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Funny story: Beckham Hailed As Messiah In LA

Beckham Hailed As Messiah In LA

David Beckham scored his first LA Galaxy goal on Wednesday against DC United, and was immediately hailed not only as the club's Saviour but, indeed, the new 'Messiah&...

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Funny story: Beckham to quit LA Galaxy!

Beckham to quit LA Galaxy!

LA - Former England Captain, David Beckham, who recently moved to the USA to try and milk the last few quid from his rotten career is set to quit Los Angeles Galaxy at the end of this week, an insider has told The Spoof.

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Funny story: Manchester United Try To Sign New Improved 4-Year-Old Beckham

Manchester United Try To Sign New Improved 4-Year-Old Beckham

After a report on The Spoof over the weekend that David Beckham has, through jet lag, been regressed to the state of a 4-year-old, it has now emerged that Manchester United have approached LA...

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Funny story: Gladys Beckham In Shock Soccer Debut

Gladys Beckham In Shock Soccer Debut

LOS ANJILEEZ (Defecated News) - Finally, the moment the football world has been waiting for arrived last night. David Beckham's multi-million dollar deal with L.A. Galaxy, based in L.A. was shown to the fans in full glory.

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Funny story: Soccer's David Beckham signs for San Francisco 49ers

Soccer's David Beckham signs for San Francisco 49ers

Pro Football is a cut throat business where millions can be won or lost with just one kick of the ball, now the San Francisco 49ers are gambling not just dollars but ultimately their reputation on World Soccer's David Beckham who Head Coach Mike...

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Funny story: Jet lag turns Beckham into child again

Jet lag turns Beckham into child again

A freak accident has caused football superstar David Beckham to regress into a 4-year old child.

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Funny story: David Beckham: "Victoria Smiled Once!"

David Beckham: "Victoria Smiled Once!"

David Beckham has a photo of his wife actually smiling.

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Funny story: L.A. Paparazzi Fail to Photograph David Beckham, Suspect Him of Being a Werewolf

L.A. Paparazzi Fail to Photograph David Beckham, Suspect Him of Being a Werewolf

David Beckham and his family have managed to frustrate the L.A. paparazzi so far. They have tried camping outside his home, his parking spot at the soccer stadium and have even been invited in for breakfast at Beckham's home, but still have faile...

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Funny story: An Interview with David Beckham by a Los Angeles Journalist

An Interview with David Beckham by a Los Angeles Journalist

Hollywood's new star checked in for an interview with our Rogan Bishop. Beckham is rumoured to have had wood during the whole interview.

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Funny story: Beckhams Air Miles Confusion

Beckhams Air Miles Confusion

LA Galaxy bound Beckham is faced with a massive decision about his transatlantic travelling lifestyle.

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Funny story: Victoria Beckham Makes It Big In America (Not)

Victoria Beckham Makes It Big In America (Not)

Victoria Beckham, the celebrity British popstar and former Spice Girl, is today bathing in the success of her first American TV show, after 'Victoria Beckham Is Coming To America To Gloat' was aired...

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Funny story: Victoria Beckham Provides the Porn

Victoria Beckham Provides the Porn

LOS ANGELES (Calf.) -- New 'soccer' superstar David Beckham, 32, is expected to earn an estimated $250 million over the course of his 5 year contract with Galaxy L.A.

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Funny story: Paris, Lindsay, Britney Move Over - The Beckhams Have Arrived!

Paris, Lindsay, Britney Move Over - The Beckhams Have Arrived!

Los Angeles, Calif. Since their arrival, David and Posh Victoria Beckham have captured the media's attention in a big way. I'd be willing to speculate that the, usual paparazzi magnets can't find a flash bulb to save their lives in the p...

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Funny story: Beckham to Run for U.S. President, 'Bend It for Beckham' Bill To Be Rushed Through Congress

Beckham to Run for U.S. President, 'Bend It for Beckham' Bill To Be Rushed Through Congress

David Beckham has been brought to the U.S., not to play soccer, but to run for president on the Republican ticket.

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Funny story: Wrongway Beckham's kick panties and bounce boobs

Wrongway Beckham's kick panties and bounce boobs

LOS ANGELES (Calf.) -- The screaming began when Victoria Beckham, in a tight pink dress and matching handbag, tottered on to the pitch in Carson, California, for a good five minutes of trying to get a kick. "Pass it 'ere," she shouted...

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Funny story: Soccer's Royal Family Beckhams a Big Deal in US

Soccer's Royal Family Beckhams a Big Deal in US

Ever since David and Victoria Beckham landed stateside in the USA, the country's citizens have been going wacko for the hot couple.

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Funny story: Beckhams' LA rent-a-crowd "a bargain at $1 million"

Beckhams' LA rent-a-crowd "a bargain at $1 million"

Los Angeles - (Ass mess): An LA Galaxy PR company has said that the $1 million it shelled out to hire a crowd to greet footballer David Beckham and his daftass stick insect wife Victoria on their arrival in the US this morning was worth every penny s...

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