Spokesmen Robert "Bob" Gibbs...

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Funny story: John Edwards Finally Admits Paternity, But Blasts Sperm Bank for "Reckless Distribution of Assets' and Not Safeguarding His 'Deposit!'

John Edwards Finally Admits Paternity, But Blasts Sperm Bank for "Reckless Distribution of Assets' and Not Safeguarding His 'Deposit!'

John Edwards came out of hiding from his 28,000 square foot mansion today to finally take responsibility for fathering 'a love child' in an affair that derailed his 2008 presidential bid. While admitting that DNA conclusively confirmed the child w...

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Funny story: Boston Red Sox Hero Curt Shilling Comments on Obama's Failure to Make It In 'The Big Leagues!'

Boston Red Sox Hero Curt Shilling Comments on Obama's Failure to Make It In 'The Big Leagues!'

Boston ACE pitcher, Curt Shilling, world series hero, and outspoken political activist addressed the now apparent short falls of Barry Obama after his dismal showing during the recent Massachusetts US Senate election to fill Ted Kennedy's seat.

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Funny story: John Edwards: Proof Democrats have More Fun

John Edwards: Proof Democrats have More Fun

Washington is still reeling over the admission that John Edwards did indeed father a 'love child' with former presidential campaign staffer, Rielle Hunter. The child, now 2 years old, has been kept from the spotlight until now, while paternity could...

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Funny story: Democrats Try to Catch Up to GOP in Sexualization of Politicians

Democrats Try to Catch Up to GOP in Sexualization of Politicians

Since the election of "Senator Beefcake" Scott Brown in Massachusetts, the Democratic Party is maneuvering to be on the forefront of the sexualization of Politicians. In light of this, the Democratic Party Chairman, Tim Kaine, has made a deal with Th...

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Funny story: Massachusetts Senate Seat Lost: Dems Blame It On The *Trickster

Massachusetts Senate Seat Lost: Dems Blame It On The *Trickster

In a hastily called press conference at the White House, spokesman Robert Gibbs told reporters today that the loss of Senator Ted Kennedy's senate seat was the work of The Trickster. "No doubt about it," said Gibbs, "The Trickster was at work here.No...

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Funny story: Dems Blame Mass. Election Results on "Larger Than Average Penis."

Dems Blame Mass. Election Results on "Larger Than Average Penis."

Boston, MS: Democratic National Committee campaign strategists are rushing today to explain the unexpectedly strong showing by Republican Scott Brown in the Massachusetts special election to fill the seat of the late Senator Edward Kennedy. Repu...

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Funny story: Martha Coakley Gets Lost On Last Day of Campaigning: Rallies People in Rhode Island Who Were Happy to Get the $50 to Vote!

Martha Coakley Gets Lost On Last Day of Campaigning: Rallies People in Rhode Island Who Were Happy to Get the $50 to Vote!

A strange thing happened to the Martha Coakley cavalcade as it headed to a rally in Fall River Massachusetts today, when a confused bus driver took a wrong turn and wound up in the unmarked suburb of East Providence, R.I. Coakley's Campaign Aides,...

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