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Funny story: Ricki Lake and Derek Hough Are Sizzling on Dancing With The Stars

Ricki Lake and Derek Hough Are Sizzling on Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - The former talk show host and one-time surf boarding champion Ricki Lake is following in her idol Kirstie Alley's foot steps, or rather dance steps as she showed the Dancing With The Stars judges and audience that the little chubby gal ca...

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Funny story: Derek Hough Says That His New Sexy Gal Pal Lauren Conrad Is Definitely A Collector's Item

Derek Hough Says That His New Sexy Gal Pal Lauren Conrad Is Definitely A Collector's Item

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - One of the stars of Dancing With The Stars has certainly got some stars in his eyes as evidenced by the fact that the "Dancing Dude" is doing the quick step on Cloud 9 with his new girlfriend Lauren Conrad. Derek earlier this yea...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Sends George Clooney's Ex-Girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis Back To Italy

Dancing With The Stars Sends George Clooney's Ex-Girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis Back To Italy

HOLLYWOOD - Elisabetta Canalis danced her cute little Italian butt off but she just did not receive enough votes to keep her from being eliminated on Dancing With The Stars. Her partner Val Chmerkovskiy (Maksim's brother) taught her well but it se...

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Funny story: Derek Hough of Dancing With The Stars Tells His Partner Ricki Lake That She Ain't No Kirstie Alley

Derek Hough of Dancing With The Stars Tells His Partner Ricki Lake That She Ain't No Kirstie Alley

VENICE BEACH - Derek Hough one of the stars of Dancing With The Stars was sitting at The Enchanted Enchilada Restaurant having breakfast when he was asked about his dance partner former talk show host Ricki Lake. Hough put down his guacamole-laded...

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Funny story: The Dancing With The Stars Audience Is Turning On Judge Len Goodman And He May Get Fired

The Dancing With The Stars Audience Is Turning On Judge Len Goodman And He May Get Fired

HOLLYWOOD - British Judge Len Goodman has been with Dancing With The Stars for all 13 seasons, but it appears that the old Englishman may just have worn out his welcome. Achtung Zumwalt of TV ClickerWorld spoke with the producer of DWTS Bernandett...

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Funny story: Michele Bachmann Admits That She Accidentally Voted For Chaz Bono On Dancing With The Stars

Michele Bachmann Admits That She Accidentally Voted For Chaz Bono On Dancing With The Stars

DETROIT - Michele Bachmann's Hair Spray Across America Bus Tour rolled into the Motor City where she hopes to pick up some votes from unemployed auto workers who wouldn't mind having a female president. As she spoke to a crowd of fourteen (14) tha...

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Funny story: Why Bill Clinton Turned Down Dancing with the Stars

Why Bill Clinton Turned Down Dancing with the Stars

Here's the INSIDE scoop, not what the former president told the media -- that he was too busy. Yeah, right! Apparently Clinton was ticked off when DWTS producers nixed his plan to do a cha-cha to "Hail to the Chief." When Clinton protested that...

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Funny story: Rev. Al Sharpton Says He May File Charges Against 'Dancing With The Stars'

Rev. Al Sharpton Says He May File Charges Against 'Dancing With The Stars'

NEW YORK CITY - The entertainment news media publication Hollywood Innuendo is reporting that Reverend Al Sharpton is extremely upset at the fact that the very first person to be eliminated from this years edition of Dancing With The Stars was Metta...

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Funny story: World Peace Day honors NBA star day after he's ousted from "Dancing with the Stars"

World Peace Day honors NBA star day after he's ousted from "Dancing with the Stars"

HOLLYWOOD, Calif.--A day after his ouster from "Dancing with the Stars," Metta World Peace, the NBA star formally known as Ron Artest, was, well, at peace with himself. After all, the world's throwing him a global party. World leaders decided to d...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Ron Artest AKA Metta World Peace Is Sent Dribbling Back Home

Dancing With The Stars: Ron Artest AKA Metta World Peace Is Sent Dribbling Back Home

HOLLYWOOD - TV Legal Commentator Nancy Grace and The Los Angeles Laker "Bad Boy of The Court" Ron Artest, who has legally changed his name to Metta World Peace, both found themselves in the bottom two of the first week of Dancing With The Stars. N...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Premiers With Los Angeles Laker Ron Artest Finishing In 12th Place Out of 12 Celebrity Dancers

Dancing With The Stars Premiers With Los Angeles Laker Ron Artest Finishing In 12th Place Out of 12 Celebrity Dancers

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars premiered with a brand new multi-million dollar dance set. Bruno Tonioli has a new spray tan. Carrie Ann Inaba has a new bikini wax job, and co-host Brooke Burke has a new name Brooke Burke-Charvet. The Harold Wh...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Wants Kate Gosselin To Appear On Next Season's 'Celebrity Apprentice'

Donald Trump Wants Kate Gosselin To Appear On Next Season's 'Celebrity Apprentice'

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump realizing that it has really been quite a rough two years for Kate Gosselin has asked her to appear on his next edition of Celebrity Apprentice. Trump was recently interviewed by Tilapia Frisbee of The Right Coast Illu...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Will Be Watching Ex-Boyfriend Derek Hough When Dancing With The Stars Premiers

Cheryl Cole Will Be Watching Ex-Boyfriend Derek Hough When Dancing With The Stars Premiers

HOLLYWOOD - Season 13 of Dancing With The Stars will have it's season premier on September 19. The show which is one of the top ranked in the nation will return with Co-Hosts Tom "Jumpy" Bergeron and Brooke "Skinny Legs" Burke who says she wants t...

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Funny story: Michele Bachmann Says That Chaz Bono Should Not Be Allowed To Appear On 'Dancing With The Stars'

Michele Bachmann Says That Chaz Bono Should Not Be Allowed To Appear On 'Dancing With The Stars'

WAHOO, Nebraska - Michele Bachmann had just finished talking to a group of about 29 people at the Happy-Go-Lucky Corncob Trailer Park in the Nebraska town of Wahoo, when she was approached by a reporter for The West Hollywood Flaming Gazette. Coqu...

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Funny story: The New Cast of 'Dancing With The Stars' Includes Los Angeles Lakers "Bad Boy" Ron Artest

The New Cast of 'Dancing With The Stars' Includes Los Angeles Lakers "Bad Boy" Ron Artest

HOLLYWOOD - ABC has just announced the new cast for season number 13 of Dancing With The Stars. Sangria Wine, a reporter for TV ClickerWorld wrote that perhaps a more realistically appropriate name would actually be Dancing With Some Little Known...

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Funny story: Stephen Hawking to replace Chaz Bono on Dancing with the Stars

Stephen Hawking to replace Chaz Bono on Dancing with the Stars

An ABC spokesperson has declared that Chaz Bono will not in fact be participating in Dancing with the Stars this season, and that he will be replaced by famed physicist Dr. Stephen Hawking. The decision represents a significant reversal that some...

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Funny story: Thoughts of Nancy Grace on "Dancing with the Stars" making many fans throw up in their mouths

Thoughts of Nancy Grace on "Dancing with the Stars" making many fans throw up in their mouths

HARFOLD, Vermont.--"One of these things is not like the other," or so goes the old Sesame Street ditty, and this song could be played on the first episode of Season 13 of "Dancing with the Stars (ABC). In a season which will feature very leggy and...

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