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Funny story: Cameron's educational record to be looked into

Cameron's educational record to be looked into

Serious questions are being asked about the educational record of Prime Minister David Cameron. This after he was foxed by simple questions by American TV host David Letterman. Cameron spent his school years at Eton College a school which makes Latin...

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Funny story: David Cameron denies calling Nick Clegg a pleb

David Cameron denies calling Nick Clegg a pleb

Conservative toff Prime Minister David Cameron today furiously denied calling mild mannered Liberal Democrat Deputy Prime Minister Nick 'good egg' Clegg a pleb today after the Stun newspaper splashed the story on its front page. Yellow blooded ver...

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Funny story: Chief Whip in Cycle rage with police

Chief Whip in Cycle rage with police

The Governments Chief Whip Andrew Mitchell today faced calls for his resignation after a four letter strewn rant with police at Downing Street. The argument started when an officer told Mr Mitchell to use the rear entrance. This angered Mr Mitchell a...

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Funny story: Leek found in Number 10 Downing Street

Leek found in Number 10 Downing Street

David Cameron was appalled last night to discover a leek in Number 10 Downing Street. The leek was discovered in the kitchens of the Prime Minister's home. "This is a travesty," said kitchen manager, Glen Williams. "I do not know how such a thi...

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Funny story: Thatcher urged to slip away

Thatcher urged to slip away

Sources close to former Prime Minister Baroness Thatcher have stated today that senior members of the Tory part are urging her to die. The hope that is Thatcher can be persuaded to slip peacefully away during the run up to George Osbourne's next budg...

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Funny story: Plans afoot to Bury Boris under third runway

Plans afoot to Bury Boris under third runway

Plans are well advanced for Boris Johnson, Mayor of London, to be buried under the new third runway at London Airport. The offer to Boris of a seat in the House of Lords in return for his silence on the issue has been turned down despite the title...

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Funny story: David Cameron shuffles away awkwardly

David Cameron shuffles away awkwardly

David Cameron was lying low this morning after the mother of all cabinet shuffles saw him in more trouble than Kevin Peterson after all those disloyal tweets to the Saffers. Cameron sacked Transport Secretary Justine Greening, and was mortified to...

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Funny story: Cabinet reshuffle confirmed as Mr Cameron is taken away to help police with enquiries

Cabinet reshuffle confirmed as Mr Cameron is taken away to help police with enquiries

Prime Minister David Cameron has today confirmed his cabinet reshuffle. At a press conference early this morning, attend mainly by members of the press, Mr Cameron confirmed that his old cabinet had been effectively "thrown out the window of numbe...

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Funny story: New Threat to David Cameron taken seriously by G4S, Police and MI5!

New Threat to David Cameron taken seriously by G4S, Police and MI5!

Investigative reporter Bartholomew Utterswaithe, reports on the situation regarding the anonymous threats received at the Nottingham Conservative supporters headquarters last week. Party chairperson Hortensia Araminta Ponsomby-Smyth explained to U...

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Funny story: Bloodsucking Parasites Are In Buckingham Palace!

Bloodsucking Parasites Are In Buckingham Palace!

The Queen, Prince Philip, and several other high ranking members of the Royal Family remain trapped in Buckingham Palace today after coming under attack by millions of fleas and mosquitoes in the early hours of this morning. The bloodsucking pests...

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Funny story: Give 'em The Vote

Give 'em The Vote

David "I've got a selection of shit ideas" Cameron has stated sixteen year olds may be given the vote. He said: "Greater consideration must be given to the young people of this country. They must be represented in their Parliament as we make decisions that fuck their lives up, as much as older people. Giving the vote to sixteen year olds is something we should spend hours, weeks or maybe even m...

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Funny story: Olympic Disaster Shock

Olympic Disaster Shock

Downing Street is reeling as a result of the unexpected outcome following the Olympic Games. A source close to the Prime Minister spoke of the shock at No 10 when the latest Opinion Polls showed no improvemnet for the Government in its support. In...

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Funny story: The US Condemns Atrocities in Syria

The US Condemns Atrocities in Syria

Hillary Clinton has condemned the atrocities in Syria. David Cameron, Prime Minister of the UK, has released a statement condemning the atrocities in Syria. Rupert Murdoch says he must network with his associates and Masonic brothers before printing...

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Funny story: Prime Minister's Question Time gets silly

Prime Minister's Question Time gets silly

New rules are to be introduced to prevent a recurrence of the last Prime Minister's Question Time fiasco. "I think we must be in silly season," said John Bercow, the Speaker in the House of Commons. "Some of the questions that were asked were just...

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Funny story: British decide to stop moaning about the Olympics after Mitt Romney criticizes them

British decide to stop moaning about the Olympics after Mitt Romney criticizes them

The British people had a dramatic change of heart last night and suddenly got behind the Olympic Games being hosted in the East of London. The incredible u-turn came after American Presidential candidate Mitt Romney questioned whether Britain was...

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Funny story: Five Olympic wheel rings on my wagon... ...I'm singing a higgity, haggity, hoggety, high.

Five Olympic wheel rings on my wagon... ...I'm singing a higgity, haggity, hoggety, high.

Bus Shelter, Olympic Route Network (ORN), LONDON: As the Busker sings, thoughts come to the conscious mind. Five Olympic wheel rings on my wagon, And I'm still rolling along, The Met Police are chasing me Tasers fly, right on by, But I'm singing a happy song. I'm singing a higgity, haggity, hoggety, high Olympic Lanes, there for five wheeled wagons A mile up the road, there's a Police...

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Funny story: Jimmy Carr tax scandal controversy reopened after confusion at Wimbledon

Jimmy Carr tax scandal controversy reopened after confusion at Wimbledon

The Prime Minister was once again embroiled in controversy over the Jimmy Carr K2 tax avoidance scandal after visiting Wimbledon to watch the Men's Final between Britain's Andy Murray and Switzerland's Roger Federer. While in the VIP box, Cameron...

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